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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus

@lindaoctopus.bsky.social
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Easy going, shy, socially awkward. Politically Left leaning. Likes Sci Fiction, Sci Fact, Dr Who, Ogrons, The Archers. Can take a pie to the face like a pro. Susceptible to being thrown into swimming pools since 1984. Twice Golden Badger Winner. No DMs.

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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 1h
Found some old hard drives from my photographer days (quite a few years ago) and I rather liked this one. Three self portraits mashed together. Good me, bad me and normal me.
A woman is sitting on a brown sofa in an abandoned warehouse. She is shrugging her shoulders. To her left is a "devil" version of herself wearing red and to her right is an "angel" version of herself wearing white.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm always astonished when I remember that Kenton and Elizabeth are brother and sister. #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I must admit, I assumed the Borchester Botham was much older than 60. #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just going through my DMs. One rather touching welfare check, a crypto advert, a request for a photo of my tits, and the same but for my minge (close up preferred). What a time to be alive.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there anybody out there who enjoys Harrison and Lily billing and coming at each other? 🤢 #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My new thing: medieval cats
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo said what?
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Sullivans Crossing: Maggie Sullivan Says 'Not Interested'
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh goody, it's a palpitations night again is it?
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DAVROS is complaining that him have a SLIGHT HEADACHE. "Have you tried the ancient art of CHINESE ACUPUNCTURE? Me have an APE LEVEL in ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES!" me say. "Oh, do you really think it would help, Gruntleigh?" him enquire. "Yes, ofcourse!"🐵 *goes off to get nail gun*
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'll run it past mum and dad, I'm sure they will be in full agreement with me." #TheArchers "What do you think, Dad?"
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Cartoon Character Mad Madness
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The most authentic bit of dialogue in tonight's #TheArchers was when Elizabeth asked Freddie what he would be wearing for the party. "Trousers, nice shirt" said every man ever.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing says "I haven't moved on" like riding a girl 15 years your junior. #TheArchers
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is Freddie back on the drugs? He sounded ridiculously happy tonight #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Man City benefited from fake contracts to the tune of £830 million, that's what the fine should be. #MCFC
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recently me have been practising all hours with my VENTRILOQUIST MONKEY, Mr. GRAPES.🐒 The funny thing is, Mr. Grapes can get away with saying all SORTS of things that me CAN'T! "DAVROS, you STUPID BALDY IDIOT!" him say. "Oh, Mr Grapes," chuckles Davros, "You ARE a CHEEKY SCAMP!"
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Adoom, are you still a dick? Thought so #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will be a tough listen if Amber has a postpartum depression storyline. Many comments on here have shown the impact which it can have. I was one of the lucky ones, I had it mild and not for long. #TheArchers is great at highlighting issues in a realistic way. I am preparing to shed some tears.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Assuming the gate is this size ( as indicated by Kerri Davies) how did Brad damage the gate but not the gateposts? #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harrison: "Grrr I'm so angry at George. He has a baby son and all I have to look forward to is lots of no consequence sex with a 26 year old." #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A couple of months ago on here I was talking with #TheArchers gang about worst dates. Just found a pic of one of them. Looks like we were having fun. A few minutes after this photo, he came in for a feel, I lost my balance and fell into the canal. He fucked off and I never saw him again.
A woman photographed at night. She is attempting a roundhouse kick. She is smiling. She is wearing a coat, a grey skirt and black boots
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Dumteedum - a weekly fan podcast about #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On that happy note, do head over to bit.ly/dumteedum for this week's chats about the storylines, and don't forget to call in before midnight Friday for next weeks' show #TheArchers
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DumTeeDum - A show about BBC Radio's 'The Archers'
After Shows Podcast · Updated weekly · DumTeeDum is a weekly podcast about The Archers featuring fans of Ambridge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hotel brekko buffet then back home. Some of the other wedding guests are also at breakfast looking a bit tired and emotional.
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All About The Archers podcast @allaboutthearchers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have you caught up with this weekend’s new episode where Charlotte, who plays Susan, answers your questions? #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's nothing quite like an early Sunday morning stroll in an unfamiliar place. I have already said hello to a couple of dogs (and, to a lesser extent, their owners).
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you hear a strange noise in about half an hour, it's just me taking my Spanx off. No need to be alarmed.
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FabPaule @fabpaule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its a non-Archers #Saturday ! For baby Grundy 🍾🥳👏🍻👹 its a Baby themed puzzle for #AmbridgeSaturdayScandals Make a guess & reveal the ans. I’m trusting you to mark your own homework! Golden Badger award for 8/8 Scroll to the bottom to copy results & paste here. fabambridge.co.uk/wp-content/u...
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Ambridge Arrivals
Guess the famous Ambridge births from emoji clues alone.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had a lovely day today at the wedding. No fights yet but it's only 8pm. (I don't normally look this awkward, I was standing next to someone but they don't want to be on social media so I edited them out, and now it's all about meeee!)
A lady at a wedding standing in a room with a wood floor. She is smiling at the camera, she is wearing a long red dress and black shoes.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I love peas!" as all the teenagers say #TheArchers
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Auntie Jean @auntiejean1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok all bets please!! Last chance! #Georgebabynames #TheArchers Boys Evens Joseph. Joe. 2/1 Edward,George,teddy , Damien 10/1 Jeff, Matt, James, cooper, keri 18/1 bernie, Dylan, dean. Barty, Seamus 20/1 Gordon 25/1 Bart, Clive, Brad, Markie 80/1 Bartleby, Baz 1000000/1 Fintan.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's episode of #TheArchers reminded me of the first time I held my daughter and swore to her that I would try my best to protect her even though she had ruined my pelvic floor.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All babies sound like Winston Churchill #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had to forego my g&t with #TheArchers on the Friday closest to pay day. I will make up for it on another day.
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Xanderl @xanderl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I taught our Rochelle to drive, that came in handy when she was a getaway driver for the animal rights activists” #thearchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh great, Hellin is back 🙄 #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Very excited that they do Skips in Salt & Vinegar flavour now. Here is a photo of an empty bag as proof.
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Lomelindi12 @lomelindi12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please - don’t feed or encourage the ponies. I know how tempting it is to give them some ice cream or whatever…but it’s SO bad for them to be congregating around cars & eating abnormal (for them) foods www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Plea not to feed Dartmoor ponies over welfare fears
People told feeding the animals in Devon is illegal and could lead to health issues.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Andy Burnham providing the answer to the question almost nobody is asking #bitofpolitics
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes it IS a bit uncomfortable now you fucking mention it, Brad #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worried about Kirsty now #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Attending a wedding at the weekend. Got 2 days to choose the compulsory new dress and some shoes that will make my feet bleed. It is excellent being a woman sometimes.
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tomorrow on #TheArchers Alan comes to the rescue!
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Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has Carol inhabited the body of her daughter? #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you take me out in the car, mummy ten jobs? #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hello Brad!!! #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Bridge Farm Botanicals is proving more complicated than expected, and isn't turning an instant huge profit? I'm amazed and shocked #TheArchers
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Schitts Creek Alexis Rose's Shocked Gasp
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Were Ruth and Nocasha in the tea room then? Doesn't that just sell drinks and cakes to be eaten at the table? What were they putting through the till then? I'm easily confused #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing like a local wedding to sow the seeds of simmering hatred which will last for generations. Lovely. #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Which other children are potentially being excluded then? Do we know who has been invited? #TheArchers
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The Undersea World of Linda Octopus @lindaoctopus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eddie, you haven't got anything because you just bounce from one stupid scheme to another. #TheArchers
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