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@linaloolol.bsky.social
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i am soothing as heck 🌺 #FreeInDaIndica!

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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
i have some weird pictures on my phone.
A stocky woman in a blue sundress with a white headband holds a watermelon under one arm, and a pistol in the otherAn inebriated man in a green hoodie eats a frozen pepperoni pizzaA man is covered in a veggie suit from head to toe, with carrot fingers A woman with a bob haircut is wearing a sausage necklace and carrying a bouquet of deli meats, sausages and weiners
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It feels weird they went with that name...
Ad for beverage Slurm in tv show FuturamaA giant alien worm creature with fluorescent green goo emanating from it's butt, which is Slurm
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
A screenshot showing the previous post to yours, a story of an animal named thetys vagina
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The only acceptable Confederate flag to fly...
White flag of surrender
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
A photo of a grey sofa in a muted white room
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Do the kids today know who Xzibit is?
Xzibit 'Yo, dawg...' meme with this caption:

'Yo, dawg... I heard you like tariffs. So, I put some tariffs on your tariffs, so you can tariff, while being tariffed.'
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Inside you are two wolves
Two wolves lay in the snow. One has a caption near it that reads, 'wanna' smoke a joint?', and the other, 'yes.'
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Like this, except there's definitely weed in that pipe.
An Amish man in a blue shirt, with black suspenders, and a netted farmer style hat, has a beard with a clean-shaven facial area, and a pipe sits between his lips
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hank Hill from King of the Hill, with a dubious look on his face
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Just wanna' hook one of these puppies up to a small car and fuck right off for a while.
Teardrop camper; a rounded ovalure camper trailer with two side doors and a hatch back in white with orange trimTeardrop camper; a rounded ovalure camper trailer with two side doors and a hatch back, in orange with black accents
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The board game Risk
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@theamazingflower.com Volume up!
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hakeem Jeffries:
NASCAR car covered in sponsorship logos
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I get why they banned me...
OP: 'I recently had Google AI tell me a Starbucks drink wasn't vegan because it contained cranberries...'

I reply: People for the Ethical Treatment of Cranberries would be livid.
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The linalool in this shatter is unreal.
Total terpenes: 5.98%Dominant terpenes

0.75% Linalool
0.71% Limonene
0.47% Caryophyllene 
0.34% Eudesmol
0.29% Myrcene
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Some looks at my unfinished tattoo, which peeled lots the last couple days... but looks sweet rn.
Grumpy Bear holds bloody stuffing from one or more mangled Care Bears, strewn behind him, after an enraged bear attack on his fellow Care Bears. A star with a face looks on, with an expression of horror. A rainbow road turns into a waterfall at the bottom of the tattoo.Some of the carnage of the Grumpy Bear Care Bear massacre, blood sprays the cloud city around them, Good Luck Bear makes his getaway to the right of the scene, a tiny pot leaf is visible, only when magnified, on his buttockA shot better showing Good Luck Bear, the only escapee... escaping, because he was lucky. A mangled Cheer Bear and Wish Bear lay in various stages of disembowelment in the background.
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It is so fucking embarrassing that this is the official voice of the American government.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in the movie Idiocracy, holding a semiautomatic weapon
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
*pressing intensifies*
The 'help' key off of a Mac keyboard
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Their attachment to Oakleys is undeniable.
Oakleys sunglassesAn American male child wearing an American flag-themed shirt, a pair of Oakleys, and rocking a big time mullet
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Wasn't even using a secure documents bathroom? *scoffs*
Boxes of top security clearance documents President Trump was storing in a bathroom in Mar-A-Largo
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
'all Mark Carney has are slogans'
CBC.ca article with Pierre Pollievre standing behind a giant sign that reads, 'Boots, Not Suits', in english and french...
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A detail of my tattoo for everyone who've been following along this whole time. It deserved to be posted on my main... but w/e. #FreeInDaIndica!
A tattoo in midstage, showing a very concerned looking star, and what might be Grumpy Bear, covered in blood and stuffing... some of the blood might be mine.
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
it's nature... 🌲
a stick person swings from a tree that is cannabis
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
🌲
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I am a terpene @linaloolol.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
a bright & colorful sock puppet.
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