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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So I guess as Canadians we can call whatever, whatever we want! Like instead of calling him president Trump we will now call him president Humpty Dumpty
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Iraq is what men say when they see large breasts!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Iran was a flock of seagulls song!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That’s just dirty dancing!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Carney just announced that he is renaming Lake Michigan to lake of Canada!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ok that works!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
She just wanted to rest and do nothing, and not be bothered!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Or getting in a car crash where you have to spend a few weeks in a hospital bed with no kids or husband!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It actually took out a 1/4 of the moon from what I could see!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Were I live Wednesday is 1/2 price ribs at my favorite restaurant!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Loved the new Ted lasso season 4 episode, and I have the same pumpkin ornament as he does!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Didn’t even bother me, I was born in 62, and my childhood was built on danger uncertainty and chaos! No baby seat no helmets play grounds that would maybe send you to the hospital with broken bones, and we survived! We did stupid stuff and our parents would just say suck it up!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m sorry America, well the USA part, that you thought it was a good idea to pick a fight with a country that was your best friend, and now you’re saying that we should pay you to be your friend? You picked the wrong country to fight with!!! We are strong individuals who will unite
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can I order 100, or more it would be perfect for my wife’s head!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh Mitch you cross dresser you!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Occam’s razor! I use that to cut my ear hair cause nothing grows on my head but the ears oh yeah!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yes it is, if you control the entire country! And Trump thinks he does, so what he wants he’s going to get, because he has lakies behind him willing to kiss his cheeks
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh I know cat I can make your pussy say I tat I saw
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If a friend turns on you and stabs you in the back you should just smile and say thanks! Not in Canada, we will go full on Canadian goose on you!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I knew it!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
And when Jimmy Carter said Mr Gorbachev bring down that wall!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fake news!!!! She was 12 1/2
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In Canada we have a thing called integrity, witch is opposite to ass Kissing in the USA
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Zombie!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ahhh jimi!!!!❤️
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Zombie day!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
David Bowie and mick jagger would be even cooler, but that’s just me
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
On the other hand if he spends more time golfing, that means he’s less likely to fuck up the country!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
🎸🏋️🥁👯
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It was cold and raining night when a loud noise came from the woods outside her small cottage tucked into the woods,
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
For any young person who wants to get into construction or woodworking and build things , go to estate sales, you can find tons of tools that are cheap and properly professional, for a fraction of the cost, these tools are much better and cheaper than new!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Germany has said to Trump, our answer is, what’s 5+4?
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If Trump wants his name on everything, being a felon and all, America should embrace that! Like Jeffery Epstein girls orphanage! The John Wilkes Booth Theater and Gun Range, Jeffery Delmer Steak House!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It will be fun hearing gunshots to reduce prisoners, to the sound of back hoes digging holes!!! Thousands of republicans have that sound for their sleep schedule
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The latest in bass guitar design!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It’s a thing of beauty!!!! I saw it along time ago but I can still see it in my mind! It’s breathtaking! And when I found out about the braille in the painting! Oh my goodness!! Too bad you can’t touch it, but blind people can’t see it, but they can if they read the painting!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
He is from the undead!!! (Spooky music)! Maybe he is just the one who started the vombie reunion
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
They got jobs in Toronto!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Next to the president!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Had one growing up, but he was a little bit mean to Barbie, gave them really bad hair cuts!!! Wasn’t me was Joe!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
We should just start rounding up Americans in Canada and deport them to Siberia and then they can wait for their day in court, 30 years later! It takes a lot of paperwork and time! So Americans come to Canada we will have a better future for you!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The start of second city tv!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Close, but you got that I have a name but not that one!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You know you’re Canadian when you have three different levels of winter boots!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
And what is a liberal socialist?
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It’s a folk song
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I’m sure you know Seurat’s painting of A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jette! Did you know that he made that for a blind woman who he was in love with! Those dots are braille for her to see the painting!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I’m investing 40 million dollars in a film that should generate a hundred dollars or more!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The best man story ever!!! A wife yells at her husband for parking so far away, she is upset! He explains that he knows that this will piss her off, and if she goes in the grocery store mad! She grabs what she wants and leaves! He then said if you go in happy, you shop for hours!!!
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lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Could be!
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