lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Carney just announced that he is renaming Lake Michigan to lake of Canada!!! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Loved the new Ted lasso season 4 episode, and I have the same pumpkin ornament as he does! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m sorry America, well the USA part, that you thought it was a good idea to pick a fight with a country that was your best friend, and now you’re saying that we should pay you to be your friend? You picked the wrong country to fight with!!! We are strong individuals who will unite 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026For any young person who wants to get into construction or woodworking and build things , go to estate sales, you can find tons of tools that are cheap and properly professional, for a fraction of the cost, these tools are much better and cheaper than new! 140
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026If Trump wants his name on everything, being a felon and all, America should embrace that! Like Jeffery Epstein girls orphanage! The John Wilkes Booth Theater and Gun Range, Jeffery Delmer Steak House!!! 130
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026We should just start rounding up Americans in Canada and deport them to Siberia and then they can wait for their day in court, 30 years later! It takes a lot of paperwork and time! So Americans come to Canada we will have a better future for you! 030
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026You know you’re Canadian when you have three different levels of winter boots! 020
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I’m investing 40 million dollars in a film that should generate a hundred dollars or more! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The best man story ever!!! A wife yells at her husband for parking so far away, she is upset! He explains that he knows that this will piss her off, and if she goes in the grocery store mad! She grabs what she wants and leaves! He then said if you go in happy, you shop for hours!!! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPq...youtube.comTalking Heads - Psycho KillerYouTube video by Gasha James Dio 110
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026The states wants to put a 100% tariff on Canada. I say go for it , we will just stop imports to the USA, hydro gas oil everything! 110
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026As a Canadian I feel sorry for the American people, but on the other hand you got exactly what you voted for. A criminal who thinks he’s above the law and can do whatever he wants, so it’s your hole you dug, and good luck covering up that piece of shit you call Mr. President, shit stains remain 110
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My girl likes to drink whiskey, my girl likes to drink wine, my girl like to drink beer and scotch, bourbon and moonshine. Yes I love my baby but she’s drunk all the time! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Idiocracy is not a comedy, it’s a prophecy! Good luck Americans!!! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Be the ruler of Americas , the Mexican says that it wants a wall so big that no American can get in or out, so the genie asks the Canadian what do you want, he asks so this wall no one can get in or out? Genie says yes! He says fill it up with water! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026An American, a Mexican and a Canadian are walking on a beach, and they find a strange looking lamp, they clean it up and poof a genie appears, and looks at the three of them and says, well I can grant three wishes, so each of you will have one wish, the American says I want to 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026New Year’s Eve is celebrated, because the earth made it around the sun again, big woop! But a birthday means you made it around the sun again! So happy birthday to everyone who makes it around the sun! 000
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026As a bass player I can confirm doom and gloom for the USA, they want to take on the world and the past 2 times, didn’t work! 010
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Do you know why Switzerland is a neutral country? At the beginning of ww2 the government was thinking of joining the war, the army arrived at the parliament building with the tanks, and spoons (ok kidding about the spoons) and said that if they want to fight, go ahead, we are staying here! 020
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I think trump should make a Trump weekend, where no rules apply! Kill rape murder, what ever steal rape pillage! Go nuts America!!! 030
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I love crazy! 400 million for a dance floor, 3 billion for a battle ship, the last one built in 1944! And named Trump class! Money is nothing to a king his people will pay, with pride as they starve to death! 060
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025If people want to have fun with this, they can go to McDonald’s and just chant feed the president It’s like getting two things done at once! 030
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I’m off to enjoy a rich Canadian Christmas tradition, Turkey curling, we don’t use rocks but frozen turkeys. It’s fun and exciting and the turkey is so very tender! 030
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025How bad do you think the secret service feels about protecting the stupidest person alive? 071
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Oklahoma is ranked 50th in the USA for education. And it’s a true red state, so forest gump was right, stupid is as stupid does! 1123
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Did you know that they made issues of playboy for the blind in braille? I’m just wondering what the pictures felt like? 060
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Is it just me or did lululemon just market long John’s as a yoga pants 171
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025It’s just rude saying Trump was sleeping! He’s just really stoned and just hears blah blah blah, so he closes his eyes and goes to his happy place! 071
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025If they show an ass on tv, they blur it out, why can’t they do that with Trump? 050
Reposted by @lilredpt.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/11/2025What he said: 💯 🎯 1046340437404
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The economy is so bad, and prices are so high, my wife is having to have sex with me again, we can’t afford batteries 120
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025America, get ready for death, for your leader has summoned the four horsemen of the apocalypse. And hell shall rain down upon you! Have a nice day! 😀 020
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Do you know why girls rub their eyes when they wake up?….Because they don’t have balls to scratch!!! 140
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 23/11/2025When trump dies and his presidential funeral goes by, it will be at full throttle! Cause they don’t want egg on the car! 040
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 23/11/2025My mind is not for rent to any god or government! 050
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If you spell coffee backwards it’s eeffoc, so before I have my coffee choose your words! 071
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Imagine if you can, a woman brushing her hair,getting ready, and her husband comes up and sprays her ass with a spray bottle, she looks at him and he says, for all flat surfaces!!! 090
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Is it just me but every time I see the pumpkin dance it looks like he’s jerking off two giraffes? 380
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Happy day, I only drink on days that end in y !!!! Oh snoop the shit you gave me was the Bo mB 6240
lilredpt.bsky.social @lilredpt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I said to myself that I should quit drinking, but then I thought I’m not gonna listen to a drunk that talks to himself! 080
Reposted by @lilredpt.bsky.socialsuzette sommer @suzette.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Other than the fact that I am convinced that he found ways to cheat to “win” elections, I cannot argue against the outrageous stupidity of at least 2/3rds of Americans: Those who voted for Trump AND those who didn’t vote AT ALL. Both are responsible for the nightmare we are living now. 293
Reposted by @lilredpt.bsky.social50501az.bsky.social @50501az.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Can this be a real post? Well, at least we know that he feels same way about us as we do about him. 3124
