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Lil Prince Patch

@lilprincepatch.bsky.social
2.4K followers 410 following 981 posts

I'm just a lil guy who never fully grew up. ABDL and furry in his 30s though I much prefer to act like a 2 year old. I'm basically if Cocomelon had an only fans --- but like tastefully. Married to @alphapupkodak 18+ Only NSFW. MINORS DNI, NO AGERE

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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 17h
Toxel is the best Pokémon and I will not elaborate. Finally finished this cutie!!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rawr. ☺️
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤐
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rawr! 🦖 Yup that’s definitely my bed and not something else bed shaped…
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m intimidating to new folks… Not sure why consider I look like this almost all the time. - No pants ✅ - Used babyprint diaper ✅ - Nursery print onesie ✅ - Plushy nearby ✅ I promise I’m nice if you are! What am I gonna judge lol!?!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heey!! nuhh !! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah….ive blamed “flour” a few times…
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly !
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anyone else get major anxiety about what their tongue is doing when getting a dental cleaning or is that just me?
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you lost me after “aside from diapers” 😜
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Plbbbth! 😝
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doesn’t fix the fact that you’ll have to inspect them all to detect it but itdoes give you objective evidence if you need I guess. Ugh. AI is cool but it’s being used for all the wrong reasons and few of the right ones
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dang. Does ai generated vector art have tells? Like how ai images often mess up shadows, # of fingers, etc… I could see ai vector art resulting in weird nodes and tangents in poly lines and splines for example.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well heck this is cute
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is an in person practicum/midterm/final an option?
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brain no want to brain today
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I winned! This decks theme is “BUT I’m just a lil guy!?!?” Loot the Brute!!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ooops. Umm I mighta beated @alphapupkodak.bsky.social
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like it’s not eben dat bad!!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@alphapupkodak.bsky.social and @pupxjace.bsky.social keep sayin I’m the problem but Jace just hit me for 6!! 😢
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can confirm this. TBH I think an emotional affair would be way harder for either of us than physical one. Niether of us is especially physically sexual but we both know we can be if we communicate first. But if I found out he had a secret little I’d be devastated.
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Kodak @alphapupkodak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nope! In fact, @lilprincepatch.bsky.social and I have a standing agreement to always share😈
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well I’m glad I’m a positive example ❤️
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rawh!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know but I don’t wanna be annoying🥺
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Random purchase from Walmart ~2years ago. The combo of terrycloth and the colors is perfect
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He occasionally does, especially when he wants a diaper. It’s very cute.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today I am grateful that @alphapupkodak.bsky.social has stayed with me despite the fact I slip into baby talk several times a day 😅
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the 3rd day in a row that @alphapupkodak.bsky.social has ordered me to the changing table and put me in a fresh pamper and onesie as soon as I’ve gotten home from daycare then made me lay down for a nap. I like the attention but I feel like he’s conditioning me for something!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Needed 3 diaper changes today. It was a good day!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@alphapupkodak.bsky.social clarified that I’m both hot and cute ❤️
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People sometimes remark on my height and are always surprised when I tell them I’d much rather be short 😅
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
100%, my partner calls me hot all the time and I let him because it’s a compliment and makes him happy but I much prefer to be called cute.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And how does that compare to usual? Standard? Above normal? Below Normal?
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How many layers is Twig wearing??
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yikes that’s scary! Glad you’re okay
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For folks without a 3D printer their product totally makes sense.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That’s exactly right. The “for you” page was particularly bad for me in that regard. People post what’s attention grabbing not necessarily the truth and the algorithm reinforces that.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah and I still feel that even when I also know that I have a lot that that others don’t have. That’s what’s so hard to reconcile about it. *hugs* Tweaking my feed to show only direct posts of people I follow has helped immensely in that regard
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Haha yea 😅
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Basically I would look at social media, compare myself to what I was seeing, and then feel shitty about myself and my life (my brain knows this is dumb and illogical but it didn’t change how I felt) That said the tweaks I made to my content settings did help.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imma be perfectly honest with ya’ll. I stopped selling my 3D printed pacifiers because the markup on them was ridiculous and I felt guilty charging as much as I did. The markup on 3D printed stuff in general is nuts. Please don’t buy that crap they sell at farmers markets.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ehh.. i know people like them but if I wanted another 3D printed one I would just make one of my own. I think maybe I’m just in the market for new nipples. I’ve got lots of perfectly fine shields.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Where are ya’ll getting pacifiers nowadays? I’m in the market
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The sailor one tho… 😋
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It seems like that’s what happened to us too. Miraculously after loudly announcing “I’m going to the car to get my laptop since it seemed we would be waiting awhile” they called us back.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you can charge me for a late cancellation I should be able to charge you for the now 90 minutes of my life that you fucking wasted…
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can someone explain to me how doctors offices prioritize patients? Because I arrived 15 min early to my appointment like instructed, yet it has been an hour and you still haven’t seen me but you have been able to see at least 6 other patients that arrived after I did?
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Kodak @alphapupkodak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You’re so hyped! 7 days no wet bed which means no more diapers. But you walk into your playroom and this is what greets you. Daddy: Sorry buddy looks like the auto ship kicked in before we could cancel it. Well just use them till you run out. I’m SURE you can stay dry for 40 days.
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Kodak @alphapupkodak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@aspottypuppy.bsky.social knocks it put of the park with Kodak the Owlbear! My fursona is coming to life!!
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