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Lil Prince Patch

@lilprincepatch.bsky.social
2.5K followers 412 following 992 posts

I'm just a lil guy who never fully grew up. ABDL and furry in his 30s though I much prefer to act like a 2 year old. I'm basically if Cocomelon had an only fans --- but like tastefully. Married to @alphapupkodak 18+ Only NSFW. MINORS DNI, NO AGERE

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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 17h
Anyone wanna babysit me while I splash in a kiddie pool or let me lay in your lap while you give me bum pats?! I could go for that right now… 🤤
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really been enjoying little paws lately
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toxel is the best Pokémon and I will not elaborate. Finally finished this cutie!!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m intimidating to new folks… Not sure why consider I look like this almost all the time. - No pants ✅ - Used babyprint diaper ✅ - Nursery print onesie ✅ - Plushy nearby ✅ I promise I’m nice if you are! What am I gonna judge lol!?!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I winned! This decks theme is “BUT I’m just a lil guy!?!?” Loot the Brute!!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like it’s not eben dat bad!!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rawh!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today I am grateful that @alphapupkodak.bsky.social has stayed with me despite the fact I slip into baby talk several times a day 😅
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the 3rd day in a row that @alphapupkodak.bsky.social has ordered me to the changing table and put me in a fresh pamper and onesie as soon as I’ve gotten home from daycare then made me lay down for a nap. I like the attention but I feel like he’s conditioning me for something!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hehe, the clock tower going off at the top of the hour makes sense but was still a surprise!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yes. In your settings under content and media go to “following feed preferences” and there is an option to toggle off reposts.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nap nap then BDF right @alphapupkodak.bsky.social !?
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Found the requisite settings. This is soooo much better.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This felt like getting a medal! Thanks @barnaby.bsky.social !
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me: Wakes up soggy after post daycare nap. Me: From Upstairs "Kodak can you change my diaper!?" 🥺 Kodak: From downstairs, "Of course!" Kodak: Waddles upstairs, pink diaper poking out of his shorts. Me: "Ooh, someone's pretty in pink!" Kodak: "Hmph" 5 minutes later ...
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think ya'll would be surprised at what I'd do for bum pats and knee bounces...
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wait....printed Megamaxx!!?!? @northshoreabdl.bsky.social finally did it! Goddamn it, and announced right after I ordered A restock
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So happy to share my first tattoo was done by @pupg97.bsky.social . He did such a good job and I'm so proud of him for pursuing his dream.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What do you guys think? How many bum pats does @alphapupkodak.bsky.social owe me for putting this together??
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh boy do I have a game for you guys.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lol the bluesky moderation bot is into some weird stuff. 😜
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today's mood
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lunch came with a lil chew toy!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sometimes you gotta call out sick for a baby day.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
😓
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
*blows raspberries*
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Goddamnit Donut!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My uncle instructed me to do a happy dance 🙈
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No napp!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sorry baby bro. Until we reverse that spell bedtime is 7. Now hop up on the changing table so we can try out those new diapers, we don't want a repeat of last night. MythicCare sent us a sample of their new Overnight+ Siege Proof ThunderPants. I think they might be looking for a brand ambassador.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The netflix adaptation of one piece is worth watching just for the costume design. They saw the anime and just said "Sure, we can do that!"
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
New poster at work made me think I'd been isekaid into the babyfur-verse. Sadly, I had not. 😭
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What in the alternate universe is this!?!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
WTH bladder, I average two diapers a day at home but now that I'm on vacation it's four!?! ...
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Don't mind me, just recharging my big boy juice.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If you pay close attention you can see the moment that my brain melted.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Show me your weird collection. I'll go first. This is my box of rope. Doesn't matter how long it is. 100s of feet or a few inches. It does not get thrown away. It goes in this box.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Fick diapee!
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This stuff, this container specifically ...makes my brain go all fuzzy...
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I had one hour of DND left with the vanillas when ...
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Work has been tough lately so @alphapupkodak.bsky.social is treating me to a baby day. 🥰
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
You're REALLY gonna make me go out like this!?!?
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Im very happy with this little treehouse
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
No context spoilers for Project Hail Mary
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This game is flipping cute.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I frequently get asked why I don't sell my xl pacifiers anymore. The simple truth is that it made me start to dislike a fun hobby to make one of a kind items for myself and gifts for my friends. Just because you CAN sell something doesn't mean you need to.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hmmm let's see. I bet this will confirm some theories of mine. Lemme know where you'd fall.
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Only a little late for pokemon day
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Lil Prince Patch @lilprincepatch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Yeah... @lilcomforts.com cooked with this one...⭐
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