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Anastasia Beaverhausen

@lilkeybump.bsky.social
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I will always choose violence

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You asked me a question while I was tired and I told you to use critical thinking skills, now we’re both yelling. Did that really accomplish anything?
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Somebody said this vulture jumped out his cage like Bobby Brown did that helicopter in the Thug Lovin video, and I haven't stopped laughing for 11.3 mins
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
real niggas loved spyro
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026
Farming for no pay.... I remember when we had a word for that.
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Go Birds!💚🦅 @okoyessmile.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Because a cat’s the only cat who KNOWS where it’s at!
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yes
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Temu Baby Joker @beastboywonder.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026
An ACTOR. 😮‍💨
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If I send you a detailed email on a menu that I wanted to during the week leading to Juneteenth why would you run it during June 10th. I’m so sick of these people. Texas is fucking dumb
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𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 27/05/2026
You “don’t link for free” but mad I called you a sex worker? 😭 would prostitute work better or something classy like “Courtesan” ?
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✨IllustriousHussy✨ @harbingerofgaos.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
BOFFUM!🔥👅🥃
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Reading is fun and fundamental but I can see that people from Lubbock don’t know how to do that
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Lamar Scott @beinglamarscott.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!!
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Whenever I see a person of color or even a black person with a white partner my first thought is “Damn you didn’t really try did you?”
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Thee Green Witch 🇵🇷🎮💚 @snarkbreathing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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K D YT @wkyle73.blacksky.app · 27/04/2026
Two days later, it was perfect, we played Life, danced together, had a dance off, watched our favorite movies, I made spaghetti, he made rice crispy treats, we napped on the couch, went to bed late, I introduced him to Star Wars… we agreed as he was packing me leftovers that we’re dating now 🥰
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✨IllustriousHussy✨ @harbingerofgaos.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don’t understand why us Cancers are attacked every 2 business days!
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𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026
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DulaPeepa @stilldulapeepas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy Birthday to my man my man my man @gosnel.bsky.social !
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ChangoATX @changoatx.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If god is a DJ, life is a dance floor
Pokemon Clefairy Clefa Clefable
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I found two gray hairs in my chin today and I’m not even in my 40s yet
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
Lmfao yall are straight. None of you can really dress anyways and if you do, it’s boring. Cargos and denim are the least of yall’s worries.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It’s always a Hotep headass niggas tryna ruin something. Now we can’t enjoy Pokémon my nigga?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Did the dishes and applied for three more jobs today🧎🏾‍♂️‍➡️🧎🏾‍♂️‍➡️
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a woman is sitting on a bed with a blanket and the words `` today has drained me '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed with a blanket and the words `` today has drained me '' .
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Darryl theGriot @phreedomnow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
😘🔆☀️🌞 good morning, beautiful people
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’m tired
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an older woman in a yellow robe is sitting in a chair with the words how long is this going to last written above her
ALT: an older woman in a yellow robe is sitting in a chair with the words how long is this going to last written above her
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Flouncy MaGoo @emijomo89.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
transavia????
the pokemon staravia is trans
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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 18/03/2026
What’s y’all favorite MC Debra clip? I’ll start.
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x @slightwright.blacksky.app · 01/02/2026
Unrelated, but some of y’all need to read this
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/03/2026
Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
#Blerdcon2026 Day 1 costume: Velma
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Organic Intelligence @prestigeworldwide.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
Yall wouldn’t be arguing if you played pokemon. I’m just saying!
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
1.) yes but it took a lot of training to get them in line and to behave while out in public with me 2.) NO I’ve never been that desperate to have someone in my life 3.) HELL NO, besides I’m mot going to have to keep explain to that person why I’m upset at the state of the world #Blacksky
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I just had a dumb white bitch try and argue me down that caramel and butterscotch are the same thing. To be loud, wrong, and a woman. WOW pick a struggle
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Will! But Spooky🐀🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @wkdart.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Thinking about how this anime is about how AI wormed its way into all aspects of everyday life and creative spaces and these two cute girls are the only ones in a big song contest who write their own music. Also ai surveillance is being used to deport people and rig elections and this aired in 2019
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 18/02/2026
Stephen A. Smith starts being touted as a presidential candidate tracks in a country where people deem witty quips™️ as a proper retribution to bad policy. When everyone keeps trying to condense all politics down into memes, sound bytes and listicles, you get celebrities as presidential candidates
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Gladly 💕💕💕💕. My Man, My man, My Man
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Reincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#ICEOUT #Share
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @lilkeybump.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Heading to our first con together @edxquisite.bsky.social 💕💕🥰🥰 #Katsucon2026
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 13/02/2026
before you type all that out? don't.
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Rod @uncannyrodders.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Stop posting ai. It is not funny or cute. It is gross and shameful.
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King Leo @nywiseass.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I can’t stand videos of a mfer sitting in front of another video just pointing at shit. No value added just Vanna White impressions.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/02/2026
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
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Ernesto Olivo 🇲🇽 @ernestolivo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Weapons 2: The kids vs racist maga man 😭
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