lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026when i'm getting ready to toot my little horn and swing my little hammer 1140
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026me (checking my phone): ok if i fall asleep right now i'll get 4 hours before my alarm goes off my brain: 0447
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025when you lift up the pan and swirl the butter around a lil bit so it covers the bottom 1281
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025me: bald mark wahlberg isn't real. he can't hurt you youtube ad: 2664
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024this is the best dune character because it confirms that 20k years in the future, on a remote planet in a faraway solar system, they still have Little Guys 413117
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024found this absolutely delightful entry in the mcdonalds fandom wiki 0306
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 18/04/2024Put a Toilet Paper Roll Under the Toilet Seat at Night if Alone 3194
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2023[a single brown leaf lands on my windshield] me: 07611
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 27/08/2023when u are a big special boy whom loves his cheese 092
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2023as you breathe your last breath, your vision fades slowly to emptiness and silence envelops your mind. after a brief moment something appears against the black 0183
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2023logging back on after a weekend of Being In The Moment 0385
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2023when i reach into my package of jelly beans and pull out 2 stuck together 0101
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 11/07/2023unequivocally, guy who is maybe inside a butt 011
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 26/06/2023mom knocking on the bedroom door: u better not be thinking about beans in there me and my homey: 080
lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 21/06/2023every frame of gumby looks like an unsettling soviet short film 510318
