horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Honestly I just needed this exchange on my account. Sorry. 1403
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Pope Francis died mere moments after Pete Hegseth added him to a third Signal groupchat 000
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 08/03/2025i type into the groupchat "hey guys I have an opinion about a TV episode" and the devil shivers 030
Reposted by horridonion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2025quite possibly the most insane democratic party fundraising text i’ve ever seen 1206472338
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous 053
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 14/01/2025looking for a handsome mutual to slowly fall in love with on the East Coast. you must be bigger than me. and you must not whine at the trials and tribulations of life. and you must be, among other things, a massive bitch 120
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Boots. Boots. Boots. Boots. Moving up and down again Swiper: Stop saying that to him, Dora Dora: There is no discharge in the war 032
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 10/01/2025me limping around like dr house: oooouuhghhghhg The small man inside my spine using my L5 vertebrae as a gas pedal: the horse slows. Soon we must put her down. Hark, i hear an enemy approach The old man: Hey. i have a question for you 131
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I stick my whole head through a large ring light and then I ease both arms through the same ring light (so my torso is bisected) and I begin vagueposting 020
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 09/01/2025if you don’t clear 50 books a year you’re unfuckable to me 130
horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · 09/01/2025tamale in my hair at work. My punishment for being white 020
