Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 21h(To be clear this is indeed a joke and I love Italy and Italians! I studied Italian in college for four years!) 160
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 21hPlease tell me of a poet! Can be any style, just a poet you love. I don’t know many current poets but I love queerness and I love playfulness although I will read any kind of poem. 22173
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026I am in ______ with you. a. love b. cahoots c. debt d. jail 10272
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026We’d already be long dead from the “who is ACTUALLY white” wars 1670
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026It’s very fun! Just don’t think too hard about it and let it carry you along! 010
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026God I wish I loved anything as much as I loved The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub when I was fourteen. 2230
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026I’m kidding—I’m down for it no matter what language you code in 1190
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026I just mean—is she a monster? Or is she just a slammin’ goth babe? 110
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 02/10/2026If you’ve ever had a crush on a monster, who was your first monster crush? Does Morticia Addams count? Otherwise it’s gotta be Armand in Interview With The Vampire. 14440
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 01/10/2026I was very depressed but I got better! I wrote two OGNs and a prose novel! I moved to Portland OR! 1340
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 01/10/2026Guys I don’t want to sound too self-congratulatory or anything but I think I finally understand art. And the thing is though that you can’t explain it because the art itself is the explanation. 3301
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 30/09/2026My new indie rock band name: The Andromeda Sea Monster 1120
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 29/09/2026(If you want to be a girl you can be a girl. They can’t stop you.) 0441
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 29/09/2026I did my estrogen shot yesterday after missing a few weeks and OOPS! ALL EMOTIONS 2780
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 29/09/2026Who needs luck when I have the Bene Gesserit’s prana-bindu training, giving me total control over my nerves and muscles??? 060
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 29/09/2026Wish me luck tomorrow! I can’t say why but I will let you know soon enough! Feel free to make a guess as to why I might need good luck, wrong answers only 24821
Reposted by Lilah SturgesImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now 29670108
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 28/09/2026“when you diss Dre you diss yourself” is just a brilliant line and I think about it regularly. 0120
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 28/09/2026Garfield hates Mondays…but why? He doesn’t have a job; he doesn’t go to school. The answer is, I believe, a simple one though Garfield will never, ever admit it: he adores his owner Jon and is miserable when the weekend is over and Jon must return to work. *That’s* why he hates Mondays. 4736
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 26/09/2026“GARY’S BRINGING SOMETHING EXTRA TO THE LEMON PARTY”???? British Baking Show…ok guys 2241
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 25/09/2026It’s moments like this when I realize that I may have been born in 1970 but I have the heart of a millennial because I don’t have a fucking clue what the marketplace guy is talking about 3452
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 25/09/2026I have other beliefs about people who cause harm of course but that’s for another day 1370
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 25/09/2026FRYBREADstatic.klipy.comCookie Monster Eats Cookies on Rachael Ray ShowALT: Cookie Monster Eats Cookies on Rachael Ray Show 030
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 25/09/2026I work from these core beliefs: - everyone deserves to be happy - everyone deserves to have all of their needs met - everyone deserves to be forgiven - you and I are both in the set “everyone” 2849
Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 25/09/2026Hi everyone, it’s “be nice to yourself o’ clock” which means you have to forgive yourself for something boneheaded you did AND you have to make a plan to do a small nice thing for yourself. That’s the rules. What’s a small nice thing? For me it was driving through my favorite local coffee place. 625862