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I want to be like, "hey, jon

@likeheyjon.bsky.social
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computer toucher, football fan, dabbler

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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some very good monologue from an old Superman episode that showed up on my antenna TV.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the reviews of the Bills unis are in
screenshot of a NYT survey with 5 answers next to little cliparts of their faces, saying: "Bad." "Amoral." "Disgusting." "Two words: morally corrupt." "Disgusting." I assume this was originally about a different set of hideous gray football uniforms.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
watching josh rubin with 4 rules and a baby bjorn attached like
The famous Maxell ad image from the 80s, where a guy is sitting in a chair with a bunch of wind blowing at him from a speaker, in black and white.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Polis is claiming on twitter that he's "standing for free speech" by commuting the sentence of a fascist who breached election systems on behalf of another fascist trying to steal an election. He's showing us who he is and I believe him.
screenshot of a jared polis twitter post from May 15th: "Why would I want to run from it or redefine it? I’ll always stand for free speech and to make sure that we live in a country that no matter what your viewpoints are, you are not incarcerated longer because of them; the very democracy our clerks aspire to protect and defend through capably administering our gold-standard election system."
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
a still from the film The Death Of Stalin showing its well-casted Politburo
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Colts' 7-man protection is much more effective here than the Dolphins'. Not sure why Pittman slowed down his route though, as there was no one in the flat; Jones came very close to throwing a pick 6.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
tough break when you're down 17-0 and finally force a punt, to extend the drive with a marginal running into the kicker foul. I guess it counts if you end up in his general area and he sits on you and falls over?
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Buckner is a tough blocking assignment for an RB, but Achane just kind of lets himself get run into. Tough on the QB on third down when a 5 man rush beats a 7 man protection. This stunt design seems intentionally designed to attack this particular protection.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
as an aside, the shadows in the colts' stadium are super annoying, aesthetically. i hope the broncos' new bazillion dollar retractable roof stadium doesn't have this going on.
the colts and dolphins line up for a play and the stadium shadows line up with the way the players are aligned; it upsets me in a way I can't describe
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
this one, I give the D some credit. Watch Cross (20) scooch over into blitz position as soon as the running back motions to the offense's left. Tua looks left where almost all his receivers are, and is completely blindsided. Might be one of those plays where that gap is the QB's responsibility.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This one wasn't a turnover but it should have been. Look how open the receivers are in both flats, but Tua throws over the middle directly at the safety.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Here, a corner blitz comes in unblocked and Tua sees it, but doesn't throw the ball away (he's got RBs in the backfield so he can just dirt it) or even tuck it to avoid a fumble, he acts like he can just step up a bit and the guy will bounce off him. Fumble.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
watching fins-colts to see what the heck happened and...this isn't exactly news but Tua made egregious unforced errors on 3 consecutive pass plays. In the first, he sails a ball over the middle for an INT despite not really being pressured
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This is a habit Nix has developed and apparently not corrected from last season: moving in the pocket and throwing on the run when he doesn't need to, leading to inaccuracy.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Not the best special teams rep from Barron (23, upper left)
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Tennessee receivers meeting at the logo
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
it's not exactly news that ESPN is a PR slophouse but here is a headline from its homepage
The headline says, "Hill: Focus is on football not abuse allegations". "Hill" refers to Tyreek Hill, NFL WR with multiple abuse allegations in his history. The headline repeats his self-serving deflection of the question in a way that makes him look better, and conveys no other information whatsoever.  It's a format ESPN has used in that space before.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
post your favorite doctor who. wrong answers only.
a picture of nuggets center nikola jokic in front of a crowd of basketball fans, clapping his hands with a goofy wry expression on his face.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
From Feet of Clay - a little longer quote than @rincewind.run usually posts.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You will be visited by three spirits.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot from the 90s kids show Animaniacs, shrugging and grinning in front of some sort of curtain. Wakko appears to be in some sort of cauldron for some reason.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Scott Hanson cooking Lattimore. Brutal
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Whenever I hear of a place for the first time, I like looking up restaurants on google maps
the front of a bbq joint named "Oinkers"; the sign shows a pig in mud, and asks an important question: have you oinked lately?
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Even if you voted days ago, you can still post that you voted today.
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Unbothered. Focused. In my lane. Ergonomic. Squishy. Flourishing.
A bearded dragon squishmallow seated on a recliner, with a MacBook pro
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
Sun is slightly obscured by clouds, with an orange sky, reflecting off the ocean. Taken at Mission Beach, CA
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
NYT's journalistic balance as applied to the "we will not be replaced!" chant performed by neonazis in Charlottesville: "The Times spoke to several undecided voters who expressed concern about certain racially charged statements by Democratic leaders that they felt were out of step with their values."
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
reading up on both side's of this week's couch debate
a screenshot from a medical insurance website of its little tooltip with a little info icon that says "View important information about this tool"
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
e-biked to an arbitrary place today
closeup picture of the big yellow sculpture that's visible from I-25 in central Denver
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
The originalists!
Screenshot of tweets by Ronald Brownstein about a "private red-state army under the president's command", saying: "Miller says a reelected Trump intends to requisition National Guard troops from sympathetic Republican-controlled states and then deploy them into Democratic-run states whose governors refuse to cooperate with their deportation drive."
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Go to inspirobot.me and get motivated for 2024.
Being a criminal is not respectable
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
Khan from his death scene in Star Trek II
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I can feel it calling in the air tonight. (oh lord) I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life. (oh lord)
a screenshot of the inscrutable kotaku headline, "The Pokimane Cookie Apology Tour Has Officially Begun".
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I want to be like, "hey, jon @likeheyjon.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I suppose I can post turtle
Shelly the turtle
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