Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I think it's time to just delete my social media accounts. I don't think the constant fomo and comparison is worth any of the good for me. Reach out if you want my contact! 250
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Finally got to play Blue Prince (thanks to a birthday gift from a cutie) and holy FUCK I am hooked. I've said I don't like puzzle games for ages and this has me firing on all cylinders 040
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Happy birthday to me! Here's to 33. The Kura x Kirby promo roll is deeply terrible, and the egg isn't even star shaped. A dire omen for the year to come. 4150
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Unemployment office sets appointment. They miss their appointment. Calling says they are too busy and have no appointments then hangs up. What a beautiful world. I just want to buy groceries, dawg. 130
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Man, I'd consider going back on antidepressants, but I don't have insurance anymore. What a beautiful country I live in. 070
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I finally finished the current Honkai Star Rail story and did the epilogue. Got enough jades for a pull and got Cyrene. What a strangely beautiful way to end that story. 030
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025This could be us (I may be going stircrazy yall) 0201
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I got my new body pillow (God I am a sucker for kettle corn...) 2100
Reposted by LikeametaphorSotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs 84404823
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I did a phone screening with a recruiter who fully imagined qualifications on my resume and couldn't help me at all. "I see you're credentialed to teach in Texas?" Yeah, buddy, nailed it. Who wants to bet that's the result of an AI pipeline versus plain old being bad at a job? 020
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025It's funny to me that I can get an ABA job in less than 5 business days. Speaks a lot about the industry that it's predicated on churning and burning through behavior techs. Anywho: isn't searching for work in late-stage capitalism ft. facism grand? 120
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025My old college roommates and I tried to do ranked, and our attempts to get better CS or ward placement is a fond freshman memory. Seeing the Riftbound game reminds me of how much I like the characters. I would scoop out my eyes before ever trying to play LoL again. 000
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Same here - the child yearns for a team that doesn't drain her health all the time. At least Cyrene lasts the whole patch! 010
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Congrats! I got Hyacinth's LC and now I'm hoping to pick up Cyrene. Guess I'm all in on Remembrance Exodia 110
Reposted by LikeametaphorThe Transmetropolitan Review (Unofficial) 🏴 @transmetropolitanr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025lol 102141224337
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025A candid photo of me gatcha gaming. I pulled on the wrong banner. I Honkeyed the wrong Tonk (but got Hyacinth's LC like 20 pulls later hell yeah) 0210
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Well, now I know what I'm thinking about for the rest of my work day 😈 hell yes to that 110
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Who's gonna make sure I don't run on empty at work? I'm sure you'd love to see me around 300 too, wouldn't you? 1392
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Thanks! I took it and was like "wow when did I get big, anyways what's for lunch" 010
Reposted by LikeametaphorI.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 31/10/2025all I need in the world 7825135
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Thank you again for the piece! I'll be pondering my orb and hoping to see everyone having a good Halloween 010
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I'm going to put a spell on you! The spell is, "we should play video games and eat candyyy!" Thank you, Emmbunn! 0102
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"I'd tell you what my costume is but you've probably never heard of it. Its underground." Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today 2300
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I am fully convinced that I am cursed, and the curse is to never get Pokémon Shinies. In almost 30 YEARS of playing, I have found maybe 3 naturally. Why am I made to suffer? 010
Reposted by Likeametaphor💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway FATE 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 29/10/2025she's defrosting 251299490
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Woof, you're looking huge 🥵 also happy birthday or almost or belated birthday 010
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Tummy Tuesday ft undies holding on for dear life 3302
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Pokémon games and an 11th hour plot - name a more iconic duo. ZA has been fun but goddamn I crave something beyond this writing. Anyways, here's to trying to fill out the Pokédex! 030
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I keep seeing myself in reflections and being surprised ft. 2xl boxer briefs struggling for dear life 2444
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 17/10/2025My kingdom for a Pokémon game where I can be a fat adult who knows what a Pokémon is already 020
Reposted by LikeametaphorSPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 14/10/2025a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me 151950904
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I agree! All yours to rub and enjoy, and I'm sure it'll lead to nothing else 010
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It's tummy Tuesday! And gatcha daily time. Enjoy me watching my squad of duders do dailies while I realize how big I am anymore. 3626
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Black is slimming, right? (Yall seemed to like the last work shirt picture, so here it is in black.) 0271
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Last picture hit 100 likes... holy hell! I appreciate it yall. I've been feeling pretty lame lately so it legit means a lot. So here's me all wet. Cheers! 5392
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 11/10/2025This is what we do on Fridays? Fine, you twisted my arm! 415012
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Laughing and crying a little that this is just actually happening in a couple of months 010
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Well, Discord, I'd suggest you not lose my government ID, but I guess we have different priorities. 010
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I've never gotten as much attention as that last picture I shared of me. Thanks for the likes yall. Guess I'll have to keep sharing! 😊 240
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Committing to shirts-tucked-in after realizing yesterday I was flashing people all day. It's a vibe haha 4814
Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Apparently I have not been serving daddy energy. It's weirdly affirming as someone with a baby face 000