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Likeametaphor

@likeametaphor.bsky.social
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[NSFW, 18+] 30s he/him gay nerd in education by day, player of video games and enjoyer of big men at night. Gainer, furry, brat, leftist. Message me!

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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I think it's time to just delete my social media accounts. I don't think the constant fomo and comparison is worth any of the good for me. Reach out if you want my contact!
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Finally got to play Blue Prince (thanks to a birthday gift from a cutie) and holy FUCK I am hooked. I've said I don't like puzzle games for ages and this has me firing on all cylinders
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Happy birthday to me! Here's to 33. The Kura x Kirby promo roll is deeply terrible, and the egg isn't even star shaped. A dire omen for the year to come.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience
• Understimulation
Overstimulation
The Anger Spiral
• Wednesday Forever
• Oh God they hate me. This whole
Grocery Store hates me.
And *•.~° I lust*•.~°
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Unemployment office sets appointment. They miss their appointment. Calling says they are too busy and have no appointments then hangs up. What a beautiful world. I just want to buy groceries, dawg.
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Man, I'd consider going back on antidepressants, but I don't have insurance anymore. What a beautiful country I live in.
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I finally finished the current Honkai Star Rail story and did the epilogue. Got enough jades for a pull and got Cyrene. What a strangely beautiful way to end that story.
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This could be us (I may be going stircrazy yall)
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I got my new body pillow (God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I volunteer as tribute 🤤
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I did a phone screening with a recruiter who fully imagined qualifications on my resume and couldn't help me at all. "I see you're credentialed to teach in Texas?" Yeah, buddy, nailed it. Who wants to bet that's the result of an AI pipeline versus plain old being bad at a job?
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It's funny to me that I can get an ABA job in less than 5 business days. Speaks a lot about the industry that it's predicated on churning and burning through behavior techs. Anywho: isn't searching for work in late-stage capitalism ft. facism grand?
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My old college roommates and I tried to do ranked, and our attempts to get better CS or ward placement is a fond freshman memory. Seeing the Riftbound game reminds me of how much I like the characters. I would scoop out my eyes before ever trying to play LoL again.
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Same here - the child yearns for a team that doesn't drain her health all the time. At least Cyrene lasts the whole patch!
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Congrats! I got Hyacinth's LC and now I'm hoping to pick up Cyrene. Guess I'm all in on Remembrance Exodia
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The Transmetropolitan Review (Unofficial) 🏴 @transmetropolitanr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
lol
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A candid photo of me gatcha gaming. I pulled on the wrong banner. I Honkeyed the wrong Tonk (but got Hyacinth's LC like 20 pulls later hell yeah)
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Well, now I know what I'm thinking about for the rest of my work day 😈 hell yes to that
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Wound up, huh? Do tell 🤤
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Who's gonna make sure I don't run on empty at work? I'm sure you'd love to see me around 300 too, wouldn't you?
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Thanks! I took it and was like "wow when did I get big, anyways what's for lunch"
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
all I need in the world
a grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of tomato soup captioned “this and never opening Microsoft Outlook again”
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Thank you again for the piece! I'll be pondering my orb and hoping to see everyone having a good Halloween
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I'm going to put a spell on you! The spell is, "we should play video games and eat candyyy!" Thank you, Emmbunn!
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"I'd tell you what my costume is but you've probably never heard of it. Its underground." Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I am fully convinced that I am cursed, and the curse is to never get Pokémon Shinies. In almost 30 YEARS of playing, I have found maybe 3 naturally. Why am I made to suffer?
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway FATE 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
she's defrosting
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Woof, you're looking huge 🥵 also happy birthday or almost or belated birthday
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Tummy Tuesday ft undies holding on for dear life
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh my, looks perfect 🤤
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cat @catboymech.art · 03/06/2025
what a crazy opening hand
four magic the gathering cards, spelling out the phrase "touch gut fat always"
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Pokémon games and an 11th hour plot - name a more iconic duo. ZA has been fun but goddamn I crave something beyond this writing. Anyways, here's to trying to fill out the Pokédex!
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I keep seeing myself in reflections and being surprised ft. 2xl boxer briefs struggling for dear life
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My kingdom for a Pokémon game where I can be a fat adult who knows what a Pokémon is already
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Looking good as always 🥵🤤
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I agree! All yours to rub and enjoy, and I'm sure it'll lead to nothing else
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's tummy Tuesday! And gatcha daily time. Enjoy me watching my squad of duders do dailies while I realize how big I am anymore.
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Black is slimming, right? (Yall seemed to like the last work shirt picture, so here it is in black.)
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Last picture hit 100 likes... holy hell! I appreciate it yall. I've been feeling pretty lame lately so it legit means a lot. So here's me all wet. Cheers!
Myself just out of the shower, shirtless
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This is what we do on Fridays? Fine, you twisted my arm!
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Laughing and crying a little that this is just actually happening in a couple of months
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Well, Discord, I'd suggest you not lose my government ID, but I guess we have different priorities.
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I've never gotten as much attention as that last picture I shared of me. Thanks for the likes yall. Guess I'll have to keep sharing! 😊
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Committing to shirts-tucked-in after realizing yesterday I was flashing people all day. It's a vibe haha
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Apparently I have not been serving daddy energy. It's weirdly affirming as someone with a baby face
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Likeametaphor @likeametaphor.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm tired and hungry, take pity on me
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