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Emotional Support Monster

@lightspill.bsky.social
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#fox/#squirrel confusion, #agender (they/them), #kinkyAce, #greymuzzle Wholesome #macroFurry, #weirdFiction No gods, no master computers. DMs open, RP Friendly. Happy to share affection and care. No sex or violent/cruel macro, please

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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 3h
He passed by the bar and saw the clarinets drinking their sorrows away and throwing darts at a picture of Adolphe Sax… The sound of a weeping clarinet will break your heart if you let it and he did *not* need that today, so scurried into the nearest tintinnabulation…
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 9h
And here I was calling it Cold, Soulless Machine Music.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 13h
Oh gosh. Such grand whiskers. What a cute skunk!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23h
I hadn't thought about it before… …but I should *totally* have rainbow insides. Kaleidoguts! Spectrintestines!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gosh, you look huge. How tall are you, anyway?
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Except there it’s because the angels are towering mountains of intellect and you’re a mote of reason learning at their feet. It’s very symbolic.”
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I bet the people in heaven don’t get stepped on this much.” Brushing two obsidian toepads over my face the demon answered, “They do!” The paw slid forward, the ball pushing down on my chest while the wolf’s digits brushed my cheeks. […]
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's not as bad for me (and was lot worse when I was a kit), but if someone starts talking to me while I'm doing something else, sometimes I'll nod and go 'mmm-hmm' as some sort of autonomic politeness subroutine, and not understand a word until I consciously notice someone is talking to me.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since it's Foxtober, I should mention… That in my youth, I was *quite* a looker.
A blue and silver fox with luminously gold eyes eyes being very excited.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd never heard of Ninajirachi before today. Honestly a bit too 'sleepy trance vocals over dance' for my tastes, but well done.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I shall! "Macro where people aren't horrible" and also "Lots of paws" are among my favorite things!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suspect so, but I generally enjoy discovering I was getting into even more than I thought, so good either way ;)
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could definitely spend 365 days a year appreciating raccoons. So long as they don't mind me appreciating other things now and then too! Everything I learned about how tactile they are just slots them right into 'macro using you as a fidget toy' ;)
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh gosh, what a pretty raccoon with such nice paws. And raccoons are just so great and easy to appreciate ;)
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Foxes get Foxier every Foxtober. But if you get too foxy you become a Fangularity and open a gateway to the Renardine Kitsunuum.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They could at least have kept one of the villains' growth rays and run around as giant rodents now and then.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gosh, I love imagining fluffdragons.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google pretty much blows the idea that the 'founders' maintaining control is going to lead to any kind of counterweight to Number Go Up to hell.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It has been my considered opinion for sometime that the 'novel share structures' should be illegal and every CEO who tries it should spend a month in jail for the attempt.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh. Once I turned off the background noise and started listening to the inner monologue that worked surprisingly well, almost what it feels like when I screw up meditation and just end up lying around feeling calm and content for a while. I didn't think it worked over reading.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it's SFW and 'no porn', then there's simply *no legitimate reason* to throw up a barrier and force people to prevent their paperwork. It's despicable.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Birthday, at least! Congratulations on growing in wisdom and experience!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry your emotions are being terrible to you.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Opinions are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of current or previous employers who almost certainly wouldn't describe their relationship as a years-long non-con hard vore.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being publicly traded will just lead to you being grabbed, ripped apart, and swallowed down piecemeal whatever kind of software company you are.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, if they have fillings, could you detect a tiny, tiny bit of amalgam as being unlike anything else in the area?
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scry for the air currents from tiny, tiny breaths and ever-so-slightly more warmth in a threshold-radius area.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coyotes are so great.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also a bunch of conservatives jumped on board since tax filing reliably fires up a bunch of Americans with the feeling of being really angry about taxes. I don't even dislike taxes and I'm angry about taxes every time I fill them out.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The glasses.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm a non-sloppy, non-reactionary greymuzzle who likes size stuff!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More prosaically, tax preparation companies in the US went through a lot of effort and money to keep the IRS from just sending you pre-filled forms with the information that every financial company you do business with is required to send them, that you just sign and return.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Intuit and H&R filled out the forms Internalized, followed all government norms When the state said that forms could be filled out already Their profits all threatened to get quite unsteady They lobbied and bootlicked and schmoozed with the bribes And that's why the US is hell at tax-time
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The US tax code became more and more and more complex for various carve-outs and incentives that different interests will defend to the death. But the worse of all interests was not one of these The worse of all interests loved *pocketing fees*
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very big and very, very nice paws. Also fairly pleasant from what I've seen.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Registered and hotel reserved for MCFC!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I was a kit I tried getting around this by responding to anyone who was introduced to me as a friend of the family or distant relative with "A pleasure to see you again." Which got "Again?! I'm here to meet my great nephew for the first time! What again?!"
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
❤️💛🩶 (I'm already friends with you, but gosh it's so nice to cuddle you and things :)
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Though really 'fox/squirrel' would also be a correct answer.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NULL as in SQL. (To explain the joke 'This property does not apply')
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just this moment realized that @buttplug.engineer is my entire reference point for Sumo. I should probably actually watch Sumo at least once so Sumo is my reference point for Sumo
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
V. Vulpes and S. Vulgaris in superposition!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
❤️💛🖤🩶
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm an American and I'd never heard of Halloween Villages either!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, that sounds awfully nice, especially if the instances are friendly.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's probably not a fair comparison since I saw the BBC versions when I was a kit and the Disney Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe as an adult, but I far preferred the BBC versions. I would *definitely* not trust Disney to get Caspian right with the isle of shadow and the world getting weird at the edge.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are! Hello, fox!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Definitely! Who wouldn't want to run up and say hi to a friendly giant in town? It's like the best special event.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
♪ But smarter's only better when it's also kinder! ♪
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being good at computers generally makes you good at breaking down and reasoning about well-defined processes in domains you understand. Which is pretty good and a transferrable skill but only for *well-defined* domains *you understand*, and even then only in constructing processes.
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