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Emotional Support Monster

@lightspill.bsky.social
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#fox/#squirrel confusion, #agender (they/them), #kinkyAce, #greymuzzle Wholesome #macroFurry, #weirdFiction No gods, no master computers. DMs open, RP Friendly. Happy to share affection and care. No sex or violent/cruel macro, please

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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 1h
Since it's Foxtober, I should mention… That in my youth, I was *quite* a looker.
A blue and silver fox with luminously gold eyes eyes being very excited.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it's SFW and 'no porn', then there's simply *no legitimate reason* to throw up a barrier and force people to prevent their paperwork. It's despicable.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being publicly traded will just lead to you being grabbed, ripped apart, and swallowed down piecemeal whatever kind of software company you are.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coyotes are so great.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Registered and hotel reserved for MCFC!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I was a kit I tried getting around this by responding to anyone who was introduced to me as a friend of the family or distant relative with "A pleasure to see you again." Which got "Again?! I'm here to meet my great nephew for the first time! What again?!"
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NULL as in SQL. (To explain the joke 'This property does not apply')
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just this moment realized that @buttplug.engineer is my entire reference point for Sumo. I should probably actually watch Sumo at least once so Sumo is my reference point for Sumo
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
> Lightspill, why do you have those weird rainbow markings? I've had lightning markings since I was a blue fox. My particular flavors of neurodivergence push everything toward intensity and brightness, plus 'run around in a storm' has been my go-to experience of transcendence since I was a kit.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lady, I don't even *like* Harry Potter. Independent of you being a terrible person. Its vision of magic is some Special Genetic Lottery Club that provides a new variety of consumerist garbage and also a new variety of magic Nazis. Of the many qualities Rowling has, imagination is not among them.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bred zeppelin
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As blue overwhelmed him, Dr. Beckett was finally free of the life of Captain Archer. He didn't care where he ended up so long as it was somewhere with green grass and a blue sky. The blue cleared. He looked into a puddle, and behind the ripples blinked an orange, cartoon cat. "Oh boy." he meowed.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is why people on the fediverse have backup instances.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi! I'm Mx. Ran down a hill, didn't realize I had veered too far to the left where it cut off in a retaining wall, and dove headfirst onto the pavement!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy Wolf Day to every wolf!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
An infographic with the heading "Soul Trait Extractor"

It shows a bright green pixelated heart and beneath that

KINDNESS
Green Soul

NO matter how many times I get hurt. I never let that make me cruel.

Below that is a list of virtues:

KINDNESS 74%
BRAVERY 69%
JUSTICE 69%
PATIENCE 59%
INTEGRITY 52%
DETERMINATION 40%
PERSEVERENCE 30%

At the bottom the domain name: undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"I just stop talking to people and leave it to *them* to decide what they did wrong." belongs much more to the 'Techniques for how to make everyone think your side is a bunch of assholes' set than the 'Techniques to persuade people of your views' set.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love the phrase 'vaccinating cows'. Because etymologically it's 'cowinating cows'.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dear Giant Wolves, The sun is getting to be a bit much. I believe mythology provides a template for the suggested fix.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If we can have burglars who burgle, then instead of diabolists, I propose diablers who diable acts of diablery. Dozens of dabbling diablers diabling decillions of diabolical devils! Detestable, damnable diableries!
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
…blowing up an inflatable critter and getting a bit smaller with every breath while the inflatable critter gets concerningly larger with every puff.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Did anyone else get a survey from VR Chat asking about 'Event Discovery', paying to have 'your best group events' featured on the discovery page?
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
All the corporate backdrops to macro stuff makes me seriously want to do macro in a socialist context.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
AR glasses for macro/normal creatures to help them see micros around. Or even nanos.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@furality.org If you do not either ditch the ID policy or provide some evidence that you are being leaned on by payment processors, governments, or someone else, I will not be participating next year. I suspect many others feel likewise. Your own FAQ makes a charitable interpretation difficult.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's a bit funny how often I have conversations (generally around regrowing being *much* harder than shrinking) that go something like: Them: I thought you didn't like bad ends. Me: …that's bad?
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
For heck's sake, put a tag on macro posts where people get killed so people can filter it.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kitsune? I thought it was a gigantic rat demon.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ambivalent going into Furality this year, but a few decent experiences, feeling more socially competent, and having cut *those people* off and got on with life helped break the “Socialize, expect the worst, stand far away and be too quiet, fail, then expect the worst even more next time” cycle.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'll admit "Save File Corrupted" is so obviously the name of an awesome glitch set that it being hard techno is going to disappoint me a little, even before we get into…I just don't like hardcore/techno fusion that much ;)
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Ransomware set on #furality is fantastic and there's another run of it this evening.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rhagien is not only a much nicer vast, cosmic wolf than Fenrir, but better at being *vast* and cosmic, too. I like to think I'm a better world-tree squirrel than Ratatoskr, with way mischievous play and less *destroying the world through gossip*. Made by @alefgp.bsky.social . #macroFurry
An extremely large wolf with glowing red eyes props a paw up near a World Tree. An enthusiastic World-Tree Squirrel leaps toward one of his paws.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you start shrinking now, you'll be ready in time for Nanovember.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
At least one way you could describe my interest in macro is a deep fondness for being alarmed by the people I most like and trust.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Doesn't matter how you set it up, the moment anyone starts a 'rampage' I'm going to lose all sympathy for them.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dear Kittycat, Please stop trying to drink my Jasmine tea. I am a horrifying monster who drinks poison and it will destroy your heart and kidneys.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@tfpublishing.bsky.social Are your ebooks DRM-free?
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If you have any connection to the University of Michigan, you may want to tell them how you feel about them trying to force unwanted things into a community: www.mlive.com/news/ann-arb...
mlive.com
University of Michigan warns of legal action over Los Alamos project pause
The University of Michigan has threatened legal action over a yearlong utility moratorium that could delay a planned Los Alamos National Laboratory and UM supercomputing site in Ypsilanti Township.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
*Gentlemen!* Shall we manufactured *Salsa*? or *Oven-Mitts?*
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
♪ Now is the month of maying, with micro-critters playing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la fa-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ Gazing at friends with awe, admiring their paws fa-la-la-la-la fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Decided to interpret falling in the mud three times this Beltane as Earth nobly condescending to commune with me even if I'm only interested in air, fire, and water.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I guess I'm levelling up today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN81...
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oregon Trail Generation is just downright *better* than Elder Millennial. The latter is basically just "Yeah, we probably shouldn't have made the age spread of Gen X so wide."
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@bsky.app Why don't you give us what we actually want: A global setting to hide all boosts everywhere?
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Also just a shout-out to the @motorcityfurrycon.org accessibility team who are great people and did a wonderful job of everything, as far as I could tell.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Blue Cheese Apostate? …oh no...that's a *terrible* name.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A graphic arranged like an advertisement, showing what a corncob might look like if spherical.

In the upper left, "New!" in yellow on a red inset. Large text to the left of the corn reads "CORN ON THE ORB" in all capse in a playful serif font. Beneath the corn in blue in a handwritten style font, “It's round now!”
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Just overseeing development to make sure nobody's blocked on anything! #macroFurry By @bobu02.bsky.social
The eye of a gigantic fox/squirrel fills the window of an office.
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The Worst Name for a Hacker Band: Ace of Rebase
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Emotional Support Monster @lightspill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A preacher I know once joked that the entire practical intended purpose of exegesis classes in seminary is to do everything possible to keep preachers from explaining God in terms of dynamite.
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