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@lightningjeff.net
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Music! SEA/UW sports, 🌎, law, kids, campfires 🔥, lightning. He/him. #UglyDogs

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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 01/10/2026
Both in the left: Hit by a dump truck, near death for two days. Maybe that's too far left? Nah.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 30/09/2026
Same! It's been years since I had one, but I didn't have Abreva on hand when I felt one coming on and am now on week two of disfigurement and pain.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 18/08/2026
Ope, significant redaction failure in the first document.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 14/08/2026
I'm lost. Did people commenting here read what he said? SAS is a certified jackass, but what about this are we disagreeing with, exactly?
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 16/07/2026
… and on 1.2.4. Not complaining, I know it's hard. I'm seeing failures moving from one device to another after a few hours. All on 1.2.4. Not a super high volume of follows.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 14/07/2026
WNBA League Pass is $40/year.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 28/06/2026
Still getting sync failures on 1.2.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 27/06/2026
Oh crap.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 27/06/2026
If I weren't so hopepilled I'd say they're going to use these to identify and cull us.
Screenshot
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 11/06/2026
Chiming in with a "me too". I've seen one device lose its place, scrolling up to present upon reopening it after a few hours away. And I've seen sync failures across devices. All on 1.1.1.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 15/05/2026
Taken on the occasion of Tennessee's drag ban being ruled unconstitutional.
brooklynvegan.com
Watch King Gizzard play Tennessee in drag after drag ban declared unconstitutional
“This ain’t no protest, baby. This is a celebration!,“ guitarist Joey Walker told the crowd the night a federal judge declared Tennessee's drag ban unconstitutional.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 12/05/2026
I've been waiting for this and it's great! Unified timeline, sensible threading of replies, timeline sync across devices, and nice design.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/05/2026
guy climbing out of time machine: I'm here to stop the pandemic me: you missed it, covid was six years ago guy: what's covid
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 07/05/2026
Jeez.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 27/04/2026
Keenly aware.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 24/04/2026
He’s gone, signed with KC.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 12/04/2026
Missed this yesterday. Just wanted to say I’ve appreciated these for years.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 04/04/2026
And to Holly Rowe for lying about how Strong’s Jersey was torn. And to his own team that he abandoned when their season (and some college careers) ended. Total jackass.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 04/04/2026
Bad night for angry, petulant old white dudes, you love to see it.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 30/03/2026
My brilliant sister was a scientist there before retirement. I enjoyed watching Duke lose twice today (softball and WBB). It’s complicated. (Takes a lot for me to root for Stanford or UCLA.) Best to your daughter either way!
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Shane Lantz @shanelantz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If you want to listen to the local radio broadcast for this Apple TV game, go to the audio button (the button on the far right that looks like sound waves), and choose which of the three audio options you'd like. Rick Rizzs and Gary Hill are on the call. #Mariners
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 16/03/2026
Also back supporting The Tundra Women’s Coalition. tundrapeace.org #mushersky #uglydogs #igivearod
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 16/03/2026
It’s that time again. I’m back supporting The August Foundation for Alaska Racing Dogs… www.theaugustfund.com/donate.html #mushersky #uglydogs #igivearod
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 15/03/2026
Jk, I bought it.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 15/03/2026
Yours for 8 bucks www.ebay.com/itm/304581192338
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 15/03/2026
The inspiration for the “You’re Cool” album art
“JAMES BOND GREATEST HITS” album cover, which includes the text “13 THEMES ORIGINAUX” followed by the track listing
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “hell”
My old band Ten-O-Seven’s album cover for “You’re Cool,” with the track listing on the front. Leadoff track was “Go To Hell.” (Design inspired, I believe, by a Bond movie soundtrack album.) ((that’s me with the cash, and the body))
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 14/03/2026
This will cost me some money. But they’re so good.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 14/03/2026
Morning snow gives way to a nice day for softball. Go Dawgs!
Husky Softball Stadium on the shores of Lake Washington on a cold sunny dayLightning Jeff and Mrs. Lightning Jeff taking a selfie at the softball stadium with Husky football stadium in the background
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Sasha aka Sauchi @akchick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Jessie H has arrived in Cripple. Dogs want to continue going, he’s staying! #Iditarod54 #Mushersky
Jessie H and team are into Cripple checkpoint.
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Melinda 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @akbumpkin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
2/ The year Ryan won he ran Puntilla to Nikolai in two.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 02/03/2026
Just all of our leaders.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 28/02/2026
Not surprising, she’s terrible. Eg, ffrf.org/news/releases/univ-of-sout…
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 23/02/2026
Thanks for posting here! I appreciate it so much. As I do the event. Exhausting but so fun.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 14/02/2026
Finally was able to get into my “other place” account enough to delete it. That’s a good feeling.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 09/02/2026
Screaming Trees caps it off!!
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 09/02/2026
Eh!
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Chris Dempsey @demp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck'em up Benito
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 08/02/2026
Go Hawks!
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Toni Reitter @tonichelle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I may absolutely hate both teams in the game Sunday, but I will be festive anyway.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 08/02/2026
These are awesome! (Go Hawks!)
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 06/02/2026
Pierce County Superior Court Civil Case 26-2-05940-9
 Case Title:
 JAVON GORDON VS. INC. GEO GROUP
 Case Type:
 Tort - Other
 Access:
 Public
 Track Assignment:
 Complex
 Jury Size:
 Estimated Trial Length:
 Dept Judge:
 15 Ingrid McLeod
 Resolution:
 Completion:
 Litigants
 Name
 GORDON, JAVON
 Attorney for GORDON, JAVON
 Colin Gorman Prince
 ANYANWU, JEFFERSONKING
 Attorney for ANYANWU, JEFFERSONKING
 Colin Gorman Prince
 R.T.
 Attorney for R.T.
 Colin Gorman Prince
 GEO GROUP, INC.
 BERAME, JUSTIN
 SUAFOA, KOBE
 Type
 Plaintiff
 Type
 Atty for Plaintiff/Petitioner
 Plaintiff
 Type
 Atty for Plaintiff/Petitioner
 Plaintiff
 Type
 Atty for Plaintiff/Petitioner
 Defendant
 Defendant
 Defendant
 [Purchase Copies
 Status
 Bar Number
 43166
 Bar Number
 43166
 Bar Number
 43166
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 06/02/2026
What the shit is this? The lawsuit is a public record. Their names are Justin Berame and Kobe Suafoa.
“The Seattle Times is not naming the officers because they have not been charged with a crime.”
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 30/01/2026
At one point Judge O’Donnell held Oshan in contempt for violating an evidentiary ruling. Made him pay $1k. I think Oshan will be okay, though.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 30/01/2026
I watched much of this trial while doing other things. As he has for a number of trials since the pandemic was in full swing, Judge O’Donnell live-streamed this entire trial on YouTube. A great public service.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 29/01/2026
I’m still generally of a mind to agree what AMQA said about him on that one 7” I sent away for, but… Nah, he’d’ve been down with all this, F him.
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 29/01/2026
A couple of you remember Lou Guzzo. Fun reference to him starting around 14:35 in this great video on The Sonics’s Seattle-iconic album. (He was a dick.) youtu.be/yJ8mIoZr5jU?si=zqZyzgwiS_O…
youtu.be
Here Are The Sonics!! 60 Years Later|Vinyl Monday
YouTube video by Abigail Devoe
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Jeff @lightningjeff.net · 26/01/2026
One thing’s for sure from three prior such days…
My calendar, with an entry the day after the Super Bowl that reads, “Day Does Not Exist”
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