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Adrian Burns

@lightingmonkey.bsky.social
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Software dev, data, ML and playing with AI. Former lighting desk botherer.

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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mine was "we fear change" basically any time something new was suggested. I probably still do it, it's subconscious at this stage.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mine is in a right state.
A somewhat tatty copy of Metal Box by Public Image Limited.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At the same time the guy saying Spotify is dead completely misunderstands how a huge number, maybe the majority, engage with music. When I say 'engage', for them it's background noise. If the playlist of their choice is 90% AI with a couple of hits, they wouldn't notice.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a complete misunderstanding of how many people engage with Spotify via 'curated' playlists. Spotify love AI. "I see you listened to Nirvana. Here's 15 "90s grunge" tracks". Generated by Spotify's AI. The user listens to an hour of music none the wiser - Spotify pay themselves the royalties.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I had the confidence of other replies. I'm afraid there's probably a majority of people that really treat music as background noise and they don't really connect with it that much. AI doesn't kill Spotify, it's their dream. Playlists where they don't have to pay anyone.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't see much happening beyond title stripping, big monetary fine and perhaps demotion. All survivable. Especially with their backers. I think the idea of other clubs suing for lost revenue is a non starter because it's impossible to prove where a correctly run Man City ends up.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing like some furious D&B to carry you through job applications. 30 years ago I thought this was all a bit cheesy. Compared to nowadays, not so much. Anybody need a python developer? You can pay me in beef hula hoops and irn bru.
Cover of the Drum & Bass Selection 3 compilation from 1994.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the compensation claims are a non-starter, difficult to prove they wouldn't have won anyway. Unless of course they decide players were ineligible and overturn all the results as 3-0 losses. That would be interesting.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I Wanna Hold Your Han
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Staying with wookies Mull of Kashyyk
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Possibly should have gone with Capt. Chewbacca In The USSR
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sgt Phasma's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Btw pedants i *know* but it's a joke.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And now Jungle Train with Kind of Choo.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pube Cuth - body grooming for lispers.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things I have realised while driving 260 miles today: ...And Justice For All remains a great album. Seasons of Your Day is my 2nd favourite Mazzy Star album and it pushes So Tonight... pretty hard. Silent Shout by The Knife is extraordinary.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lennon is the same. MON is untouchable. To be fair that's also true of a section of our support.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a slight air of 3 day bender and grimace rather than smile to that skin tone.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sadly I doubt it, and I've not been receiving replies my entire 30yr working life. What I'm experiencing now that is new is the main recruitment agency handling off initial sift to other agencies. So now there's two rounds of agency meetings before you get near the actual employer. It's exhausting.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It still pisses me off that to an extent every other set up supporters legitimised the same club nonsense by increased attendances in the lower division, and us having to close an upper tier while trfc worked their way up the divisions.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tickets Scotland still had two physical outlets. I've managed to get tickets there for gigs that were sold out online.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went for an interview once and I got offered a beer by the interviewers. I declined but they wired in. Where does that sit within your rules.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well that's altogether a better class of supporters. No chance* of violent criminals in there. *actually there are
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think that's stadium wide at CP though*, only as part of hospitality packages. *unless it's new
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Could be worse, you could live in the UK. Current average is the equivalent of $11.92 a US gallon.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I recently celebrated a birthday and now that I'm well into my early 50s I've decided that I should learn to weld.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This will be of huge benefit to all the platforms that don't do that.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mine, although it's not one I hold particularly strongly is that if you're going to criticise the board in times of relative hardship, you should also praise them for past successes.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Follow up. Dead or Alive: determining the probability of surviving imperial attack by analysis of historical blast marks considered too accurate for Sandpeople.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lucky Strike: determining the probability of a Tusken Raider hitting a high speed pod racer from distance by analysis of historical blast marks considered too accurate for Sandpeople.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your Number's Up: determining the true number of Tusken Raiders by examining the microconcretion of sand particles from a single file track.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apart from anything else I'm not reading social media while driving, so I don't think it's particularly helpful regardless of X being the world's biggest nazi bar.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Toni Basil, Joan Jett, Nick Cave and Billie Piper all sharing a birthday. That's quite an array of talent.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Penguins of Madagascar just started. No early night for me.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If she does think that she either has no engagement with culture, which is possible, I've met people like that. Or she has no understanding of the culture she engages with. Also possible but I'd think less likely tbh.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As for his apparent leaked comments about the squad being weaker, that's the cry of a flailing man unsure what to do. a) I'm not convinced it's true; b) but if it was, that's the result of being DDs pal and not demanding better. It's time to go. Maloney can keep the non internationals for now.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A lot of people will no doubt think calls for MON to go are knee jerk but despite the initial league wins, I've not seen universal praise. Quite the opposite in fact. The general feeling I've seen is that we've mostly struggled across the line in a continuation of the end of last season.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Charles actually. I'm a pathological liar I'm afraid." "Really?" "Actually, I'm not. That's going to put you in a spin, isn't it?"
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gravadlax.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tom Morello is probably more qualified to comment on politics than most political commentators.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you also recall that we ran at a £40m loss over his 5 seasons, 20 years ago before EPL went totally bananas. He was never about tactics. It was always get a great bunch of lads and motivate them.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is why I think last season papered the cracks. He came in and the players had enough muscle memory from being coached properly that motivational management got them over the line. That and hearts bottle crashing.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can anybody name me 1 thing that McGregor is bringing to the team? Not the thing that outweighs the bad passes and giving the ball away. Just 1 thing. Any thing.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can Baur only kick it as far as the near post?
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep. The full preseason with players he knows from last season and they haven't picked a system and stuck with it. There's an argument to say that's worse than Nancy.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a "don't lose" set up, which if MONs first stint is anything to go by more or less guarantees a defeat. Increasingly tempted to work on the car and avoid it.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We should just crowd the ball like primary school kids. All ten outfield players just running after the ball. At least it would be a laugh.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One where AOC isn't fit enough for the frantic early pace? Even then I'm not convinced about picking LM.
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Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the idea is they're wide but a little deeper, to provide cover and play early crosses I'd have thought Hogh would be better. I'm afraid it feels a bit like throwing mud and hoping it sticks.
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