Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nothing like some furious D&B to carry you through job applications. 30 years ago I thought this was all a bit cheesy. Compared to nowadays, not so much. Anybody need a python developer? You can pay me in beef hula hoops and irn bru. 001
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Things I have realised while driving 260 miles today: ...And Justice For All remains a great album. Seasons of Your Day is my 2nd favourite Mazzy Star album and it pushes So Tonight... pretty hard. Silent Shout by The Knife is extraordinary. 000
Reposted by Adrian BurnsSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14975341459
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I recently celebrated a birthday and now that I'm well into my early 50s I've decided that I should learn to weld. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lucky Strike: determining the probability of a Tusken Raider hitting a high speed pod racer from distance by analysis of historical blast marks considered too accurate for Sandpeople. 120
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your Number's Up: determining the true number of Tusken Raiders by examining the microconcretion of sand particles from a single file track. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Penguins of Madagascar just started. No early night for me. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A lot of people will no doubt think calls for MON to go are knee jerk but despite the initial league wins, I've not seen universal praise. Quite the opposite in fact. The general feeling I've seen is that we've mostly struggled across the line in a continuation of the end of last season. 100
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can anybody name me 1 thing that McGregor is bringing to the team? Not the thing that outweighs the bad passes and giving the ball away. Just 1 thing. Any thing. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can Baur only kick it as far as the near post? 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We look defeated. That would never be the case with MON v1 but it masked tactical issues. If he's not bringing that to v2, then I have real doubts about success this season. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lack of sleep just had me googling "where can I buy a donkey". 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when Celtic played with energy and bravery. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Making Gassama look good sums up the quality of Celtic's performance. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: New fern leaves uncurling because they reminded me of all the snake heads on the Hydra in my ladybird book of famous legends. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.static.klipy.comPrivate from Madagascar Says Hello!Alt: Private from Madagascar Says Hello! 031
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Spending a lot of time redoing a litany of bad work by a previous owner of my 1997 Toyota Celica convertible. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have a meeting later, which is fine. Except for the need to dress like an adult, which doesn't come naturally to me. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There was a time when I probably could have reeled out about 90% of the Rocky Horror script including add ons without even having to think to hard. What a crappy couple of days. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Right, that's the angst done with. On to the next game. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If we'd promised the squad 25% of CL profit as a bonus pot, do you think we might be in it? 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026On the one hand lots of knee jerk reactions. On the other hand when you're reacting to the same thing year after year is it really knee jerk? 020
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the thing. We start with an attack minded team, and it's going ok-ish but we try and go defensive. It never works. I don't think I've ever seen it be successful in 30 odd years of watching us. Whether it's cause we never need to domestically I don't know but we just can't do it. 020
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Does McCowan understand the concept of passing? 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That should be McCowan's last appearance in a Celtic shirt. 040
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If this is Hatate putting himself in the shop window it's the BHS on Sauchiehall Street. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Who knew all it would take was dying his hair the same colour for Yang to become Maeda? 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've had dodgy streams that looked better than this Amazon prime feed. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Every day Vince sits staring out the window waiting for the dog walker, getting excited every time someone approaches. She only comes three days a week though. No wonder he's always got sadness in his eyes. 020
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If you've ever played fizzbuzz and were good at it, you can be a software developer. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This season is already shaping up to be hilarious. 010
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026One of the joys of working on your own car is spending half the evening picking tiny bits of metal out your hands. 110
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Celtic with a proper number 9, and playing to his strengths. What madness is this? 020
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm supposed to be going to Optimo tonight but this is the part of the evening where all I want to do is stretch out on the couch. The struggle is real. 120
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026With Celtic 5th and Rangers 7th are we witnessing the dawn of a more competitive SPL? 100
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'd have thought that after growing up in the age of always connected instant messages that teenagers would be able to exchange the most basic details of a night out but apparently not. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026LASK is not the easiest draw we could have got. AJ now strongly rumoured to Everton and is a bigger loss than Engels. Given we didn't strongly pursue either of our two on loan full backs, it really does make me wonder if MON is going 3 at the back. KT, CCV and Trusty with Scales, Murray as cover. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dearest makers of The Bear, sort your fucking volume levels out. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ticket sales are absolute bullshit now. I was logged in pressed all the buttons as fast as I could. Missed tier 1 price, got the next. Event was sold out by the time I'd checked out, 1 minute after going on sale. 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Today at the dump I retrieved a Roland JV-80 synth, working but needs cleaned up and a Roland KC-350 amp which needs a new power cord before I can test it but looks in good condition. Love free stuff. 101
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The other day I joked the Celtic board were waiting for the WC to finish to get their targets. It's Enzo Fernandez, isn't it? 000
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Another half hour! Why are you punishing us God? Surely no sin is worthy of such a torment. 020
Adrian Burns @lightingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026One! One abysmal half time show! Hahahaha!static.klipy.comCount von Count: Sesame Street MuppetAlt: Count von Count: Sesame Street Muppet 010
