Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026Drop a couple hundred tell em WHATTT???? 👂🏾🤷🏾 010
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026Yall can never make me hate “Get Me Bodied” 4334
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026Orange is tryna get that farmer vote by changing up the beef regulations because he knows he pissed them off. 040
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026Random but I know Whitney would’ve loved Cardi down. 4120
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026Him: “I identify as poly” jokingly Me: “You finna identify as single too” 😂😂😂😂 1100
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026I’m a.. Taurus ☀️ Taurus 🌙 Leo Rising ⬆️ & you? 140
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026“I’m like a spy, studied this shit, call me KGB” 010
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026The mix on America Has A Problem is slightly different than the remix with Kendrick. 010
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026I pulled out a dry erase board and did a presentation for bae today on how not to piss me off. 😂😂😂😂 050
Reposted by Ashton Thee KetchumWill 🎮 @iamwilliamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s always the Taylor Swift and fist pumping music and I need it to have more of this.. just a little bitstatic.klipy.comMegan TheeALT: Megan Thee 031
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026Anybody wanna battle? Pokemon Champions 220
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026I’ll be so glad when the hookah, Taka Vodka glazed lemon pepper wings, grass wall, segregated in a section, $80 at the door even if you bought a ticket because you made it after 6:35 pm, line down the street, I paid to skip the line but there’s a line for the skip line , culture comes to an end. 1116
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026They don’t want to play cunty music in the gay clubs no more. 2162
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026OMG you den lost you mother-freaka -mind! 040
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026Ponytail has to know she’s wrong for putting all them adlibs and runs on the Petal songs on tour, but not on the album. 030
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026I say this all the time but please let Aaliyah rest in peace, lord. 0130
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Target releasing that costume is a dog whistle. They’re letting THAT population know that no matter how much they apologize, it’s just for profit. Like “we’re still down for the cause” we just need their dollars again and Pastor Holy W*#re had the nerve to say the boycott was over that one time. 081
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026“Drop a couple hundred tell em WHAT”static.klipy.comFlomillicharts BaddiesALT: Flomillicharts Baddies 081
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026Pose for the cam, fuck it up, eyes on me like 📸📸 and this ass be tilted, make it hard to focus. 051
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026I’m an Arianator but this album still hasn’t grown on me. I’m sad. It feels bland, like it lacks personality. 051
Reposted by Ashton Thee KetchumMa$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026More famous than King Arthur's round table 051
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026I am ALWAYS tickled whenever any of the rap girlies bring a purse on stage. 151
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026When I don’t feel somebody, I’m very Kandi Burruss about the situation, very Taurus-ey ♉️ 😂 021
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026One of my biggest gym pet peeves: do not block someone’s line of vision to a mirror unless you absolutely have no choice to. It’s equivalent to standing in front of the tv. 020
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026I wish it was like Doja Cat or somebody on “Pose” (Flo) . That video would’ve ate. 130
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Every group needs a cool/swag/aesthetic/vibe person and I think historically whether it’s the public, the labels, or the group member themselves they never account for it and act like that person brings less value for lack of talent but that’s a talent and ppl who have to work for it envy that. 020
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Ppl calling Stella and Jorga “Hoot & Holler” is funny to me. 😂 150
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Nene is one of the most iconic reality tv personality. Like Top 5 ever. Like literally universally “White Refrigerator” means get your cookies up. 😂 1164
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026My dad saying “White Refrigerator” is funny af. Because he don’t mind telling us we’re broke (playfully). Our family has two sports Football and Reality TV. 070
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Also, im an extrovert and an introvert and I always ignore my introverted side until I’m burnt out from being social and life makes me go inward. 030
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026NGL, I learned how to keep enough distance between me and ppl to not get triggered because when I go there I become Cardi but I ain’t prepare for a relationship, like where a person is required to be up close and personal. It shows me where I still need work and but irks tf out of me. 😂 030
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026My dude calls me “Crashout Christian” and I just think “Chrashtian” is a better play on words. 😂 040
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026I can’t wait for Tinashe’s album. So far I’m 3/3. 230
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Why do barbers think spraying enhancements on men is equivalent to a wig install? 000
Ashton Thee Ketchum @lightchrissy.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026That iPhone Fold about to be buggy as hell. 130