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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Souled American
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recovering from a sports injury (yeast infection, swollen testicles) soundtrack
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Coloured Balls - 1973 - Ball Power - YouTube
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You missed Patriot you missed Detroiters you missed Bar Rescue
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Might look like I’m sneezing into my arm but I’m actually patting myself on the back
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shadow boxing in the living room to Robert Goulet
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Josh Nierob @joshnierob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Both teams bullpen going out the same door during a skirmish
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jokerman are scared of Todd
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Belated Rundgren show tally: Canes hitting the ground: 3 Women in Kid Rock cowboy hats: 1 Bowling shirts: ♾️
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s like they knew I was driving back from St. Louis today
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You joke via some superhero bullshit
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They call me Mr. Tpyo
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oblique Strategies Willie “ALF, repetition IS a form of change”
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ll do it this afternoooon I want everything in one bag and I don’t want it to be heavy Watch out for the Shaq Attack That’s right, I did the iggy Isn’t about my cube?
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
RIP Frank Beard. The computer voice “have…mercy” on I Got the Message is very funny
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Brewers get a single
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sideburns uneven on purpose
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s too hot out to donate blood
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I had a Sick of It All hoodie in HS
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dolly Parton in Best Little Whorehouse
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My friend Zaq is doing a Rock Rot Rule type-bit by deciding if a song honks or not. Town Without Pity doesn’t honk while Drunk With Power honks. I agree.
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My mayor Muslim my bagel Jewish I’m not ready to turn 42 yet
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Best Show inspired, quickly scribbled list of the top 10 records (personally speaking) of the 2010s
A quickly handwritten list of the best records of the 2010s
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Real humor is rare
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“I don’t know, but they both got fired” great way to start a work of art
Smoke and Smoke ‘Love Suffers Long’ CD
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sorry if this is typical, but a former co-worker, who was fired for sexual harassment, approached me about returning the casket lid I wrapped with an image of Eddie Van Halen so I have to start going to a different grocery store
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A lot of people are up their own butts about themselves and it shows
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Big truck, new toolbox, never used
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Death Cab for Conventional Wisdom
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Spent $10
Ray Charles LP and an Egyptian Lover 12”
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How am I just now getting into The Cleaners From Venus? I could probably derail a train with my penis
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Made In Britain
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
May 29, WQ2, East Bluff, Peoria @jetski0.bsky.social Water Is the Sun Hypha Estrogen Molotov
Flyer for a Jetski, Water Is the Sun, Hypha, Estrogen Molotov show at WQ2, East Bluff, Peoria
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@tabsout.bsky.social does the Skynet/Outer Daphnes cover remind you of Sonic Youth’s The Eternal? Hadn’t occurred to me/us before but listening to the ep, it was the first thing that popped up
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Followers: Why does a YouTube link in iMessage now display the channel name rather than the video name? Makes it difficult to share, say, The Krilian Witness (1978) when it reads as Tir Nan Og -Deceased
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The Kirlian Witness - 1978
YouTube video by Tir Nan Og -Deceased
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Z-Ro - Belong To The Streets (Official Video)
YouTube video by ZRoOfficialVEVO
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Seeing B-Legit wearing a hat that says “B-LEGIT”, “that’s B-Legit”
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Stayed up late last night and made an E-40 mix
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RECENT E-40 HIGHLIGHTS - YouTube
Ecstatic Earl Stevens highlights gathered late last night facilitated by phone
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Times of Gather
Lady with Neurosis LP
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Timecrimes (2008?), I’m not looking it up
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
SKYNET FRIDAY bummerpunkrecords.bandcamp.com/album/skynet...
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Skynet/Outer Daphnes, by Bummer Punk Records
2 track album
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Saxondale (Steve Coogan) also has a framed Zulu poster
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Takaat, last night, at @reverberationvinyl.bsky.social
Takaat, live at Reverberation Vinyl
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Reverberation Vinyl @reverberationvinyl.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
2NITE, music at 6:30~
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
LAST 4
Last 4 movies watched/logged on Letterboxd: Gregory’s Girl / Speed Freaks With Guns / The Producers / The Emperor Jones
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Reverberation Vinyl @reverberationvinyl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
coming attractions & that~
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Skynet is opening for Takaat at Reverb next Monday. Very proud.
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🧢 @liftsofillinois.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Recent RECENT HIGHLIGHTS highlights coming soon
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