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Clarissa

@lifewithclarissa.bsky.social
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IDFK. Weird middle age lady I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Someone was having an anxiety attack and demanded blanket and me. Mind you, its 90 degrees out.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I dont know either of you but this was the good vibes I needed today. HAPPY FOR YOU!
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Rocket is gorgeous
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My cat discovered lunch meat (ham specifically) and now life as I know it is over.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"How can I annoy him but look innocent?"
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I am literally in love with your art. ❤️
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If i still have to proofread the damn thing to make sure it stayed on topic (it doesnt always), not worth it. Id rather do it myself. It's not saving me any time when I still have to go over it.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I think it was 100% stupid of them to do it but I'm not dedicating any brain power to it when there are other issues that I'd rather dedicate time to.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Just Hampton things. This makes me irrationally angry. I can understand typos in text/posts. I can excuse bad grammar (most of the time). This is a sign. This, at least, should be spelled correctly.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Me: "I gotta poop." [Gets up] Sphynx: [gets up too] Me: "Nope. This is not a collaborative effort. Back to bed."
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I feel this
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I just accidentally waterboarded Sphynx. I was trying to give him fresh water and I wasn't paying attention and hit the counter with the bowl and it ALL just went on him. He looks betrayed.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I have never published anything but always wanted to. Going back and reading things I've finished makes me never want to. 🤣
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Step 2 unclear. Did not do.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Came here to check out a newer platform, stayed for the vibes.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Chicken "tender"
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Cat wins the chair.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Had a phone interview today. Went well. So well, the next interview is tomorrow! I don't know how people sit on unemployment for so long. I know you get like 26 weeks but im going insane.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Me: "They're in stock again! Yay!" BF: "You're allergic to banana." Me: "Oops." Drinks it anyway. My banana allergy justifies my mouth tingle a lot. I've never been, like, hospitalized for it.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I love reading. Started a book by an author that was recommended to me. Some really dark shit. Ok, not a problem. I don't have the part of the brain that speaks up and says "Hey, this is bad." But this just seems to be dark for darkness' sake. The plot is horrible. Characters, horrible. DNF.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
She put her toy (green string behind her) on the cords for an excuse to touch the cords.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I brought these upstairs with me so when they thawed I could eat them. Sphynx decided he needed to help.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Pinterest? Wtf are you doooooooing?
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Ate an insane amount of mozzarella sticks before bed. I have IBS. There's a reason I'm up at 1:15AM.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Sphynx goes to the vet and has 0 issues. That's a first. Days later, Sphynx gets a bloody nose. I panic. $378 later, I find out the dumbass cut his nose cleaning his paws. Hes fine, but mad because he got another vet visit. MAYBE STOP DOING STUPID SHIT!
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
That's not how lava works, Minecraft. I sat here for a solid 5 minutes waiting for it to light the leaves. Then I broke the leaves and the tree went up in flames.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Comfy baby
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Tim: "I need to take your heat gun to work." Me: "Ok." Gives it to him. Tim: "WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK?!" Bonus Sphynx watching me take the pic.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Spoiled baby. Not a care in the world.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I don't post a lot on any social media but the mega block lists have made this app a dream to be on. Issues? Yes. Every app has them. Worth it? BIG YES.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If they thought the way that looked would fool anyone they're, indeed, idiots.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Nyx wasn't too upset to be at the vet (she got pretty offended when they had to express her anal glands cuz they don't work right) but Sphynx acted like I'd destroyed any hope of him having a future. It was a thermometer and a vaccine, little guy. You got a clean bill of health! For the first time!
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Making Nyx watch sad cat videos so she knows how good she has it. But then I started crying so who really lost here?
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Mwahahaha! TBH, I haven't updated in YEARS so this was much needed.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Weakest men alive. "Can't get him back." and "Can't send him back." So what DO you 2 do? Thought you were both leaders of countries but apparently have zero power.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
When your cat loves you too much.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Will 100% grab your feet if you try to avoid tripping.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
As someone who has done that job for the last 10 yrs...thank you.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If she had to work for her food she'd starve.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Cycle of Nyx watching a movie.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Am I spoiled? Not in the least. Bday presents from my bf.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why is she under there?
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Chipotle cat
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Dashcam. After this idiot almost ran me off the road then slammed on their brakes. Then tried to say I wasn't paying attention. Sir. I'll send you the footage directly.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Dead asleep and then not. She heard me say treat.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Kelvin...please my guy. #sonsoftheforest
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
After effects of shower time. He looks like a 90s boy with gel in his hair.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Got fired today. So there's that.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sphynx's favorite thing is shower time. When Tim gets in the shower, he comes in and drinks the running water. We have no clue why. He has 2 fountains and 5 water bowls. Tim went in the bathroom to shave, which means shower time. But Tim came back out of the bathroom. Sphynx LOST HIS MIND.
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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Catnip
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