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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Someone was having an anxiety attack and demanded blanket and me. Mind you, its 90 degrees out.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

"How can I annoy him but look innocent?"

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Just Hampton things. This makes me irrationally angry. I can understand typos in text/posts. I can excuse bad grammar (most of the time). This is a sign. This, at least, should be spelled correctly.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Me: "I gotta poop." [Gets up] Sphynx: [gets up too] Me: "Nope. This is not a collaborative effort. Back to bed."

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I just accidentally waterboarded Sphynx. I was trying to give him fresh water and I wasn't paying attention and hit the counter with the bowl and it ALL just went on him. He looks betrayed.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Had a phone interview today. Went well. So well, the next interview is tomorrow! I don't know how people sit on unemployment for so long. I know you get like 26 weeks but im going insane.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Me: "They're in stock again! Yay!" BF: "You're allergic to banana." Me: "Oops." Drinks it anyway. My banana allergy justifies my mouth tingle a lot. I've never been, like, hospitalized for it.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I love reading. Started a book by an author that was recommended to me. Some really dark shit. Ok, not a problem. I don't have the part of the brain that speaks up and says "Hey, this is bad." But this just seems to be dark for darkness' sake. The plot is horrible. Characters, horrible. DNF.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

She put her toy (green string behind her) on the cords for an excuse to touch the cords.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I brought these upstairs with me so when they thawed I could eat them. Sphynx decided he needed to help.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Pinterest? Wtf are you doooooooing?

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Ate an insane amount of mozzarella sticks before bed. I have IBS. There's a reason I'm up at 1:15AM.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Sphynx goes to the vet and has 0 issues. That's a first. Days later, Sphynx gets a bloody nose. I panic. $378 later, I find out the dumbass cut his nose cleaning his paws. Hes fine, but mad because he got another vet visit. MAYBE STOP DOING STUPID SHIT!

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

That's not how lava works, Minecraft. I sat here for a solid 5 minutes waiting for it to light the leaves. Then I broke the leaves and the tree went up in flames.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Tim: "I need to take your heat gun to work." Me: "Ok." Gives it to him. Tim: "WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK?!" Bonus Sphynx watching me take the pic.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Spoiled baby. Not a care in the world.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Nyx wasn't too upset to be at the vet (she got pretty offended when they had to express her anal glands cuz they don't work right) but Sphynx acted like I'd destroyed any hope of him having a future. It was a thermometer and a vaccine, little guy. You got a clean bill of health! For the first time!

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Making Nyx watch sad cat videos so she knows how good she has it. But then I started crying so who really lost here?

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Mwahahaha! TBH, I haven't updated in YEARS so this was much needed.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

When your cat loves you too much.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

If she had to work for her food she'd starve.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Am I spoiled? Not in the least. Bday presents from my bf.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Dashcam. After this idiot almost ran me off the road then slammed on their brakes. Then tried to say I wasn't paying attention. Sir. I'll send you the footage directly.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Dead asleep and then not. She heard me say treat.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

After effects of shower time. He looks like a 90s boy with gel in his hair.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Got fired today. So there's that.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Sphynx's favorite thing is shower time. When Tim gets in the shower, he comes in and drinks the running water. We have no clue why. He has 2 fountains and 5 water bowls. Tim went in the bathroom to shave, which means shower time. But Tim came back out of the bathroom. Sphynx LOST HIS MIND.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

My lovely cat turned off my computer today. The button is on the side. This was deliberate.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Dear Customer, I'm not losing my job over your problem. The policy was CLEARLY stated and you chose to ignore it. I'm doing my JOB. Sincerely, Every Service Worker Ever

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

He discovered he can get on my desk. Life has changed forever.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I want someone to look at me with the same love Nyx does.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Took down the 4th PC monitor. Was great at my old desk but the new desk isn't as deep so requires me to look way up to see anything. 😔 Now to figure out what to do with it.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

This was Nyx the day I brought her home. Was only going to get 1 cat, for Tim, came home with 2. She had been at the shelter "too long" and was coming up on her end date. No one wanted her. I didn't want a cat but I don't regret her.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Its not even cold but she screamed till I turned the blanket on.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Reminding me that MY heated blanket is not actually mine. He's safe. It's on the lowest possible setting and my paranoid ass always checks to make sure even that setting doesn't get to warm because I read somewhere that cats will slowly cook themselves and now I can't trust his judgment.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Nice how my cat acts neglected af when a stranger comes over (plumber this time) but in reality is the most spoiled little shit ever. Thanks, Nyx. Now I need a new plumber.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I went to take a nap on lunch and it's cold. Nyx does NOT do cold. She curls up, gets comfy under the lankets with me. Tim's never seen her do that, I'm used to it. All he saw was 2 little paws coming out from under the blanket and just geeeeeeently stroking my cheeks and mouth. Fkn weirdo.

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Clarissa @lifewithclarissa.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

My sister is picking on my life choices

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