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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oddly wholesome Pun unintended (whole foods)

Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It isn't but sql is uniquely difficult in such a situation since it can get especially esoteric compared to regular code, that's all lol

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Then you encounter a query that is 500 lines long and 10 joins deep with weird shit going on that a coworker wrote in 2007 and it is MISSION CRITICAL that you change it without breaking it

Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It never stops doing that even years into your career

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Made the conclusion to my argument appear as if outta thin air call that hocus ponens

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I forgot how fun Nightreign is, turned it on to play a match for no reason and no benefit but to help some people win one if I still could Turns out I'm still a clutcher, you don't forget 😤

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When someone is trying to have a conversation with you but you have attention problems

Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Discord told me nobody would ever ask for my password, that's how I know this isn't a real person, which means it's safe because a fake person can't know how to use my password, so I sent it to them to prove I'm smart

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is this a baby shoes never worn situation

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Money should be worth more if the meme on the money fits the situation of what you're paying for more

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This photo is strangely PS2 esque and I think it's the simple ground shape, the simple looking shadow underneath, and the building made from simple shapes It's got high quality texture low poly game written all over it

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do not create abusive monetization systems, that would distract you from using our abusive monetization system

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You were right and never let any of these etymology revisionists tell you otherwise

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That's so interesting.

The average person eats one and a half bananas in their sleep every year.

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Don't get fat free refried beans, that's a lie, they haven't figured that out at all

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"A spoon? Oh you mean a round knife" - me, chopping my food with the edge of the spoon I'm gonna eat with afterwards

Also not that it matters at all but I just realized that sentence was really confusing with "friends" and "by myself", I had to watch the first couple eps alone to catch up cause I missed the first get together lmao

Incidentally my friends and I were watching new Ghost in the Shell 2026 and the first episode ends on fanart by Yoji Shinkawa and I did the meme in my living room by myself Recommend the show if haven't seen, I think you'll like it

Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I read that as a pun on Mourning McWrap and was like is this like, free McWrap if your family member dies

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No, Kazooie lives in the backpack

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

if you press alt+f4 you will reach the end of the game instantaneously which is the ultimate speedrun strat

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Bathroom genie sounds like a slur for a group of people who don't exist

chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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Someone is into shmups at the local rescue

Screenshot of cat adoption page with multiple cats with shmup names (Gradius, Raiden, Twinbee, Garegga)

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's a miracle I don't weigh 700 lbs the way my palate works

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Health guys: if you mindfully eat bad food you'll realize it's not satisfying and then you'll be more inclined to eat healthier food Me mindfully eating McDonald's shittiest menu item I paid $1.50 for:

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's a lotion that you put on your body and it makes your hair fall out

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Consider them abolished and send this meme to anyone who disagrees

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Over the few years I have lived at my current hours I have managed to get mail for five separate people who are not me but that was addressed correctly

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Let's do an AP Jake, we're already waiting for you to make your yaml

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Whoever designed this T-shirt with a tag on the inside that is in the perfect place so when you rip it out it puts a hole in the seam: get diarrhea today

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/08/2026

Transgender rights are not a permission—they are the right to live itself 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Existence doesn’t need any permission, you know. Why does the world treat something so simple as if it were optional? It is the baseline of being human ♡ Chiitan will keep raising their voice.

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Getting refried beans out of a can to eat for lunch kind of makes me feel like I'm feeding a dog canned dog food but the dog is me

Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Unsolvable mystery. The mind of a woman is truly a black box

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Was there even a Monday Wasn't it a weekend yesterday

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Me when I put the other player's body in my van

Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Was having a very bad day this morning but it has gotten steadily better; I'm doing pretty decent and work's about over! Yippee

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Type of show that has done irreparable harm to workplaces featuring certain kinds of guys It's always fun to be treated badly by someone who is annoyed that you didn't fully comprehend and envision perfectly in your mind's eye their one sentence request with no mockups

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Yeah that really messed me up because I knew 100% echo is in it and wasn't 100% sure about the others and wasted all my guesses

Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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From: High Noon (1988), dir. Viktor Kubal, Slovenská Filmová Tvorba

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Lifeinsteps @lifeinsteps.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

They haven't been able to do it since the PS2, ungenerously, or the PS3, generously