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Maj

@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
12K followers 3.5K following 56K posts

Dad, He/Him, Knicks fan, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA. I don't believe in angels, I barely believe in humans...

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
That skeet should've been fucking impossible... Seeing. Still...working on believing.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
I...I just... How do you even find the ingredients to put yourself into typing this AND hitting post????
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
It's my cheat weekend & you might've gave me a good idea lol.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
I couldn't be a journalist because I would've been like...
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Katt Williams Did You Know
Alt: Katt Williams saying Did You Know that I can see you?!
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
Hey. You hit 10k steps. That's always dope.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
I'm 5 years younger than this dude but look at least 14 younger than him.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
Awesome. Glad to hear it.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
I will never let him live that line down. It's his version of Tayroc's put a 50 in your face like jefferson.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
He's stolen from kids via charity. I'm not surprised at all.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
They're good. Thanks for asking. How about you? How you holding up?
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
I rocked with it as a kid. He would've made a better He-Man in all honesty though.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
Hahaha. Love you too, Jen.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14h
Heard the Goebbels Gabagool go crazy.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Me looking at the menu & seeing Swastika scallops in Gestapo gravy:
Nene looking at a menu shocked.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Happy birthday! Hope it's been a great one.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Certified classic.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
While having a 14 year old daughter.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Fantastic shot. Love when the sky decides to show off a little.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
My lady made a joke about Natalie Harp & what would happen if I had sex with her. She said "You'd split her in two & she'd be living in our bushes." Lol.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Oooof. Not tryna imagine her either of those things because that means imagining her having sex. No. Just no. Lol.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Probably shouldn't have campaigned on bringing prices down when... ya know... YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES IN POWER.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Hahaha.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
To have experienced sexual harassment, not come forward for a decade & then press x to doubt on another woman's sexual assault because they took a while to come forward is FUCKING INSANE. Megyn Kelly is slime.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
She stands for precisely nothing. She was defending men that are into 14-15 year olds girls & saying calling them pedophiles is wrong & it's not a big deal. Whole time she has a 14 year old daughter.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
This accusation/confession is...just damn...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
It walked so the finale of How I Met Your Mother could fly.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
Don't this bitch got another pair of shoes?
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15h
You should be able to throw an apple at a MAGA when they show you how little they know about history.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Oh I'm not denying that at all. It's just...oooof.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Or in some cases, American flag thongs.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Like...I forgot how ass these two episodes are. And they are ass. Like...REALLY REALLY ASS.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Watching the Seinfeld series finale for the first time in a while & I forgot this is DOOOOOOOOOG SHIT. Fresh out the butt. It's even worse than I remember.
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🍂k a r e n🍂 @andthenisleep.bsky.social · 16h
Our country is falling apart and this is his priority?
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
BREAKING: Nazi party is only proud of america when it is to interfere with election process.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Ma'am, you had to buy your way into the Met Gala. Even Melania would wince at how down bad that makes one come across.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Can't say I've ever heard of farmers playing tennis & maybe a few of them play golf. I'm pretty sure they'd rather earn a living wage instead of wondering how a pedophile is going to ruin them this month.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Aren't these the same people that have cried for decades about how welfare queens are ruining america & taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for it? I'd tell them to pick a struggle, but they can't even be trusted to pick a president.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16h
Oh God. Never thought I'd open the 2 cups door ever again.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
I'm guessing they made a deal of some sort because he's polling so badly.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
That poor barstool...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
Angela Paxton said to focus on the whole team & not individual players. Yeah. In terms of his marriage to you? That was the FUCKIN PROBLEM.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
I don't think a good political endorsement of a candidate is his ex wife he cheated on repeatedly more or less saying "I left because he was fucking everyone but me...but I don't think he'll fuck you guys though!"
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
"I want you to vote for the guy I left that can't keep his dick in his pants." Not exactly girl bossing too close to the sun there, Angela.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
Wasn't that pretty much the baseline for the hiring process for a lot of DOGE?
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
That reminds me...I haven't played Among Us in a while.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h
I'm not saying I agree with the guy that once said Dave Portnoy will be found deceased with half a pizza shoved up his ass for having the worst takes ever, but I totally would understand the motive behind it.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18h
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Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh
ALT: Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18h
Precisely none.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18h
Literally heard a record scratch & then a narrator saying "Now you're probably wondering how I got in this situation as I was about to eat some dumb kid's Tootsie Roll pop..."
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18h
Been there once or twice. Can't say it's something I would expect, but also I'm surprised at how not surprised I am about that.
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