Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hThat skeet should've been fucking impossible... Seeing. Still...working on believing. 040
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hI...I just... How do you even find the ingredients to put yourself into typing this AND hitting post???? 492
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hI couldn't be a journalist because I would've been like...static.klipy.comKatt Williams Did You KnowAlt: Katt Williams saying Did You Know that I can see you?! 064
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hI'm 5 years younger than this dude but look at least 14 younger than him. 120
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hI will never let him live that line down. It's his version of Tayroc's put a 50 in your face like jefferson. 010
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hThey're good. Thanks for asking. How about you? How you holding up? 110
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 14hI rocked with it as a kid. He would've made a better He-Man in all honesty though. 010
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hMe looking at the menu & seeing Swastika scallops in Gestapo gravy: 260
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hFantastic shot. Love when the sky decides to show off a little. 0130
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hMy lady made a joke about Natalie Harp & what would happen if I had sex with her. She said "You'd split her in two & she'd be living in our bushes." Lol. 120
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hOooof. Not tryna imagine her either of those things because that means imagining her having sex. No. Just no. Lol. 110
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hProbably shouldn't have campaigned on bringing prices down when... ya know... YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES IN POWER. 060
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hTo have experienced sexual harassment, not come forward for a decade & then press x to doubt on another woman's sexual assault because they took a while to come forward is FUCKING INSANE. Megyn Kelly is slime. 171
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hShe stands for precisely nothing. She was defending men that are into 14-15 year olds girls & saying calling them pedophiles is wrong & it's not a big deal. Whole time she has a 14 year old daughter. 020
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15hYou should be able to throw an apple at a MAGA when they show you how little they know about history. 0134
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16hLike...I forgot how ass these two episodes are. And they are ass. Like...REALLY REALLY ASS. 190
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16hWatching the Seinfeld series finale for the first time in a while & I forgot this is DOOOOOOOOOG SHIT. Fresh out the butt. It's even worse than I remember. 3190
Reposted by Maj🍂k a r e n🍂 @andthenisleep.bsky.social · 16hOur country is falling apart and this is his priority? 031
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16hBREAKING: Nazi party is only proud of america when it is to interfere with election process. 270
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16hMa'am, you had to buy your way into the Met Gala. Even Melania would wince at how down bad that makes one come across. 020
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16hCan't say I've ever heard of farmers playing tennis & maybe a few of them play golf. I'm pretty sure they'd rather earn a living wage instead of wondering how a pedophile is going to ruin them this month. 153
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16hAren't these the same people that have cried for decades about how welfare queens are ruining america & taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for it? I'd tell them to pick a struggle, but they can't even be trusted to pick a president. 090
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17hI'm guessing they made a deal of some sort because he's polling so badly. 120
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17hAngela Paxton said to focus on the whole team & not individual players. Yeah. In terms of his marriage to you? That was the FUCKIN PROBLEM. 040
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17hI don't think a good political endorsement of a candidate is his ex wife he cheated on repeatedly more or less saying "I left because he was fucking everyone but me...but I don't think he'll fuck you guys though!" 240
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17h"I want you to vote for the guy I left that can't keep his dick in his pants." Not exactly girl bossing too close to the sun there, Angela. 7456
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17hWasn't that pretty much the baseline for the hiring process for a lot of DOGE? 100
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17hI'm not saying I agree with the guy that once said Dave Portnoy will be found deceased with half a pizza shoved up his ass for having the worst takes ever, but I totally would understand the motive behind it. 2133
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18hstatic.klipy.comTom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil LaughALT: Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh 130
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18hLiterally heard a record scratch & then a narrator saying "Now you're probably wondering how I got in this situation as I was about to eat some dumb kid's Tootsie Roll pop..." 2213
Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18hBeen there once or twice. Can't say it's something I would expect, but also I'm surprised at how not surprised I am about that. 020