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Maj

@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
12K followers 3.5K following 56K posts

Dad, He/Him, Knicks fan, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA. I don't believe in angels, I barely believe in humans...

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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 9h
I just saw someone refer to Kid Rock as Jesus of Methlehem.
Tom Holland looking at his phone with his fist to his mouth in a oooof motion.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Post your profile pic 😈 I know, right????
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
A man looking confused at his smartphone.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Me looking at the menu & seeing Swastika scallops in Gestapo gravy:
Nene looking at a menu shocked.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Ugh. Fine. It's warm today so grey shorts it is.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Had to run errands without floof & yet got reminded of the fact that if I don't have something for her to chew on at all times? Everybody dies. I'm cleaning my car tomorrow.
A pacifier & a teething toy in my car.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Race-baiting huh? Just gonna leave this here for no reason whatsoever.
The NYT ad Trump took out calling for the death penalty for 5 black men who were on trial for a rape they didn't commit.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
When you gamble a fart & lose the house.
Katie britt looking stunned
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I'll do my best, Ben.
PAC's tweet saying "Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it"
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The mask he should've worn...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I can now say this with every fiber of my being. Damn near everyone working at the fed from the talent to some of the folks at the top & the wrestling community as a whole literally pleaded the fed not to run their PPV on YouTube until tomorrow or another time. Scum. Absolute scum.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
"It's mind boggling." Is it, though????
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
A picture of Graham Linehan.

I envy you if you can't see this.Kenny Omega with an cynical look on his face.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So as we're all mourning the passing of PAC, Val Venis decided to do what he is best at. Being an anti vaxxer & ruining everything.
Screenshot from wrestle feed mentioning that he responded to AEW's announcement of Pac's death with "It just keeps happening." They blocked him.Val then proceeds to go on an anti vaxxing rant because this is what Val does. Makes everything bad be the end result courtesy of being someone who has spent too much time in a QAnon Facebook group.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Memoriam for PAC of AEW.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
The mask he should've worn...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
The amount of use I've gotten out of this picture would surprise you...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I feel exposed. Seen. Triggered. Solved. Found out. On display. This is deadass the timeline of what us millennial dads once were & now are.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Not copping, but I can't lie. The I-wine colorway is growing on me...
iPhone 18 pro in burgundy.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I couldn't let Itty Bitty get jabbed alone. Plus I'm due a booster with the new joint on top of the flu shot. She gets a toy, I get either wine or beer. We deserve a treat today. Please get vaxxed y'all.
A CVS sign promoting flu & COVID vaccines.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Itty Bitty pointed out a butterfly & demanded I get a pic of it. "Can I bring it home if I catch it? Because I gotta get shot soooo..." She's getting her flu shot in a sec. She almost got me.
A butterfly resting on a plant.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Knitting. Lots of skeets about knitting...as was the style at the time...
Grandpa simpson sitting on a tree stump talking to Bart & his friends.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Having a good skin day & the sun came out for a few minutes. Yes, that's a hair tie. Yes, I regret removing it for a selfie.
Me outside wearing a black Tupac shirt, Quiet comfort headphones & sunglasses.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The irony that this Vice article about the Beach Boys explaining why they're cancelling a bunch of dates reminding me of an article that might truly explain what happened...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Ok. The hype wasn’t exaggerated. And it’s modeled after that Hasselblad XD2? This phone of the year to me & an example of how the Chinese are NOT playing with folks anymore.
The Oppo Find X9 Ultra.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Dunno how this plays out for Husted, but Ashley Hinson can kiss her hopes of the Senate goodbye playing in people's faces like this. ESPECIALLY with how she's polling in Iowa.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
To a point of where this ran across the TV screen to remind them they were parents...
Shot of a clip they showed on TV saying "10pm, Do you know where your children are?"
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Shot some cloud/sky porn because yesterday evening felt like looking up at a movie about watercolors.
A sunset with silhouette houses & trees. The clouds are scattered and look like they're gathering at the sun.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Or he'd be the guy getting comfortable.
A cuck chair with a table that has a phone on table across from the bed. Caption says "Cuck chair of the day"
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
This is WWE. When they aren't making nut boots merch? They're making...well... Let's just say they don't have the best track record for merch of their black talent.
A Jordan Myles shirt that comes across as blackface.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Tell me about it. Can't even get a sandwich without one of these doofuses letting you know just how scared they are of everything around them.
A guy with a rocket launcher & guns strapped to him ordering a sandwich at subway.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
She's been in the fed for almost two years & I'm just gonna call her Maralago May.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Yeah. This is a MASSIVE problem.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
This is so deadass accurate that it's triggering...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Remember when the right was saying that the left is full of sexual deviants who want to groom kids & force their sexuality on everyone? Yeah, so Lauren Boebert spent 200k for frequently visiting poundtown USA with staffers & was the slide in an affair apparently. So glad I get to use this clip.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
I worked at a taqueria about a decade ago & they had a lucha wrestling event with a very small indie promotion. THEY drew a bigger crowd. Side note...they tore the house down. I got photos they used on their Facebook.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
It's too dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Man passing you a blunt.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
I need to load up MK Deception again because this loading screen reminds me just how much fire & creative art that game has. Plus I want sais with the MK dragon base. So fuckin dope.
Mileena holding sais & the base of them have the MK Dragon that cover her nipples.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
No, seriously. This is great.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Already having fun with this...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Got the Lucia GTA 6 hoodie today. I am gonna be insufferable this late fall/winter.
Me wearing  a great hoodie that says baddie on it with a white bucket hat that has a cat blowing a bubble.Same thing previous picture, but with glasses
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Got myself a treat.
Cream suede Vans.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Just gonna post this now.
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you though or sorry that happened meme
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
MarkWayne said states & then followed it up with a place that has city in its name. I didn't think this side could outdo calling Africa a country, but Jesus Christ...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
The way I see it? I have nearly 12k followers & I feel this is very very important. Takes a minute or two. Here's the link. Gets to signing please & thank you. For Rebel. www.iamals.org/a4apetition/...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
'stalgia Sunday. Was doing hoodrat skateboarding shit with my homies. Wanna say this was 2013?
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
This is a score I use to get when I played my little brother in Madden.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
C'mon Bebe Rexha...you know damn well...
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
You fuckin dork...
A car with a Harry Potter tire cover.
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