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Jim Randolph

@libraryjim.bsky.social
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Elementary school librarian. Human 🖖🏼 “There are four lights!”

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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…call security ffs. We weren’t heroes. We just kept a dumb human safe from other dumb humans for a little while.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…sat and stood around her and didn’t let anyone near her. Just as the concert was about to begin a couple of other drunk girls claimed her. We berated them and told them we we just about to…
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some friends and I were once at a rock concert, on the floor with the folding metal chairs. Before the show started a drunk young woman with a low cut top and short skirt passed out on the chairs in front of us. Her purse was open and a thick roll of cash was visible. So we…
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Returning from vacation? The government can search your phone without a warrant. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Returning from vacation? The government can search your phone without a warrant.
Reminder: The "border exemption" to your rights is real.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such a great read.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wax
ALT: Wax
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I left my wallet in El Segundo…
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quiet, Piggy.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Psst. Hey, buddy. Don’t trust cats!)
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow you’re on the cutting edge right there bro 😎
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thanks for this thread! I couldn’t go this year and the space/science/skeptic tracks are the best
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just love her
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Im thinking there’s a good story here
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well if James Patterson’s name and the name of a celebrity are on a book you know those are two folks who had nothing to do with the writing of said book.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I managed one. Sometimes on Sundays we’d be short of ones and/or we’d have a Spanish-speaking customer so I’d call the local titty bar bouncer who always had $1s and was fluent and offer him free rentals.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What a way to go. Good for him. What a magnificent bastard.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have you heard the Aoife O’Donovan cover of the whole Nebraska album? Good stuff
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
❤️
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Back-of-the-envelope Nonconfrontational Noninvasive Untrendy Weak force
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Deserved
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whole glory!
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
happy!
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is why I deleted all of my instagram posts and only post on the bit that disappears daily.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Such a fun book. And more emotional than you’d think! I’m not even mad I paid full price.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That was a great one. Genius. I went to that college and man oh man this sucks so bad. Really hurts.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🤩
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Holy crap
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Goddammit another one
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Holy shit I remember this
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Recently finished Slayers of Old and it was great. By Jim C. Hines
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This “Only in Monroe” show with Stephen Colbert is brilliant! I know others have shared the link, but here… youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM?...
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FULL SHOW: After "Late Show" ends, Stephen Colbert hosts Monroe public access show
YouTube video by The Desk
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yes, every time
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
BB King Bob Dylan Bruce Springsteen Neville Brothers Nirvana REM Stones Tom Petty & co U2 Weird Al Who Wynton Marsalis (i can count)
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Rich guy complaining about richer guy? 😂
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My kid is graduating college!
A woman in a graduate mortarboard hat is holding up a black and white dog and giving it a smooch for a college graduation photo.
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Karen Sandler @karensandler.net · 06/05/2026
This was exactly on point. readingmiddlegrade.substack.com/p/make-belie...
readingmiddlegrade.substack.com
Mac Barnett Is Right. Mac Barnett Is Also a Snob.
On Make Believe, the 94.7 percent quote, and what rigorous criticism of children's literature actually looks like.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A new AJC poll shows that Republican votes in Georgia don’t remember the pain of touching a hot stove as a toddler and are optimistic about doing it again.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rhod was such a menace this whole season. So great.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m taking them slow and am up to season 8. Love this show and in no rush.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I met Newman when I was a kid. I asked for his autograph and he said he didn’t do that but when I was older he’d buy me a beer.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You coming back for Dragoncon?
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Access to knowledge for all!
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Great list
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Gary Paulson did this with Hatchet. Spoiler: the kid is rescued in the end of the first one. But he wrote another that started with what if he had to make it through the winter? And then wrote a few more.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I read Don’t Lose Mr. Cuddles out loud today and it was hit, thank you.
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I have a friend who got the paper so long they gave her an iPad when they went digital!
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
With big annoying flashing ads across the top! 📰
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Jim Randolph @libraryjim.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Just curious: is the “At Liberty” podcast coming back? Thanks
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