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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂

@librarycrone.bsky.social
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a Librarian, slowly building my crow army to defeat my foes she/her 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇨🇺

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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 2h
7k 😏 No more sex scenes until at least the halfway mark, there will be sapphic YEARNING ONLY for the next 30k words. Also some murder. Maybe another duel. A man or two going insane. You know, all the fun stuff. Goodnight!
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 3h
I wrote 6k words today lmfao apparently all I need to do to finish a book is not have a job! Good to know!
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 3h
this is the book about the dead girl haunting a doll that won’t leave this other girl alone. She’s haunting the USPS north Texas regional facility, apparently
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 5h
This is one I’ve already read the netgalley ARC of and just wanted a print copy to keep, so I’m not in a hurry or anything, but now I’m concerned what’s going on
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 5h
Like what is going on here
USPS tracker page. Text:

SHIPPING HISTORY US POSTAL SERVICE
MONDAY, OCTOBER 12
1:14 PM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Departed USPS Regional Facility
7:49 AM [redacted] TX
Arrived at USPS Facility
6:40 AM
In Transit, Arriving On Time
6:18 AM
In Transit, Arriving On Time
5:57 AM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Departed USPS Regional Facility
1:01 AM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Departed USPS Regional Facility
12:44 AM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Departed USPS Regional Facility
12:24 AM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Departed USPS Regional Facility
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11
3:28 PM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Arrived at USPS Regional Destination Facility
2:13 PM | NORTH HOUSTON TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Accepted at USPS Regional Destination Facility
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 5h
Just looked at the USPS tracker for a book that I ordered last week and according to that it left the Houston distribution center 4 times last night, arrived at my local post office this morning, and then returned to Houston this afternoon? What…are they doing with my book?? 😩
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 9h
Sex scenes themselves are always kind of fun to write for me but as a graysexual person the challenge is always the lead up to them lol. Like how do these people communicate that they want to bang, like. sexily. You know? 😩
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 9h
Have not done as much reading as I planned for Bedrotting Day BUT I have been writing and am now at over 10k on my new lady knight WIP and am working on the first sex scene 😈
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah she said it was a lot darker than her normal fare so I wasn’t sure I’d be interested if I didn’t have the game for context. But I trust her! I’ve read almost everything else she’s written lol
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 14h
And already back to sleep. Just incredible levels of bedrotting happening in my goblin cave today.
The same fluffy silver tabby in a curled up C shape with her little head on a gray blanket My other cat, a gray and white shorthair, curled up in a green chair with all her limbs stretched forward and bunched together by her face so it looks like she’s stretching to touch her toes. Except she’s dead asleep.
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 14h
Awake for pets.
The same fluffy silver tabby now with an expression of bliss because I’m scratching her chin
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 15h
I wasn’t going to read Astarion even though kingfisher is an auto-buy for me just because I’ve never played BG3, but the game fans are being so mean to her about it that I think I will just out of spite
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 15h
She definitely got the “Monday is for bedrotting” memo
A fluffy silver tabby cat sprawled out on a yellow couch, peacefully asleep. She is adorable.
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 15h
😬
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 16h
Anyway I'm not going to DIVE into today's Extremely Silly Hot Take By A Stupid Person, but like... where are people getting these ideas? Do they have any data ACTUALLY showing that (say) men prefer to read men? Women prefer to read women? Crabs prefer to read crabs???? Where are the studies?
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
Small cat is in “yell sadly whenever Mom ABANDONS ME (leaves the room)” mode this morning so I guess I’m just never leaving the living room for the rest of the day
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
I was kind of disappointed that it worked out that both my current reads are heterosexual but the lesbians in Villain finally banged 🥰 in a library 🥰🥰 after three and a half books of waiting 🥰🥰🥰
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
She did apologize when I brought it up to her after and has ever since waited for me to respond to her knock before coming in at least
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
Well at least there’s the option lol. Ugh I hate teams
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
Jail
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
She texted me at 10pm last night saying her husband had kidnapped her to the ER. Girl. That’s so big you were just walking around with that 😭 Anyway she has to have surgery obvi but otherwise should be fine!
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
I’m kind of terrified what having kids does to your pain tolerance. My sister went to the ER last night with what she thought was kidney stone. Her husband made her go bc she’d been in severe pain since Wednesday. It was a 6 inch cyst in her ovary (non cancerous thankfully!)
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
She does it to me all the time!! She does knock first but since we were talking I didn’t hear it 🫩
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 17h
Same boat. I have the day off and I don’t want to spend it reading the romantasy book club book!
static.klipy.com
Chanel Oberlin Pouting in Pink Fur Coat
Alt: Chanel Oberlin Pouting in Pink Fur Coat
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 18h
I really feel like teams just shouldn’t let people do that? Like presentation mode should block calls! No one at my job uses teams to call but my coworker once ignored the DND sign on my office door and walked in while I was in the middle of my annual performance review with my boss 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The nap was not originally in my Saturday plans but that is what happened
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
4 day weekend plans: Saturday: nap/socialize Sunday: clean/socialize Monday: bedrot Tuesday: all the errands I’ve been putting off
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
in my crow era
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We did a hear me out PowerPoint party last year and it was one of my favorite themes! Definitely opportunity for being unhinged lol
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyway highly recommend getting together with friends and getting drunk while you present stupid PowerPoints to each other
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was the last one still at my friends house because I got too drunk. Embarrassing! But also he made appletinis so really it was on him.
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am very drunk
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m being beat by my friend who wrote their presentation on a metal song when they were high out of their mind
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This was the winning argument
Text: “Reason 5: my cats listened to both and liked wuthering heights better”

One picture of two cats turned away and looking bored captioned with “listening to hey ya”

Another picture with two cats looking alert and happy next to the captioned “listening to wuthering heights”
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s so good!
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My best work so far
Another slide, decorated with music records and a tiny Kate bush. Text: heading: reasons 3: lyrics. 

In summary, Kate Bush wrote a song inspired by a famous Gothic novel that might be the best adaptation that exists, because she clearly gets how insanely toxic both of those people were instead of overly romanticizing Heathcliff. also she focuses on the ghostly parts that a lot of adaptations leave out even though that’s the best part.

Andre 3000 wrote a song about how 
great ethical non monogamy is.
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whoops already answered lol read it now tho!!
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sasha Sinclair?
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I made it better
Same slide as before with “if I did, however, I’d like to point out that “wuthering heights” was the first entirely self-written song by a female artist to become a number one single in the UK. feminism!!” And “hey ya did nothing to promote feminism which is why it’s worse” added to it
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Staring my wuthering heights presentation off strong
A canva slide with half a music record and the text “reason 1: women are better than men. I don’t think I need to expand on this further.”
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like how one of the plot points in Phantasma is that Ophelia is scared of everything but then she keeps wandering off by herself in the creepy murder manor. Personally I’d stay in my room but you do you! There’s a ghost cat though!
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Inventing a new form of yoga called cat yoga and it’s when my cat lies across my mat while I’m doing yoga so I have to spontaneously modify every single position so I don’t disturb her
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s 4pm on the Friday before a four-day weekend what if I just…leave…
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We talked about doing a conspiracy theory theme! This one is for my friend’s birthday though so he picked the theme, lol, but we may do that in the future
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fear I am very far ahead of my bestie already but I have like two horror books also checked out on Libby so I gotta move quick. Anyway this is why our buddy reads never work
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tristan and Evie arguing about whether it’s appropriate to dog ear book corners during an action scene lmao not the time! But also Evie sweetie what’s wrong with you???
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CR: 📚: PHANTASMA. This is for my professor friend group romantasy book club lol, apparently it’s a necromancer/ghost romance 🎧: ADVERSARY TO THE VILLAIN, buddy listen with my bestie :) time for the slowest burn ever to continue #booksky
Cover of PHANTASMA by Kaylie Smith. A skull surrounded by roses.Cover of Adversary to the Villain by Hannah Nicole Maehrer
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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂 @librarycrone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably a little too mean to say to a student but oh well lol
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