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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 3h

Like dude I fucking love that part of the wealth I generated by waking up and dragging my ass downtown at 6AM today is going to allow some bucked tooth idiot with a shit bag for a brain twist his nipples while watching a man get shot to death on X.com

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 3h

It’s so rad that the economic engines of Blue states and Blue states alone prop up the places that vote people like this into power so they can further plunder and punish Blue states while forcing their regressive policies on us.It’s like having your local taxes go to having a man duke on your lawn

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

UpHam is one of cinemas greatest cowards and Jeremy Davies performance in that scene makes it excruciating.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Created theranos as a trauma response” I quietly repeat to myself as the right wing death squad lines me up against the wall.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

These companies need to be severely punished for this. Make it financially suicidal to acquiesce to tin pot wanna be dictators. Ruin is all they will understand

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wow FDR in top three what a fucking commie

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When I was 6 years and someone asked me what I think the army needs to do the win more wars I would probably say “I dunno, more pushups?” And that’s basically Hegseths philosophy for modern military management.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love that they think “eating healthy food is healthy for you” is some profound revelation. It’s like Hegseth being preaching “the secret key to winning wars is doing more pushups”. Just utterly unserious people.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Nutty! Whoop aw geez whacky ol me killed some cops while trying to nutter butters steal the election. Topsy turvy quirky boys just subverting the will of the people with violence. Waka waka waka!

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Does anyone recall a time when the polling error favored the less conservative candidate? I feel like anytime there is a polling this off base, whether it’s D vs R or lefty vs moderate, the error always swings right.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For me it’s that “folks” is already gender neutral. But yeah, nbd whatever it’s harmless and I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yums.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

had a boss who used to address us as “folx” in his emails. it was really annoying and dumb but he was good at his job and our core values lined up so I just dealt with it and I feel like that’s what people should do in regards to electoral politics where the stakes are like free society vs not.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Ant traps I’m not fucking kidding dude Terro ant bait is like the Alcubierre Drive for pest control

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If an Imam did this the pilots would preemptively crash the plane in the hopes of preventing another 9/11

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not a tough call. Connery battered women, Lazenby isn’t real and you’ll never convince me otherwise wise, Moore was a milksop, Bronson was too hot and Craig was too sad.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not a tough call IMO. Connery battered women, Lazenby isn’t real and you’ll never convince me otherwise wise, Moore was a milksop, Bronson was too hot and Craig was too sad.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just here to shout out the Tenet time pincer reference

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

There are few things that I hate more than the NYTimes videos starting with their reporters taking a seat in frame.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I believe the term is useful idiot

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Moment I saw the headline I knew you’d be posting about it.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hmm weird they seemed to misspell “erecting the gallows”

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Him being such a cantankerous prick is so funny to watch because Reeves is such a genuinely kind person in real life.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is my favorite new discourse

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Nothing spells troop readiness than inviting back the the thing that has killed more soldiers than every battle in human history combined

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

God dude it must absolutely rule to be this dumb.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

actions like this should warrant an extreme punishment.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Nice dude genuine question who is this for

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Growing up people mused what the eventual consequences of microplastics in the human body would be and I think we are seeing the results of that now.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I feel like there is going to be a riot

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I mean, it would be fun to hear you and Aubrey nuke this guy from orbit.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I get reprimanded at work for forgetting to CC someone on a mundane email yet dipshits like Brett can be catastrophically wrong about everything over and over again and still keep their cushy jobs, sweat free.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

So Rogan is endorsing Talarico, right? Right?

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

They tired really hard to make it fun and there are a few good laughs but it was just so so bleak and just so damn good.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Imagine having all that money. More than anyone who has ever lived. Imagine how you would spend your days. The places you could see, the experiences you could have.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

@danpfeiffer.bsky.social what are your thoughts on Spanberger and the state legislature ignoring the ruling and passing the map?

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Actually yeah no really you should do this @kenmartin.bsky.social, I saw your Pod Save interview you definitely need a win and showing voters you have a fight you would be a good first step.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Just an absolute idiot, completely adrift at sea

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I’m beginning to think she isn’t operating in good faith

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

No clearer sign of “I haven’t left my rank, moldy piss cave in a year” than rocking a brand-new pair of pants with the tag still on for your first trip into sunlight.

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

You’re damn fucking right there is nothing you can do about it. It’s pretty frustrating to unjustly lose power, isn’t it?

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Gotta say that’s a pretty dumb theory!

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Cancel & Gretel @liberalpha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Mamdani made a foot of snow vanish overnight and filled nearly every pothole in the city in like a weekend, why wouldn’t that work in Omaha

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