One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 18hHolding a televised execution by firing squad is on brand for an administration that suggests Iran should vaporize all of LA & San Diego; kidnaps & murders American citizens in broad daylight; runs de facto concentration camps; funds war crimes abroad; & wants kids to die of preventable diseases. 0183
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does any Alaskan REALLY believe the Trump administration is going to give us millions of dollars for energy investment after the election whether Sullivan wins or not? When has Trump even once delivered on any of his bribes? It's fascinating to me that people actually delude themselves this way. 2134
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not to give them any ideas, but I am surprised that the Trump DOJ hasn't taken full advantage of the well-known mattress tag removal law for its mass deportation and political prosecution efforts. 271
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026POTUS just casually suggested that a foreign nation should vaporize six million American citizens today and no one GAF because it's impossible to keep up with his crazy and all we can do is wait it out at this point. Seriously fuck this guy and everyone who's gargled his balls for the past decade. 1152
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Work is work. There's no such thing as the perfect jo--- 2200
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026With general election ballots going out, here's a reminder that Eric Hafner is a spoiler candidate with a D beside his name and an orange jumpsuit on his back. He's in prison in New York for threatening to kill judges and other public servants. Whatever you do, do NOT rank that dude. 23415
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NGL looked at my bills recently and went down a rabbit hole researching the viability of foot fetish porn. I confess that the only reason I didn't pursue this enterprise is that it sounded like too much work. 2100
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Making fake fingernails out of that red cheese wax. Covering skin with glue and pulling it off. Putting a leash on my guinea pig and pretending she was a dog. Taking everything in the pantry, mixing it in a bowl, and baking it at 350° for 15 minutes. 170
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026TIL that the Ohio state motto is "With God All Things Are Possible." This is apt because Ohio Vance "helping" Ohio Dan's re-election bid is gonna take divine intervention to succeed. Godspeed to these two fine Ohioans. 1132
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Does the baby walrus at the ASLC have a name yet? Starting an informal petition for Lorax. 1221
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026About to take out a restraining order on Spam Risk 0100
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today I did someone the favor of helping them figure out how to block me. Don't say I never did anything for anyone! 0100
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So the prediction markets are giving Ohio Dan a 32% chance of re-election, and they are sending JD Vance to Fairbanks because they think this will HELP?! Not at $26/gallon in the bush, dumbasses! Please keep going with this strategy. I BEG OF YOU. 2231
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026MAGA will crash and burn this November for one reason and one reason only: no one can afford to live, it's Trump's fault, and everyone knows it. There's no running away from a $400 grocery bill and $8/gallon regular unleaded. 0173
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Honestly, the main reason I want Dan Sullivan to lose has nothing to do with him being a Trump stooge whose craven ambition is limited to his own career & self enrichment. It's mostly because he's an insufferably smug, self-satisfied 80s movie villain who deserves utter humiliation at the polls. 3302
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 03/10/202616 yo asked me why I was writing "an entire Shakespeare novel" in a text message. Well joke's on him, I said, because Shakespeare didn't write novels. (He was decidedly unimpressed with this niche literary clap back). 0112
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm 💯 obsessed with the rescued baby walrus at the Alaska Sealife Center. 0171
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The idea that anyone much less Trump is gonna build the next TAPS for LNG soon & that it will be profitable & reduce energy dependence/make jobs is a secular article of faith akin to belief in the afterlife: it's prob wrong & the stakes of finding out are high but people self-soothe by believing it. 1124
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My deadbeat daddy said he'd buy me a pony and ride it with me to Disneyland next weekend! This is a post about Trump promising to make South Korea pay for Alaska LNG. 0299
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Throwing a tantrum over P'Burg Dan. Planting a story in the NYT & pretending to be offended by Mary's choice words & HR practices. Now getting that clown to promise zillions of South Korean $ for LNG only to have Korea refute that BS publicly within 24h. Ohio Dan's stench of desperation is rancid. 0274
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you want accountability from powerful institutions in 2026, your only recourse is to name & shame them. Not just the individuals, but the systems that let individuals offend with impunity. You have to make them so uncomfortable, humiliated & financially vulnerable that they're forced to respond. 082
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Powerful institutions like universities and governments generally care about how things look, not how things are. That's why you have to create a giant PR, legal, or administrative nightmare for them in order to extract even an ounce of accountability. I know this from several personal experiences. 070
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The government trying to execute someone and then sending them to the hospital when they fail is truly peak America 2026 062
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I grew up on the 9th floor of a 100-unit apartment building and I live in a duplex now. So many people turn up their noses at multiunit housing because they "can't share a wall" or "want their land" and/or are frankly classist about multiunit living. It's a big part of our housing crisis. 2120
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can my daughter who is at Cornell receive a tuition offset in the form of hazard pay 0151
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Walking while Black with a pack of Skittles = instant death penalty. Ivy Leaguers drugging and gang raping a woman all night long = 500 word essay. We are cooked. 1142
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you think that in addition to the "why raping is bad" essay assignment Cornell also made these 7 dudes write "I WILL NOT DRUG AND RAPE PEOPLE" on the blackboard 100 times 3101
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today I informed my daughter that your real lifelong friends will hate all the same people as you. The mark of a true friendship is the unbreakable bond of mutual contempt and disgust for one's fellow man. 080
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would have to look but I think there is a statutory 30 day period so to file one of these challenges and we are likely past that. 030
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it even possible to leave your house without spending $50 anymore? This is such a joke. 3100
Reposted by One Hot Mess AKMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime. 353583830
Reposted by One Hot Mess AKAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026NEW: The Tompkins County DA is re-opening the criminal investigation into the Cornell 7. abcnews.com/US/district-...abcnews.comDistrict attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity. 27448371289
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NBD just my kid listening to the future POTUS speak at her school 1242
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can expect an article a day from now until Election Day throwing dirt on Mary's name. Why? Legacy media's corporate benefactors are terrified she will flip the senate. As Beyoncé said, "you know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation." Keep it coming. 0235
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What's the winter hold for southeast? I've heard everything from no snow to snowmageddon 2.0? 220
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Their chemistry is giving "baking soda and battery acid" 0110
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not to begrudge this goat a second chance at life after sepsis but it would be cool to read a headline about maybe I dunno human babies getting a first chance at life after not being kidnapped or bombed out of existence with our taxes that would be a feel good story just saying 1100
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Juneau: please read this: www.juneauindependent.com/post/are-we-...juneauindependent.comAre we affordable yet?It has been 11 months since Juneau voted to lower the property tax cap and eliminate sales tax on food, also blowing a large hole in the budget. 051
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's a big difference between "defending bad behavior" and questioning why it needs to be front page news in the New York Times. I realize this is a nuanced distinction in an era where nuance-blindness is more common than blinking. Nonetheless, it's a distinction worth making. 392
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TBF I think most Alaskans "nothing" the NYT 1151
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You know Mary's got Ohio Dan running scared for his job if they have to plant a story in the NYT about her cursing & asking staff to feed crickets to her kid's pet chameleon & actually believe these "revelations" will get her canceled instead of further exposing OD for the pathetic clown that he is. 3212
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The NYT is now the official HR Department for Mary Peltola's office I guess? That'd be OK if: -They were an HR office not a newspaper -They held any male politician to the same standard -If ending fascism were less important than Mary cursing in a text message. Alas none of these things is true. 6233
