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Lex Jaeger

@lexj.bsky.social
635 followers 635 following 720 posts

Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger

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Cseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 20h
ok, what if i changed their color palette to be more pink and purple? I've been thinking about this for a while.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's both disturbing and amazing that one can have not-terrible sushi, at home in your underwear, on a Tuesday night in Ohio.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same; I'm fortunate to have timed it near perfectly but here I'll be.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm dating myself somewhat, but my first mortgage was at 7.25% and that was a "good" rate at the time. We've had artificially-low interest rates for far too long and have lost perspective. Money costs money!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
La Luna is stunning tonight.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's definitely in my top ten.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is my first thought whenever I'm near the Continental Divide!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This theory is going around...
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/thea...
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not sure if it's canon, but always hoped Fritz was a briefs guy.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He legit thinks AI is only about slop videos of him assaulting the Prime Minister of Canada, or as a fighter pilot dropping poop bombs on citizens, or pictures depicting him as Jesus or the Pope. Psychotic octogenarian out-of-touch Boomer with access to the nuclear codes.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They have to *know* they unequivocally have the votes to do it before they utter a peep about it, though. You think we're there?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P.O. Box 1, Purple Possum, GORP, 12345?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where do you want them sent? Art @foxmanrox.bsky.social
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Leftover jambalaya, spinach, black beans, cheese, ranch drizzle. One helluva burrito!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love the personalities of all of them that come through in these!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd see about getting tested for sleep apnea. It helped me tremendously.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haven't shared mine, but I think this model is much less accurate than others that have circulated recently...
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bullied by the chess club" is the perfect expression and should be used more in other non chess-related contexts.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fellow map-lover here; During middle school my family was lost in New Orleans, and we only found our way to where we were going because I took over navigating.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I had already made one, because I felt like I deserved it after today, before I remembered "Martini Monday." Rest assured, I'm in similar attire.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
QUOTE WITH SNOOT (and a hat)
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Totally worth it. For the money, I'm on my 2nd inflatable, basic-bubbles one, and it's perfect for what I enjoy.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It is, unfortunately wet white cotton is sometimes undesirable.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Accurate! Ideal!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remembered to change into swimwear before power washing the deck this time.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But this is what *really* happened.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ajax Warehouse.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Great art style!
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Cougar Town 🔜 FC =3 @sheakrueger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
4 images, same energy. Never be afraid to be fabulous. Rest in power queens.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Which non-Bluray DVD should I watch tonight?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have it on VHS and DVD.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The license plate currently on my car. A legend, a treasure. One of the most genuine people we had left. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💙💜
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Going back 15 years, I feel like my best con experiences were at 750-3500 attendee cons that were "big" at the time.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hope you got a Pup Cup.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The literal essence of a "brown noser".
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Kobold Artsy (commissions closed) @koboldarts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dragon in the summer
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is what the President is spending time on.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do not seek the treasure!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A place where felines choose to bathe?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
True; Gen X-Millennial cusper here. I *loved* Sesame Street but before Elmo became any sort of a big character. Ngl I never understood the hype when Elmo blew up in popularity.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My kingdom for the ability to shut-down my internal monologue.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hanes ad, Life Magazine 1955 Question! If you DO NOT have a particular interest, kink, or fetish for underwear: How much do you think about it? What's important: Comfort/fit, look/fashion, price/value, quality/durability, something else? Are you loyal to style/brand? Genuinely curious!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy #NationalUnderwearDay ! It's no surprise which box is checked for me. Need some? I've got you covered.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There was an artist who used that name/brand consistently in their work a few years ago!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Humiliation.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Does life always seem like it used to be easier?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Broccoli casserole for Thanksgiving this year.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I removed and replaced one immediately upon moving into my first house.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"His Master's Voice"
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