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Lex Jaeger

@lexj.bsky.social
631 followers 635 following 720 posts

Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger

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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 19h
It's both disturbing and amazing that one can have not-terrible sushi, at home in your underwear, on a Tuesday night in Ohio.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm dating myself somewhat, but my first mortgage was at 7.25% and that was a "good" rate at the time. We've had artificially-low interest rates for far too long and have lost perspective. Money costs money!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
La Luna is stunning tonight.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He legit thinks AI is only about slop videos of him assaulting the Prime Minister of Canada, or as a fighter pilot dropping poop bombs on citizens, or pictures depicting him as Jesus or the Pope. Psychotic octogenarian out-of-touch Boomer with access to the nuclear codes.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Leftover jambalaya, spinach, black beans, cheese, ranch drizzle. One helluva burrito!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I had already made one, because I felt like I deserved it after today, before I remembered "Martini Monday." Rest assured, I'm in similar attire.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
QUOTE WITH SNOOT (and a hat)
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Accurate! Ideal!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remembered to change into swimwear before power washing the deck this time.
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Cougar Town 🔜 ??? =3 @sheakrueger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
4 images, same energy. Never be afraid to be fabulous. Rest in power queens.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Which non-Bluray DVD should I watch tonight?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The license plate currently on my car. A legend, a treasure. One of the most genuine people we had left. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💙💜
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Kobold Artsy (commissions closed) @koboldarts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dragon in the summer
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is what the President is spending time on.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hanes ad, Life Magazine 1955 Question! If you DO NOT have a particular interest, kink, or fetish for underwear: How much do you think about it? What's important: Comfort/fit, look/fashion, price/value, quality/durability, something else? Are you loyal to style/brand? Genuinely curious!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy #NationalUnderwearDay ! It's no surprise which box is checked for me. Need some? I've got you covered.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Does life always seem like it used to be easier?
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Scurrow @scurrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I finally remembered to bring my last rebate check with me! I always forget them at home when I need to get something.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Red, White, & Blue!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The first one is easy. I was having a good day for once. Then a number of things go to shit within minutes, and I (of course) make them exponentially worse by berating myself for messing things up even more with my temper. I'm very good at the last one - blaming myself for everything.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Did somebody say Dad?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Proudly show your true colors! #pride
A series of poses of a blue and orange anthro cougar named Lex, shown side by side in six different pairs of briefs comprising colors of the Pride flag.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Mc "STUFFINS"??
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Keep your tank topped-off.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ever get high and ponder things like just how messed-up our calendar is? Like WTF February. Just me?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's almost Wednesday but it still feels like it's Monday. Mood and literally me.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
www.nationalgeobee.org I won my school's "Geography Bee" in the 8th grade when I was the only one who knew "The Strait of Hormuz" as the answer. That was during the first Gulf War. How are we 2 mos into war in 2026 and only today I hear "the WAIT in the STRAIT continues..."? #WAITINTHESTRAIT
nationalgeobee.org
National Geography Bee
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Martini prep is almost complete.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#Pawday reminded me that I don't wear my indoor footpaws often enough. Mrowr!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wendy's says they "Improved" the Spicy Chicken Sandwich. If they screwed it up I swear... But their marketing is working, since I now feel like I have to go buy one to find out *sigh*...
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
NGL, the older I get the more I'm like "Hell yeah" to all of these.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is how you check email on vacation.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy Derby Day!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Martini Monday" might need to become a thing. Even better without pants.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Having grown up unironically watching Full House, when it was new, of course gives you insight into BoJack that younger folks just wouldn't get.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
That's not even "A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing"
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
He is legitimately sundowning.
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Nitrofox is obsessed with pee @nitrofox.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Kitty gonna kitty
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Husky's Underwear Antics :3 @anundieshusky.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I've only just realised what day it is today! Happy #InternationalAsexualityDay to my fellow ace folk! 🖤🩶🤍💜 #AsexualDay
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Why isn't every member of Congress on a plane heading back to Washington to do something about this deranged lunatic? Who can defend or condone this?
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not sure what I was thinking yesterday; That's much better.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Treated myself to some new undies.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The summary dismissal by the Sec of Defense of an announced Army investigation on social media is one of the most serious, concerning things that has happened in this Admin. This is NOT getting enough attention. Waiving ARMY policy on a whim. I hope the Army does the right thing and investigates.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oddly-colored cats have to stick together!
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Pre-flight refueling.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“.. They have to treat the President like a child,” wrote Rep. Seth Magaziner. “So embarrassing for everyone involved.” @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Eating peanuts in the shell by the fire on a Tuesday evening. A few have ended up scattered on the ground. Some lucky squirrel is in for a real treat in the morning.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My Mom still has it in her living room.
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Lex Jaeger @lexj.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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