Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My son pointed at our neighbor's ghost decoration and said "MAMA!" if you want to know how pale I am. 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a Steinbeck country native (Salinas) and a certified CheeHead, this news has me squealing! 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Goosebumps” theme song playing in the waiting room at the urgent care 🤌 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Drinking from my Trent Reznor mug and the baby pointed at it and said "Dada," and it's like yes, this is our spiritual father 051
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A “30 for 30” about the last 10 days of my life: moving into a new place, the baby getting Covid at daycare, then all of us getting Covid, then the baby getting a double ear infection and having respiratory issues just in time for his 1st birthday. (We will all be fine, but WOOF) 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I own so many copies and editions of "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek," I owe this woman so much for her glorious writing. I also had no idea Maggie Nelson was her literary executor! Rest in peace, Annie Dillard 🕊️ 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Might make a bot that messages my two BFFs to check in on me when I'm listening to a lot of Fiona Apple. 001
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Being a Clippers fan gets more LOL every day, please someone help 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The (rumored) nicest guy on earth is making a movie of the book written by the (verified) nicest guy on earth!!!!! 130
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026INCREDIBLE!!!! Massive congratulations, Casey! ❤️ 110
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One of the wildest things about motherhood so far is I can smell when my baby is sick 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was arguing with my boyfriend, looked out the window, and saw my neighbors slow dancing in their living room lmao 140
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Why does buying a new shower curtain always trigger an existential crisis for me 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'll just say it feels great not to work for someone spouting absolutely vile shit constantly. 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The funny thing about people who make you sign NDAs is they always tell on themselves worse than I ever could. (Despite muting/blocking, etc, my former employer is coming across my timeline via an article link) 100
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Today the pediatrician said about my baby "He's in the 99th percentile for cuteness; the scale doesn't go to 100" and when I tell you I ate that shit up with a SPOON 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Discovering the epigraph is such a major moment! 130
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It is extremely funny to see my generation as parents. Just saw Rage Against the Machine and Fiona Apple t-shirts at daycare dropoff (I was wearing a David Lynch sweatshirt). 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Proudly responding “He takes after his mother” when the daycare teacher tells me my son had “an emotional day.” 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m in the waiting room for a mammogram and there’s a lady who’s conservatively 97 years old and can’t hear, and they keep asking her “HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD” at top volume and she’s repeatedly responding “never ask a lady her age” 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Two firetrucks of firefighters waving at my baby while he says "TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK" and wiggles in delight, I'm crying my bitch-ass eyes out 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You should talk with my publisher, DT at Rejection Letters! Would be happy to connect you. DM me your email if you want! 120
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My boy turned 10 months old the other day, and oh man, every age has been my favorite age, but this one is in the top 10 for sure. 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Genie: You have three wishes Me: The Ratatat Remixes albums on streaming. Keep the other 2, fam. 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I asked my friend @wailinwong.bsky.social and she said Paper and Pencil is a must for stationery! And then Exile in Bookville on the 2nd floor of the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Ave. "Super cool store with a very thoughtful selection and they also carry vinyl and some Japanese pens & pencils" 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Serj Tankian has a coffee shop near me with the most perfect merch ever if your kid needs an adult size t-shirt or tote bag! kavatcoffee.com/collections/...kavatcoffee.comWAKE UP! 1ST ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I mean, I've never NOT gotten diarrhea from Taco Bell, so props to the CDC and FDA for the tracing work. 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's beautiful, shot in England and some in Scotland, and the men are beautiful too 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Looks like it's free on Pluto TV right now! 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Have you seen "God's Own Country"? Gay shepherd romance (ish) movie! 120
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Sorry, I can't come, my ponytail gave me a headache 000
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I was already rooting for Mexico, but now it's personal. 041
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Filling out daycare forms. One question is “How do you refer to bowel movements at home?” OK well how many characters are allowed in this text box? 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Love when Kraftwerk comes on the playlist and makes me feel like a cute little robot 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The baby now claps every time I change his diaper. 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Nothing makes me feel older than watching the NBA draft. These guys look like my literal 9 month old baby doing the two-people-in-a-trench-coat bit. 020
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 18/06/2026In a 3 day period, my baby got his first tooth and learned how to clap. This kid sends me to the fucking moon on a daily basis. It just keeps getting better 😭 120
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 14/06/2026LA will really use any excuse to set off fireworks -- my neighbors with Lakers flags all over their house and cars are lighting it up for the Knicks lmao 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The worst!!!! The sun is my sworn enemy. 010
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If I became a trillionaire, I would not stay a trillionaire because I'd just...not keep all of that? I also wouldn't be a nazi. 030
Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Who can get a copy of my book to Emily Ratajkowski? 020