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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11h

As a Steinbeck country native (Salinas) and a certified CheeHead, this news has me squealing!

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Goosebumps” theme song playing in the waiting room at the urgent care 🤌

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Drinking from my Trent Reznor mug and the baby pointed at it and said "Dada," and it's like yes, this is our spiritual father

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A “30 for 30” about the last 10 days of my life: moving into a new place, the baby getting Covid at daycare, then all of us getting Covid, then the baby getting a double ear infection and having respiratory issues just in time for his 1st birthday. (We will all be fine, but WOOF)

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I own so many copies and editions of "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek," I owe this woman so much for her glorious writing. I also had no idea Maggie Nelson was her literary executor! Rest in peace, Annie Dillard 🕊️

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Might make a bot that messages my two BFFs to check in on me when I'm listening to a lot of Fiona Apple.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Being a Clippers fan gets more LOL every day, please someone help

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The (rumored) nicest guy on earth is making a movie of the book written by the (verified) nicest guy on earth!!!!!

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One of the wildest things about motherhood so far is I can smell when my baby is sick

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was arguing with my boyfriend, looked out the window, and saw my neighbors slow dancing in their living room lmao

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Why does buying a new shower curtain always trigger an existential crisis for me

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The funny thing about people who make you sign NDAs is they always tell on themselves worse than I ever could. (Despite muting/blocking, etc, my former employer is coming across my timeline via an article link)

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Today the pediatrician said about my baby "He's in the 99th percentile for cuteness; the scale doesn't go to 100" and when I tell you I ate that shit up with a SPOON

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It is extremely funny to see my generation as parents. Just saw Rage Against the Machine and Fiona Apple t-shirts at daycare dropoff (I was wearing a David Lynch sweatshirt).

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Proudly responding “He takes after his mother” when the daycare teacher tells me my son had “an emotional day.”

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m in the waiting room for a mammogram and there’s a lady who’s conservatively 97 years old and can’t hear, and they keep asking her “HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD” at top volume and she’s repeatedly responding “never ask a lady her age”

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Two firetrucks of firefighters waving at my baby while he says "TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK" and wiggles in delight, I'm crying my bitch-ass eyes out

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My boy turned 10 months old the other day, and oh man, every age has been my favorite age, but this one is in the top 10 for sure.

My son, holding a book in front of his face, chunky legs on display.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Genie: You have three wishes Me: The Ratatat Remixes albums on streaming. Keep the other 2, fam.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I mean, I've never NOT gotten diarrhea from Taco Bell, so props to the CDC and FDA for the tracing work.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sorry, I can't come, my ponytail gave me a headache

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was already rooting for Mexico, but now it's personal.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Filling out daycare forms. One question is “How do you refer to bowel movements at home?” OK well how many characters are allowed in this text box?

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Love when Kraftwerk comes on the playlist and makes me feel like a cute little robot

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Nothing makes me feel older than watching the NBA draft. These guys look like my literal 9 month old baby doing the two-people-in-a-trench-coat bit.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

LA will really use any excuse to set off fireworks -- my neighbors with Lakers flags all over their house and cars are lighting it up for the Knicks lmao

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If I became a trillionaire, I would not stay a trillionaire because I'd just...not keep all of that? I also wouldn't be a nazi.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Who can get a copy of my book to Emily Ratajkowski?

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Juuuust got my sick baby to sleep. Time to turn on the game!

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

My coworker and I snuck Kylie Minogue song titles into our 360 feedback of each other 🥰

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Soooo Los Angeles/California....who the fuck are we voting for 😭

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I need to take a bereavement day. The hours I spent here, the gallons of coffee and pea soup I consumed, the pages and pages of books I read at the counter. THE SIGNED PHOTO OF ALF ON THE WALL. 😫

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Yeah I'm at the club* *reading subreddits about back pain

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Being a patient zero would be so embarrassing

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

You know when you forget a hair tie and go about your day feeling like one of those dogs in a hoarder house that gets rescued and they have to cut off 30 pounds of their fur just so they can walk and see again?

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I saw the best indie musicians of my generation destroyed by LiveNation, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the tech jobs at LinkedIn looking for an angry fix

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My phone autocorrected "soul mate" to "soup mate" and actually, I'd rather have one of those

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Being a parent has made me so wonderfully delusional. I just had the earnest thought "Ooh maybe I should pitch a gallery show of a series of photos of my son sleeping on his tummy with his tiny tush up in the air!"

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Had a dream I was frying capers with PJ Harvey

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If you were the disposable camera that I brought to Japan, waited to develop, then packed and stored somewhere "I won't forget" 1.5 years ago when I moved cross country...where would you be

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Just learned my baby's nanny used to be Johnny Ramone's housekeeper

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Our pal @squeakypig.bsky.social is making another indie film! "A man finds himself in a life-or-death, cat-and-mouse game with his new stepdaughter after she reveals she was responsible for a gruesomely brutal act." Support him here: www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...

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Sara by Tex Gresham - Indiegogo

A man finds himself in a life-or-death, cat-and-mouse game with his new stepdaughter after she reveals she was responsible for a gruesomely brutal act.

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Lexi Kent-Monning @lexikentmonning.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Since she's not on social media: Hurley Winkler is doing a monthlong writing residency in a photo booth for the month of April! Goddamn do I love her brain. As always, she has the coolest ideas AND execution. Support and follow her progress here: hurleywinkler.gumroad.com/l/photobooth

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Photo Booth Writer's Residency

THE EXPERIMENTEvery day in April, I’ll walk into a bar in Jacksonville with a notebook in tow, pull back a photo booth’s curtain, and write.I’ll write in the photo booth every day for 30 days straight...

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