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@lexie.land
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 13h
Grug now know how to parse and save rock file to rock server and add file to rock database with SQL query Grug always figured was hard (like rock) but PHP sorta comparable to JavaScript in terms of logic flow, in fact Grug just need to develop familiarity with new syntax
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 16h
resumed learning PHP and SQL again
me wearing a ruffle collar and a clown nose
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 16h
her what got what
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 06/10/2026
my 100th movie of this year being a Charlie Kaufman movie about how pathetic and fat he thinks he is couldn't be more apt
Nicholas Cage as Charlie Kaufman and Meryl Streep as Susan Orlean stand in an elevator.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 24/09/2026
I think I won't make my own dialogue system, there's some perfectly good options in the godot asset store that I can customize to my specifications the demon: FAILURE!!!! FAILURE!!!! FAILURE!!!! FAILURE!!!!
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/09/2026
braindamage from banging my head against an interaction system wall but we move we got press [E] to ReDokuro-chan
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 18/09/2026
got extremely lucky and found a qubeley I didn't have yet AAAAAAAAAA
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 04/09/2026
yea that's right bitch fresh new point-and-click adventure homepage, yes it is completely unuseable on mobile and unfinished and partially broken, ill fix it all, trust the process check this new perpetual work in progress ova at lexie.land/lexieland
jack the bipper, a small cartoon vampire, chilling next to a black and red dilapidated home
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 03/09/2026
why shouldn't a website be a bookcase
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 01/09/2026
finished 'drive your plow over the bones of the dead' now it's high time to engage in some literary self harm
me holding a copy of infinite jest by David Foster Wallace
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/08/2026
moved my blog over to blog.lexie.land for the whole subdomain-ification ive been doing, broke the RSS in the process, so a heads up for the 2 people who use that! currently working on a new post but its a tough one, might scrap it all together but yeah mwah
screencap of my blog page, showing the 6 most recent posts
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/08/2026
time for a new fashion statement
me doing a lil tongue out smile but my teeth are black
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 25/08/2026
I did it
photo of me standing next to a presentation screen, on which a corporate-looking slide is displayed with the text "Visunov OS".

I also look like a stupid E3 asshole, wearing an eSports shirt under a blazer and a donkey kong snapback
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 24/08/2026
can't wait for my steam unc badge to become legal
steam "15 years of service" badge
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 23/08/2026
t-2 hours till I embarrass myself on the presentation stage and get pelted with rotten fruits
selfie, I'm wearing a bit of white foundation with dark goth-y makeup
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 20/08/2026
wonderfluff
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 17/08/2026
not to mention the dial counter, surprisingly crisp green display, turny knobbies, and various in/out ports
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 17/08/2026
travelling 5 hours for this sexy motherfucker like a twink-hungry grindr daddy
DAN-SOUND AV40 Tower cd and cassette player
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 13/08/2026
meeting doodles
2 pages in a small A5 agenda filled with doodles of humanoid cartoon characters
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 11/08/2026
reading Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead by Olga Tokarczuk
picture of the book's contents page, specifically focusing on a chapter called "testosterone autism".
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 09/08/2026
trying to figure out php
an edit of the stephen smith tweet where he says "take a look, y'all:", with a phone picture's file name and no embedded picture.
in this edit the picture file name has been replaced with https://localhost:8000.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 06/08/2026
Riga haunters
a sketchbook spread of various small sketches, mostly heads and faces, drawn during a weekend trip to Riga, Latvia
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 03/08/2026
considering making an asset pack full of doors using the many many pictures of doors I've taken over a few trips and calling it Poppy's Plenty O' Portals
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 02/08/2026
ritualistic purchase of a carton of airport cigs with the funniest available picture
pack of marlboro gold titanium edition. the anti-smokint picture on it is of a lady holding a baby and blowing cigarette smoke straight into its face
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 02/08/2026
this sad little orphan raps on your door and begs you for a hunk of your oldest bread and a slice of your smelliest cheese
me wearing a black Balaklava kind of hood thing idk what it's called
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 01/08/2026
Latvijas Nacionālais mākslas muzejs ik ben in je
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/07/2026
sleeping without my bunny plushie for two nights
stupid little cartoon guy crying as a foot is shoved in their face, they look pathetic as fuck
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/07/2026
rhubarb cider bro I'm never leaving Latvia
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/07/2026
Adolf Hitler Hollander
a bust of some old white guy with the initials A.H. Hollander
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/07/2026
that's right fur trim motherfucker I'm unstoppable
me wearing a hoodie with fur trim around the hood
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/07/2026
working on a new homepage, inspo for which being first person point & click games, consequently the type of game I'm meaning to work on in the near future :-3
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 27/07/2026
she's mobile 'friendly' now she can't hurt you
landing page featuring my sona. elements are shuffled around to accommodate the portrait orientation of a phone screen. It's a bit cluttered but in my opinion it's a vibe.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 27/07/2026
not kidding btw
same sona with her head blown offsame sona with her crotch blown off
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 27/07/2026
website redesign is well underway, you can soon blow my shit smoove off
a sketchy drawing of my sona surrounded by floating boxes containing links to different pages.

under the sona it says "CLICK ITS NOSE TO GO TO LEXIELAND!!!"

the left and right sides of the page have rows of teeth along them.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 26/07/2026
thinking woman's lingerie
mirror selfie of me wearing an old Obey 2 piece tracksuit in dark purplish blue, white, and seafoam green
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 26/07/2026
bug
drawing of a walking cartoon figure of dubious gender identity. it's side view and they're visibly annoyed. Smoking, walking in big strides on long thin legs, wearing a large puffy jacket and a cap
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 25/07/2026
how did i only just now learn about abortable event listeners? I've been trying to concoct a way to 'get rid' of listeners for the entirety of the development of visunov??? self-studying webdev is such a FUCK!!!
code snippet from MDN docs, with parts circled in red and question marks and exclamation marks added for comedic purpose.

the snippet reads: controller.abort(); // remove listener after value reaches "three"
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/07/2026
Meme of that weird badly hair-cut looking dog with the caption he made a x so y even his z wants to alpha

This iteration of the meme reads "he made a autistic meltdown so undiagnosed even his employer wants to assess him" in a variety of fonts and colours with a bunch of emojis. The dog is edited to have shitty khaki work pants, a clown nose, and a mcdonalds employee hat and portophone.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/07/2026
make movie night more exciting by dressing up as a crow cultist and throwing playing cards at your partner until they knock you out then, lootdrop this printout so they can pick a movie for you two to watch if they skip you have to kill yourself
choose a card HUD elements from slay the spire. the three cards are edited to instead be movies. from left to right the movies, with card effects, are:
1. We're all going to the world's fair
description: become a sad, sad little faggot
2. Riddick
description: Immediate: bald cap
3. No Other Choice
description: Feel the death of western cinema through expert Korean film making.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 19/07/2026
dressing like a faggot pirate today, having a laugh
chest-high selfie of me as a faggot pirate (layered pearl necklaces and whatnot with a dark brown blouse)
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 19/07/2026
the boxes also contained this little thingamajig, a sort of editing bay for viewing, cutting, and glueing film :D now to find a spot for all of this stuff,.,,,guh...
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 19/07/2026
aside from projecting onto its built-in screen it ofc also projects onto surfaces, given that the room is dark enough (and it needs to be quite dark) also worth mentioning this thing is loud as FUCKKKKK
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 19/07/2026
the Eumig R2000 Instaprojection film projector! dug from my grandparents' garage, around half a century old, still perfectly functional and fun to use!!! looking forward to playing with this more with my own film n such, after digitizing these holiday tapes for my family
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 17/07/2026
new hair
bathroom mirror pic of myself. Hair is now a mixture of dark brown and coppery red.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 14/07/2026
got my paws on tattooing gear, if you want sepsis hit my line
a fake skin with a bunch of practice lines and drawings on it, at varying levels of saturation and patchiness
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 14/07/2026
desk cleaning at uni and came across this little freak. what the hell. I want to adopt him
desk with many doodles on ita little stubby paper mache'd guy, kind of resembles a low poly 3d model of a baby with a bald adult man head
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 11/07/2026
im a machine that turns free time into self-imposed deadlines ( #tyvnj2 entry coming soon )
my sweaty ass flexing in a shitty webcam with fl studio in the background
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 11/07/2026
finally building gunpla again, gundam nobell and her berserker mode!
gundam nobell and gundam nobell berserker mode throwing peace signs, posed together like they're a pop girl duo
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 07/07/2026
new jackass and a Helen Levitt exhibit, entering my consumption arc
black and white photograph by Helen Levitt - chalk drawing by a child which says "button to secret passage press", next to a drawn buttonblack and white photograph by Helen Levitt - two masked children, one halfway up a tree and the other standing next to itblack and white photograph by Helen Levitt - child masked by draped fabric, brandishing a fake knifeblack and white photograph by Helen Levitt - child with a toy gun serving 1930s chic
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 03/07/2026
its amazing what a tranny can do with a stapler a knife and amphetamines
a spread of CLICKY! magazines on a wooden desk, about 50 of them.
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