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LEXIE!

@lexie.land
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🔞 | she/it | Obsessive Multimedia Tinkerer 🤡 play my games: shoebby.itch.io 🎪 visit lexie.land today!

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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 24/09/2026
I think I won't make my own dialogue system, there's some perfectly good options in the godot asset store that I can customize to my specifications the demon: FAILURE!!!! FAILURE!!!! FAILURE!!!! FAILURE!!!!
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 23/09/2026
What I've Learned Today Is - Godot Signals Are Events - Godot Globals Are Singletons - Godot Interfaces Are Not Interfaces - Godot's C# Signal Implementation Is As Rich And Pleasurable As The Health Benefits Of E. Coli
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/09/2026
braindamage from banging my head against an interaction system wall but we move we got press [E] to ReDokuro-chan
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 18/09/2026
got extremely lucky and found a qubeley I didn't have yet AAAAAAAAAA
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 10/09/2026
LLM sommelier who can identify the LLM and its year/version by how it generates a Sopranos script
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 08/09/2026
get on the fina buddy, or else the hairline gets it
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 04/09/2026
yea that's right bitch fresh new point-and-click adventure homepage, yes it is completely unuseable on mobile and unfinished and partially broken, ill fix it all, trust the process check this new perpetual work in progress ova at lexie.land/lexieland
jack the bipper, a small cartoon vampire, chilling next to a black and red dilapidated home
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 04/09/2026
raak kinderheroïne
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 03/09/2026
why shouldn't a website be a bookcase
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 01/09/2026
plug with a pwyw business model
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 01/09/2026
finished 'drive your plow over the bones of the dead' now it's high time to engage in some literary self harm
me holding a copy of infinite jest by David Foster Wallace
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/08/2026
moved my blog over to blog.lexie.land for the whole subdomain-ification ive been doing, broke the RSS in the process, so a heads up for the 2 people who use that! currently working on a new post but its a tough one, might scrap it all together but yeah mwah
screencap of my blog page, showing the 6 most recent posts
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/08/2026
hospital so Dutch even the IV drip sends you a tikkie
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/08/2026
hospital so schwäbisch they got the bloodschorle iv drip
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/08/2026
hospital so German even the IV drip is sparkling
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/08/2026
time for a new fashion statement
me doing a lil tongue out smile but my teeth are black
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 27/08/2026
weinig mensen weten dat er een Haarlemse uitgave van Donald Duck is waarin ze met kanker schelden
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 25/08/2026
this whole am I autistic or not thing got me feeling like Megan in the first 15 mins of but I'm a cheerleader
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 24/08/2026
can't wait for my steam unc badge to become legal
steam "15 years of service" badge
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 24/08/2026
I registered for a sole proprietorship and now my soul feels permanently tainted, fondled and molested by the invisible hand
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 23/08/2026
t-2 hours till I embarrass myself on the presentation stage and get pelted with rotten fruits
selfie, I'm wearing a bit of white foundation with dark goth-y makeup
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 21/08/2026
heavily debating doing my presentation in E3 presenter drag with the like classic blazer + gaming shirt combo, maybe even a donkey kong snapback
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 17/08/2026
travelling 5 hours for this sexy motherfucker like a twink-hungry grindr daddy
DAN-SOUND AV40 Tower cd and cassette player
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 13/08/2026
meeting doodles
2 pages in a small A5 agenda filled with doodles of humanoid cartoon characters
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 11/08/2026
reading Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead by Olga Tokarczuk
picture of the book's contents page, specifically focusing on a chapter called "testosterone autism".
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 09/08/2026
trying to figure out php
an edit of the stephen smith tweet where he says "take a look, y'all:", with a phone picture's file name and no embedded picture.
in this edit the picture file name has been replaced with https://localhost:8000.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 06/08/2026
Riga haunters
a sketchbook spread of various small sketches, mostly heads and faces, drawn during a weekend trip to Riga, Latvia
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 06/08/2026
slitherlink mobile game I've been playing for like 5 years recently shadowdropped a new grid pattern and I figure this must be what fandom feels like
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 03/08/2026
considering making an asset pack full of doors using the many many pictures of doors I've taken over a few trips and calling it Poppy's Plenty O' Portals
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 02/08/2026
ritualistic purchase of a carton of airport cigs with the funniest available picture
pack of marlboro gold titanium edition. the anti-smokint picture on it is of a lady holding a baby and blowing cigarette smoke straight into its face
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 02/08/2026
this sad little orphan raps on your door and begs you for a hunk of your oldest bread and a slice of your smelliest cheese
me wearing a black Balaklava kind of hood thing idk what it's called
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 01/08/2026
Latvijas Nacionālais mākslas muzejs ik ben in je
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/07/2026
sleeping without my bunny plushie for two nights
stupid little cartoon guy crying as a foot is shoved in their face, they look pathetic as fuck
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/07/2026
rhubarb cider bro I'm never leaving Latvia
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 31/07/2026
Adolf Hitler Hollander
a bust of some old white guy with the initials A.H. Hollander
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/07/2026
that's right fur trim motherfucker I'm unstoppable
me wearing a hoodie with fur trim around the hood
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 30/07/2026
working on a new homepage, inspo for which being first person point & click games, consequently the type of game I'm meaning to work on in the near future :-3
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 27/07/2026
she's mobile 'friendly' now she can't hurt you
landing page featuring my sona. elements are shuffled around to accommodate the portrait orientation of a phone screen. It's a bit cluttered but in my opinion it's a vibe.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 27/07/2026
website redesign is well underway, you can soon blow my shit smoove off
a sketchy drawing of my sona surrounded by floating boxes containing links to different pages.

under the sona it says "CLICK ITS NOSE TO GO TO LEXIELAND!!!"

the left and right sides of the page have rows of teeth along them.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 26/07/2026
thinking woman's lingerie
mirror selfie of me wearing an old Obey 2 piece tracksuit in dark purplish blue, white, and seafoam green
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 26/07/2026
bug
drawing of a walking cartoon figure of dubious gender identity. it's side view and they're visibly annoyed. Smoking, walking in big strides on long thin legs, wearing a large puffy jacket and a cap
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 26/07/2026
portfolio as my first mobile-friendly webpage, feelin crazy hireable rn lexie.land/portfolio.html
lexie.land
LexieLand - Portfolio
Portfolio of Alexandria Franka Maria van Eekelen, a game and narrative designer based in the Netherlands.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 25/07/2026
how did i only just now learn about abortable event listeners? I've been trying to concoct a way to 'get rid' of listeners for the entirety of the development of visunov??? self-studying webdev is such a FUCK!!!
code snippet from MDN docs, with parts circled in red and question marks and exclamation marks added for comedic purpose.

the snippet reads: controller.abort(); // remove listener after value reaches "three"
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/07/2026
Meme of that weird badly hair-cut looking dog with the caption he made a x so y even his z wants to alpha

This iteration of the meme reads "he made a autistic meltdown so undiagnosed even his employer wants to assess him" in a variety of fonts and colours with a bunch of emojis. The dog is edited to have shitty khaki work pants, a clown nose, and a mcdonalds employee hat and portophone.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/07/2026
make movie night more exciting by dressing up as a crow cultist and throwing playing cards at your partner until they knock you out then, lootdrop this printout so they can pick a movie for you two to watch if they skip you have to kill yourself
choose a card HUD elements from slay the spire. the three cards are edited to instead be movies. from left to right the movies, with card effects, are:
1. We're all going to the world's fair
description: become a sad, sad little faggot
2. Riddick
description: Immediate: bald cap
3. No Other Choice
description: Feel the death of western cinema through expert Korean film making.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 22/07/2026
kamernet tenant rights lawyer utrecht fridge ikea nhentai wikifeet emergency podotherapist utrecht how to unnook fridge fridge drip pan where fridge condensation where rotting corpse smell kitchen good edm reddit error5 deadmau5 dead mouse hiding spots nhentai rotting corpse smell rotting meat smell
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 19/07/2026
dressing like a faggot pirate today, having a laugh
chest-high selfie of me as a faggot pirate (layered pearl necklaces and whatnot with a dark brown blouse)
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 19/07/2026
the Eumig R2000 Instaprojection film projector! dug from my grandparents' garage, around half a century old, still perfectly functional and fun to use!!! looking forward to playing with this more with my own film n such, after digitizing these holiday tapes for my family
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 17/07/2026
new hair
bathroom mirror pic of myself. Hair is now a mixture of dark brown and coppery red.
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LEXIE! @lexie.land · 14/07/2026
got my paws on tattooing gear, if you want sepsis hit my line
a fake skin with a bunch of practice lines and drawings on it, at varying levels of saturation and patchiness
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