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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026

Oh no. I've got a little bit of cheese on my salticrax

Salticrax with cheese on

Cracker on a white plate with a little bit of cheese on. The cracker says "salticrax".

Its funny because salticrx sounds like salty cracks which sounds like a sweaty bottom and I am very much a child.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 07/03/2026

The Lindor Balls Pick 'n' Mix in the Berlin Lindt shop on our travels last year

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 01/03/2026

I'm not sure if this is chance or if Kobo/BookBub are doing some A grade trolling, but these two offers were top (next to each other) on my daily email. Both now purchased.

Screenshot of a book offer in an email. Nobody's Girl by Virginia Roberts Giuffre

Screenshot of a book offer in an email. Entitled by Andrew Lownie

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Black and white photo of a waterfall in the woods. Long exposure to make the water like vertical lines

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026

No Dan. Please, no. My liver can't take this and work are starting to notice that I've not been sober for like 9 months.... ....oh go on then. Just one more.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 17/02/2026

I'm genuinely gobsmacked. I don't "do" colours

Colour game score 46.91/50. Suspiciously accurate. We're going to need to see your browser history. You ranked 2,212 out of 70,236

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 17/02/2026

Turns out I’m bad at remembering colors. 46.9/50. Worse than you? dialed.gg

5 colours and a score for remembering them

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 16/02/2026

Pass it along; let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory Erm..it's not much help, so here's a couple more for context.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 15/02/2026

I see your Angry Critic ironing board and raise you a Happy Smash Martian ironing board.

An ironing board that looks a lot like a Smash Martian.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 15/02/2026

So it does seem to be an aesthetic that has a market. I quite like this bed sheet. It has a very Crimean War Infirmary vibe.

A Union Jack bed sheet product photo from Amazon. It looks like it's covered in questionable bodily fluid stains.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 14/02/2026

Still trying to understand this one. Is that a Union Jack duvet? Thats been shat on? Many times?

An filthy racist idiot wearing a Union Jack as a cape. The flag appears the have been dragged out of a rottweiler's arse after a particularly heavy night on the Pedigree Chum. Then slung on some goon's shoulders in an act of self hate.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 14/02/2026

Are you attracted to people who dont know how to put books on a shelf?

Revealed: The 36 questions that can make you fall in love with ANYONE within 45 minutes
And a photo of two people on a sofa with shelves behind.

Yes. You're right. This house clearly belongs to one of them and that person thinks it's OK to to scatter books around the shelves in little collections of 5 or 6 books and put them WITH THE PAGES EDGES FACING OUT. Only an idiot would do this. This is both chaotic and unlawful. You really do not want to fall in love with this person. The accepted methods are:

Presentation
1) Mainly vertical but some horizontal stacking to use up all the space. Spine facing out
2) Vertical only. No stacking. Spine edge facing out. All spines read in the same direction.
3) Double stacking. Emergencies only, although it is generally accepted that most housing is unable to accommodate anything other than an emergency collection.

Order
1) Random
or
2) grouped by genre
and/or
3) grouped author
and/or
4) grouped title

Relevance of other properties
1) Colour. None. Just stop it
2) Size (height). Minor. Acceptable if shelf height is an issue but must then be ordered using the same system.
3) Width and depth. None. Why would this be useful?
4) Word/page count. Are you insane?
5) Emotional connection. Acceptable for a subset of books but this must be it own collection and kept separate to the main collection.
6) Price. Only if you allow strangers to wander into your living room without invitation and buy your books. However, given your idiotic system you must (without complaint) help people find the books they're after.
7) Smell. Only acceptable as part of an emotional connection sub collection.
8) Publication date. Recommended as a sub-grouping system (e.g. a book series when already ordered by genre and author) or for specialist collections.

Simple. I hope that clears things up for everyone.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 14/02/2026

OK. Here's my "funny" screen grab of how I saw your post in my time line.

Two bluesky posts. The first is a roses are red joke. The next is someone expressing hate of roses are red jokes. Unreleated to each other and next to each other by chance.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 04/02/2026

I'm not sure how to explain this. It doesn't shout "cosy" to me. More....two person sex bath with handy voyeur viewing area?

A bath with a glass side panel and head rests at each end

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 24/01/2026

I'm sorry, but you've made a mistake. The Google search result is showing you the thread creation date. The thread is from 5 days ago, not the image. Please consider deleting this post. Its not helpful to share misinformation.

Google search results for weekly discussion megathread showing the most recent thread date.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 22/01/2026

Share a photo of mountains that you’ve taken

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 19/01/2026

I'm getting in on this evening's #aurora action! Not as magical as I expected tbh. Looks not dissimilar to low cloud. I'm not sure what you're all getting worked up about.

A photo of tonight's aurora. In the foreground is a typical mid 80s UK housing estate in low cloud. There's an aurora in the sky.

Unfortunately you cant see the aurora because of the low cloud.

The rest of the country assures me it's there and it's amazing.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 11/01/2026

The boy (11) is watching Mr Bean. He's paused it to ask me what's going on. I've had to explain about TV aerials, tunning in, static and coin operated electricity meters. I never expected it to age so much.

Our TV showing Mr Bean. His in a contorted position lying across a chair trying to tune in his new TV.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 09/01/2026

@samdeane.bsky.social You are the best! Now I need to negotiate with @akbea.bsky.social about acquiring a box of quality street so we can eat everything except.....???....which ones do we need to not eat so we can reciprocate?

The best pile of quality street toffees.....EVER!

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 07/01/2026

I'm sorry to do this, but.....well....watch....or should I say....listen.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 03/01/2026

Great to see Dame Judy Dench living her best life. I've always said she'd make a wicked centre forward.

Photo of the Channel 4 program guide. A photo of Dame Judy Dench next to the following programme descriotion:

9:00pm - 10:00pm
Live Football: Mali v Tunisia
Judi Dench turns history detective to find out: did her ancestor meet William Shakespeare?

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 31/12/2025

Pictures of the staff who operate my account

The cast of Bottom. Ritchie's bottom is on fire. Eddie, Dave & Spudgun look on with mild amusement.

The cast of Black Books. Bernard, Manny & Fran are gathered round the desk/table/cash register, drinking wine (obviously). Bernard and Fran are listening to some mad rubbish that Manny is saying. There's a customer in the background, but who really cares about him (I mean, im sure his friends and family do, but as far as the plot goes hes just peice of set decoration).

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 28/12/2025

I've Just remembered this from Christmas dinner. Me, @akbea.bsky.social, the boy (11) and my mum (78). Luckily, I think only I heard Mum trying to identify this cracker gift. "Is it a butt plug?" I had to explain (and demo) how a wine bottle stopper works. Raises questions I don't want to hear.

A chrome effect wine bottle stopper. Basically a cone with a sphere stuck on the wide end and two rubber o-rings part way down the cone. I'm not an expert but I imagine the cone is too pointy to make for a safe but plug.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 25/12/2025

Hi, Amazon here. It's Christmas Day, so why not think about work for a while. Home is work. Work is home. Work.

A screenshot of a mobile phone notification from Amazon dated Thur 25 Dec. "Visit the Work from Home store". Has a stock photo of someone working from home.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 13/12/2025

Im an atheist too, Fuffy, and have issues with the history and practices of many organised religions. But that doesn't make everyone assorted bad. Dan and company do amazing work for those left behind. So here @fuffy52.bsky.social , I've fixed it for you. I've dedicated my donation to you.

Screenshot of my donation dedicated to Fuffy442 because theyre being a prick of the highest order.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 27/11/2025

You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. Man, I am not happy about this!

A child's stretchy man toy in a rack model made by my boy. There is quite o lot of red felt tio depicting blood. Lovely.

This was a school project. The previous one was a pillory. If he comes back with an Iron maiden I'm going to have to make enquiries.

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 26/11/2025

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 23/11/2025

When I tried to check my assumption I got a rather curious collection of words from the AI Bilge Machine I'm not sure how pleased HappyToast is going to be with these "HappyToast with custard" connotations.

Screenshot of the "AI Overview" when searching Google for "happytoast custard is a morning drink". Its says:

The notion of "Happy Toast" with custard is associated with specific food dishes and not typically a morning drink

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 23/11/2025

Maybe.. I've recently discovered a penchant for @happytoast.co.uk stickers.

Photo of my laptop with stickers on.

Raspbery Pi
GitKraken
Gamesir
Several @happytoast (Bottom, Blackadder, Trump/joke)
Peak Design
A bat
Arrowsocks
"Custard is a morning drink" (I think thats from @happytoast but cant quite recall)
MongoDb

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 06/11/2025

I have no idea. But thought 10 mins internet sleuthing might be fun. Are any of these of use?

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025

Took the boy to see Gladiators being filmed earlier this year. This was literally part of the entertainment while set changes happened. Blokes being "dragged" out of the audience to have a go.

A man in a yellow tshirt extending a yellow tape measure about 4 meters up in the air. He's on the edge of a TV set floor in a spotlight with cameraman filming and presenter talking into a mic

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The man in the corner @lexidays.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025

I honestly thought this was a wind up, but Googled it. It's full of manly engineering and volcano and precious metals and...checks notes...fungus.

Screen shot of product page for Jax Sheets 2.0

"Engineered using:
Silver
Micro ceramics
Volcanic ash
Mushroom grass
Coconut charcoal
Phase changing material
And more"

The "and more" clearly means more made to bullshit to grift money from manly men who don't feel manly using unmanly sheets like a normal....man.

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