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@lexi.flowers
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Cybersecurity degree apprentice at Pearson. Interests include climate, narrowboats, canals, wildlife, and constitutional democracy. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌎❤️ Manchester sipping that gender fluid 🥤 (they(/she)) lexi.flowers

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lexi @lexi.flowers · 30/09/2026
⊹ ࣪ ˖☆⋆。𖦹°‧★ upcoming digital underground, cloud rap and hyperpop night in Manchester ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★~ www.thedeafinstitute.co.uk/event/digi-h...
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DIGI: Hyperpop, Digicore, Cloud Rap Club Night - The Deaf Institute
⊹ ࣪ ˖☆⋆。𖦹°‧★ digi ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★⊹ ࣪ ˖  hyperpop : digicore : cloud rap club night friday 20th november 2026 manchester  the deaf institute doors @ 11pm 18+ No Future DJs are taking over with a night dedicate...
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 30/09/2026
homobloc 2026 was wonderfully weird and queer and whimsical…… <3
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 23/09/2026
step 1: archive food hygiene rating data: begun FOI request for historical FSA data: www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/hist... daily archiver of live FSA data: github.com/lexiflowers/...
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 22/09/2026
Your domain is on its way
Your domain is ready. Manage this domain, deploy a site with Workers, or search for your next domain.

worstfoodhygieneratings.co.uk
View invoice / Manage
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 18/09/2026
i have found myself in the sad position of having a twilio phone number for automated sms/call send/receive and not enough silly ideas of what to use it for
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 16/09/2026
…I do hope they only released a limited number of tickets and there will still be some left in the actual sale
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 16/09/2026
I think charli just sold out co-op live in the first 30 minutes of a presale
Ticketmaster Charli xcx seat selection - only one section leftTicketmaster Charli xcx seat selection - in the one remaining section there is only one seat left and it's a companion seat
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/09/2026
I could not put down Fawn by C.N. Vair! An enchanted, potent story of the steps a wildlife rehabilitator must take to protect her sanctuary. Bursting with feminine rage, and emotionally devastating when it needs to be. Fiercely recommend.
A Palma 2 Pro colour e-ink smartphone displays front cover of Fawn by C.N. Vair. It rests on a wooden table alongside a white Magic Keyboard and a pink heart necklace.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/08/2026
enjoying the phone and am reading SO much, but the camera on this thing is not great. 1 - takes ages to focus on a subject (and can often fail to do so) and 2 - bad at scenes with massive lighting contrasts or low light
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/08/2026
thanks! I will be sure to write an update :)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/08/2026
the nokia did not work out. life depends on too many smart things it would seem. time for attempt #2: an e-ink phone (plus short blog post to go along with it) felixweber.co.uk/eink/smartph...
A BOOX Palma 2 Pro phone displaying the blog post from felixweber.co.uk of my experience of using the very same phone as an iPhone replacement.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 25/08/2026
i love the part of my job which includes making absurd cybersecurity training videos
Blue text on top of a video of coral reef - “even though fish are very pretty,”Blue text on top of a video of coral reef - “they cannot send emails.” and below, “(they do not have fingers to type them with)”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/08/2026
camping trip to the peaks with @moss-meister.bsky.social
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 14/08/2026
today I remembered after five minutes of blasting a block of frozen soup in the microwave that microwaves do not melt ice 
a very frozen block of mushroom and haggis soup sat sort of on top of a plastic tub, inside a microwave
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 13/08/2026
thank you for the reminder
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 13/08/2026
absolutely! feels like a continuous “what’s new this week” haha
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 13/08/2026
that was quick
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 13/08/2026
my iphone no longer recognises my face (shape) after a month of E
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 12/08/2026
@moss-meister.bsky.social and i (painfully, sorry eyes) viewing the solar eclipse through four pairs of sunglasses and a pair of IPL goggles
the greaseproof paper screen of a cardboard pinhole projector with a crescent sun on itthe greaseproof paper screen of a cardboard pinhole projector with a crescent sun on it - better exposed, clearermoss wearing five pairs of glasses to look at the sun through (we know this is not good for your eyes)two cardboard pinhole projectors held by our hands side by side pointed at the solar eclipse
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 08/08/2026
hahaha it is a small phone, yes. sick of big phones. it's only been a day or so, but I find myself no longer wasting time on my phone; instead, reading, or playing piano, in the in-between-periods
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 07/08/2026
new phone :)
a shiny metallic pink nokia 225 (4g) (2024) held in my hand. it’s playing Kim Petras’ “03. I Like Your Look.mp3” with album artwork over bluetooth to my headphones (thanks itunes for letting me buy music and using the files freely)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 06/08/2026
update
an update to the eBay messages with the seller of Used Jam Jar With Lid Containing Rainwater

you: “Hello. What”

i_bolly: “It’s niche”

you: “Absolutely no chance of postage?”

i_bolly: “I’ll happily post at cost”

i_bolly: “I'II even include a handwritten sticker saying unadvisable substitute for distilled water and full details of the jar and the rainwater provenance and background story”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
£0.11 starting bid tho
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
it’s collection only (in somewhere called Princes Risborough) :c
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
eBay, you have a new message

i_bolly:
'It's niche.'

You:
'Hello. What'

Used jam jar with lid containing rainwater
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
i have purchased a pressure canner to can things like stews and soups and stock. i then realised i have a sad lack of jars. so, while browsing jars from the local The Range, it surprised me to find that jars are more expensive empty than with jam in them (49p for jar w/ jam vs £1.50/empty jar…)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/08/2026
mmm yes. yum. painting the kitchen today - it is hungry work - think I will have the same!
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
ahh thank you! it smells so strongly of hair dye that i have a headache now but worth it 😎
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
this is 100% true
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
bee network bus in pride livery (better view)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
femme presenting on the bee network pride bus 🫶
double decker yellow bee network bus (number 126) in pride liveryfelix sat on a bus with shiny metallic purple hair and face mask (not shaved half my face for electrolysis appt)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
lemon and ginger tea is so good 🫖
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
discovered a secret hideaway with peg dog this morning
a silver-coloured pond in a forestthe same silver pond in the forest from the mud bank on the other sidetop down view of peg dog head with a burry spider on her head looking at somethingldeg pog with boots on a gravel path looking at grass thinking “yummy grass”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/07/2026
absolutely yea! my electrologist gave me some sterex aloe vera which is basically magic
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/07/2026
poor thing :( the face fuzz is never welcome. i previously used a £10 IPL from ebay but found it just made it patchy rather than thinner. resorted to wearing a face mask when the shaving didn’t cut it (ha) (the amount of people who take offence at someone wearing a face mask is crazy!)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/07/2026
unfortunately not an induction mug, but this sounds like a fantastic project…
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/07/2026
needed
one of the large sports direct mugs with two teabags (yorkshire tea obviously) and boiling water in. it’s sat on an electric hob
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/07/2026
it is becoming difficult to bear! the doggies, garden plants, and me sat on a stifling bus for an hour are not a fan either 😔
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/07/2026
facial hair electrolysis is soso great. feels very strange, like you have little lightning strikes under your skin
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
i was amazed that peg took to them so well - every time i put them on her she stands in shock for a few seconds and then forgets she is wearing them
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
doggy shoes 🥿
A black greyhound on a pink lead wearing red shoes. she is smelling a treeA black greyhound on a pink lead wearing red shoes. she is smelling the ground next to a tree
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
lol @ knowing i pass in public bc the local youth take the piss out of my dog’s shoes rather than me 🥰
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
pleasantly surprised today with my boss using they/them pronouns for me in my performance review. maybe it's the makeup and nails i show off in the weekly catch-ups
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British Hedgehog Preservation Society @hedgehogsociety.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Have you spotted or heard hedgehogs doing this in your garden? In the mating season males may be attracted by the different smell of females & commence a rather prolonged & noisy courtship - which includes a lot of circling & huffing! 📹 Simone
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 26/07/2026
i would *not* be trusting these handwritten notes when it’s 240V AC 😭
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/07/2026
these were an absolute twat to put up. but listening to kim petras at full volume on the speakers they now support makes all worth it
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/07/2026
this is sketchy as fuck, but it looks pretty cool at least
Two homemade corner shelves. One is larger, and about a metre higher than the lower one. 

The lower one holds a huge Yamaha MSP10 speaker with a spider plant on top in a red kidney beans tin. The lower shelf is supported on its front two chamfered corners with hemp rope extending up to the top shelf. 

It looks rather precarious.
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
Meme, 4 quadrants, black text on white background in left column images in right column 

Transmasc binder : a picture of a white human torso wearing a chest binder to keep breasts from showing through clothes.

Transfem binder : a picture of a binder full of pages of magic the gathering cards, in a 6x6 grid.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 23/07/2026
think this is the best one i have seen so far
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
foolproof 👍
Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust
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