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@lexi.flowers
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Cybersecurity degree apprentice at Pearson. Interests include climate, narrowboats, canals, wildlife, and constitutional democracy. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌎❤️ Manchester she/they lexi.flowers

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lexi @lexi.flowers · 06/10/2026
super queer event this friday in mcr!! at the last one, i found myself having purchased this… uhm… thing ra.co/events/2503156
A sock puppet with very long limbs in a leopard print. It has a face that is sort of monkey-like and red button eyes. 

It is sat on a yellow floating shelf in the shape of a long hashtag. The shelf also contains:
• Some Lego minifigures
• More soft toys
• A bunch of Wii games, including Lego Batman: The Videogame and Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 30/09/2026
homobloc 2026 was wonderfully weird and queer and whimsical…… <3
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 22/09/2026
Your domain is on its way
Your domain is ready. Manage this domain, deploy a site with Workers, or search for your next domain.

worstfoodhygieneratings.co.uk
View invoice / Manage
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 16/09/2026
I think charli just sold out co-op live in the first 30 minutes of a presale
Ticketmaster Charli xcx seat selection - only one section leftTicketmaster Charli xcx seat selection - in the one remaining section there is only one seat left and it's a companion seat
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/09/2026
I could not put down Fawn by C.N. Vair! An enchanted, potent story of the steps a wildlife rehabilitator must take to protect her sanctuary. Bursting with feminine rage, and emotionally devastating when it needs to be. Fiercely recommend.
A Palma 2 Pro colour e-ink smartphone displays front cover of Fawn by C.N. Vair. It rests on a wooden table alongside a white Magic Keyboard and a pink heart necklace.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/08/2026
enjoying the phone and am reading SO much, but the camera on this thing is not great. 1 - takes ages to focus on a subject (and can often fail to do so) and 2 - bad at scenes with massive lighting contrasts or low light
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/08/2026
the nokia did not work out. life depends on too many smart things it would seem. time for attempt #2: an e-ink phone (plus short blog post to go along with it) felixweber.co.uk/eink/smartph...
A BOOX Palma 2 Pro phone displaying the blog post from felixweber.co.uk of my experience of using the very same phone as an iPhone replacement.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 25/08/2026
i love the part of my job which includes making absurd cybersecurity training videos
Blue text on top of a video of coral reef - “even though fish are very pretty,”Blue text on top of a video of coral reef - “they cannot send emails.” and below, “(they do not have fingers to type them with)”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/08/2026
camping trip to the peaks with @moss-meister.bsky.social
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 14/08/2026
today I remembered after five minutes of blasting a block of frozen soup in the microwave that microwaves do not melt ice 
a very frozen block of mushroom and haggis soup sat sort of on top of a plastic tub, inside a microwave
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 12/08/2026
@moss-meister.bsky.social and i (painfully, sorry eyes) viewing the solar eclipse through four pairs of sunglasses and a pair of IPL goggles
the greaseproof paper screen of a cardboard pinhole projector with a crescent sun on itthe greaseproof paper screen of a cardboard pinhole projector with a crescent sun on it - better exposed, clearermoss wearing five pairs of glasses to look at the sun through (we know this is not good for your eyes)two cardboard pinhole projectors held by our hands side by side pointed at the solar eclipse
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 07/08/2026
new phone :)
a shiny metallic pink nokia 225 (4g) (2024) held in my hand. it’s playing Kim Petras’ “03. I Like Your Look.mp3” with album artwork over bluetooth to my headphones (thanks itunes for letting me buy music and using the files freely)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 06/08/2026
update
an update to the eBay messages with the seller of Used Jam Jar With Lid Containing Rainwater

you: “Hello. What”

i_bolly: “It’s niche”

you: “Absolutely no chance of postage?”

i_bolly: “I’ll happily post at cost”

i_bolly: “I'II even include a handwritten sticker saying unadvisable substitute for distilled water and full details of the jar and the rainwater provenance and background story”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
eBay, you have a new message

i_bolly:
'It's niche.'

You:
'Hello. What'

Used jam jar with lid containing rainwater
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
bee network bus in pride livery (better view)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
femme presenting on the bee network pride bus 🫶
double decker yellow bee network bus (number 126) in pride liveryfelix sat on a bus with shiny metallic purple hair and face mask (not shaved half my face for electrolysis appt)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
discovered a secret hideaway with peg dog this morning
a silver-coloured pond in a forestthe same silver pond in the forest from the mud bank on the other sidetop down view of peg dog head with a burry spider on her head looking at somethingldeg pog with boots on a gravel path looking at grass thinking “yummy grass”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/07/2026
needed
one of the large sports direct mugs with two teabags (yorkshire tea obviously) and boiling water in. it’s sat on an electric hob
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
doggy shoes 🥿
A black greyhound on a pink lead wearing red shoes. she is smelling a treeA black greyhound on a pink lead wearing red shoes. she is smelling the ground next to a tree
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/07/2026
this is sketchy as fuck, but it looks pretty cool at least
Two homemade corner shelves. One is larger, and about a metre higher than the lower one. 

The lower one holds a huge Yamaha MSP10 speaker with a spider plant on top in a red kidney beans tin. The lower shelf is supported on its front two chamfered corners with hemp rope extending up to the top shelf. 

It looks rather precarious.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 21/07/2026
first time I have seen an emoji used in an NHS website
"Application sent! 🎉

Please make a note of this reference number:"
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 14/07/2026
EMFCamp advert leaflets sorted ✅
Four leaflets of size 4x6 inches, which are two 4x6 photo papers cut in the middle halfway and fitted together to make an X-shape:

1. The first one says: 'Listen to recordings from Mars. Call ROVER on 76837.'
2. The second one says: 'MusicJam. Play music together.'
3. The third one says: 'Call YADIRF on 92373' on the top, and 'Call FRIDAY on 37329' on the bottom.
4. The fourth one says: 'WE CHANGE ANY NAME - 6263 (NAME) '
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 09/07/2026
i have propagated a peg dog.
A wooden framed flower bed in a garden, half filled with soil (it is yet to receive more soil and any plants). peg dog (my lovely greyhound) has decided to lie in it.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 07/07/2026
EMFCamp posters printed and ready to stick to unsuspecting portaloos and notice boards
poster
“listen to aliens
call ALIEN on
25436”

[two doodled aliens (green and purple) sat at a camping table with camping chairs on the moon with beers in front of their ms paint house saying “we are aliens :3” and “i do not know how to use a phone because i am an alien :c”poster
“listen to
recordings
from mars
call ROVER on
76837”

picture of perseverance 2020 and insight lander
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/07/2026
yamaha mspspspsps
wooden built-in office desk with a Yamaha MSP10 Studio, Yamaha MSP7 Studio, and Yamaha MSP5 stacked on top of one another. There is a nasturtium plant (‘Blue Pepe’) in a pot in the foreground.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 04/07/2026
I have been told that Taking Over The World Needs A Vagina Museum is a must-see
Taking Over The World Needs A Vagina Museum
Talk by EMF Enjoyer
A large, hacky, microphone array, an FPGA, verilog, high-speed USB, lots of glowy lightsSo - how and why you should be in bed
Talk by EMF Enjoyer
Get onboard for an adventure in setting up tents and connecting up to a general audience, but gives real lessons for any prior programming or hardware experience. Or
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/07/2026
picked up a pair of old Yamaha MSP10 Studios and i am in love
a Yamaha Clavinova CVP-207 digital piano with a MacBook Pro and two huge black Yamaha MSP10 Studio monitor speakers sat on it
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/06/2026
my new grindr bio has resulted in approx. 100x the messages in a day
grindr profile screenshot of felix’s profile. it consists so far of a mirror selfie of felix in a white dress with a tight sharp collar, medium cup fake titties, irresistible pigtails, makeup. picture 2/5grindr profile screenshot- felix 22

about me:

I am looking for an Antonov An-22 “Antei” Four-Engine Turboprop Military Transport Aircraft.

No, they are not my tits.

—
my tags are censored out in this screenshot, apart from diy, music, hiking, and direct.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 20/06/2026
got the first prototype of steerable-suspension-auto-shopping-assistant-robot wheels at least looking like they are working!!
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 17/06/2026
woo yay music with Tildagons. let's make some beats 🎶
Email from Electromagnetic Field
To: Felix Weber

Your Electromagnetic Field 2026 installation "Make Music with Tildagons" has been accepted!

We'll be in contact shortly to check how you'd like it to be listed in the schedule as well as to confirm some other details with you.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 11/06/2026
hello i am in the third dimension
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 10/06/2026
this comment on an article about EVs has made my day
Comment from “Manzikert”: “Why can't EVs have two batteries with different charging ports? Then if you want to charge up quickly then you simply plug both in.”

Reply from “MatthiasL”: “good thing you are not in engineering”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 06/06/2026
today at The Range: DUCK and “England Coloured Hairspray”
A bronze duck statue garden ornament sat on wooden decking in an outdoor garden centre. Its price tag label has simply the word DUCK in full capital letters, with £39.99 underneath.A cardboard box of white and red hairspray bottles. The cardboard box is labelled England Coloured Hairspray, rather than England Flag Coloured Hairspray, red and white England hairspray, etc. No, just England Coloured.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/05/2026
progress so far on the robot shopping assistant- - xbox kinetic v1 and v2 janked and USBified so bobot has eyes and knows where he is going and doesn’t crash (by accident anyway) - hoverboard arrived - shopping basket is still here
An Xbox One Kinect V2 sensor bar connected to a MacBook. One of the screens of the setup computer has four panels:

1. The top left is the black and white infrared view that the Xbox Kinect sensor sees.
2. The bottom left is an RGB standard camera-type view.
3. The bottom right is a black and white depth map that the sensor creates for a 3D visualisation.
4. The top right is a sort of mix between the depth map and the RGB.

For context, the connecting of the sensor bar to USB is a very janked job, with each USB 3.0 wire individually soldered and held in place with cloth tape and hope.an Xbox 360 Kinetic (v1) bar sat on a very messy desk with its light on. The wiring job for this one was just as awful, just fewer wires (USB 2.0)A window on my Mac desktop with the left panel being a depth map created of the space that the Xbox 360 Kinect sensor sees, and the right panel being a black and white image that it sees.A white Fusion hoverboard on a carpet (my living room) and my leg in the bottom left
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/05/2026
let’s see if i can turn some old hoverboards into a bleep blorp four wheel-legged robot that carries shopping for me
screenshot of eBay purchases page. on it is a sparkly pink second hand hoverboard “6.5" Electric Hoverboard Self Balancing Scooter LED Bluetooth Balance Board” for £27.50, a “HIGH TORQUE METAL GEAR SERVOS DIGITAL RC CARS BOATS ROBOTS” for £22.99, and an “Original 6.5" Fusion Electric Scooter Swegway” for £59.26
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/05/2026
the description for this Homobase Tap Connector with Clamp is bonkers. also have a new jet washer and it is so much fun
Front of a homebase tap connector with clamprear of the packet of the homebase tap connector with clamp. the description reads:

WARNING: Use responsibly. Take care around electrics.
This incredible Outside Tap Connector with Clamp means attaching a hose to your garden has never been simpler. An essential tool to keep your plants looking fabulous and hydrated, this connector is a simple accessory to help attach your garden hose to your tap allowing you to keep your garden in tip-top condition.A Mac Allister M3 power washer stood outside the back door having been just used and slightly covered in mud
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 01/05/2026
wormery magic. these wicked worms have turned smelly food waste 💩 into lovely (and odourless) compost!!
two green plastic boxes side by side. the left one is full of food waste (potato peelings, tea leaves, tea bags, broccoli) and the right one is half-full of soil and worms! (the one on the right is half-full because the worms digest all the food waste and it takes less volume when they poop it out 💩 in compost form.)worm compost in green tub. lots of wormies. some broken eggshells which haven’t been processed yetclose up of the worm compost. it is moist, thick, rich compost
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 30/04/2026
Tildagon MIDI controller with accelerometer-based pitch bend and modulation! Super low latency thanks to ESP-NOW and a receiver running on an ESP32-C6. Hoping to set up a Tildagon MIDI music installation at EMF2026 for people to make a bit of music together!
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 26/04/2026
@oggcamp.org thank you for an awesome camp!! see you next year ❤️
Michael from Collabora Online presenting in front of a purple slide which says “we do things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy”. Large audience.two strips of raffle tickets in my handA blue graph of the XMPP network on a presenter slideA present a slide saying “what’s next? OggCamp-Next - Want to get involved? @oggcamp@mastodon.social or contact@oggcamp.org
Hotel bar is open until 10pm, food until 9pm”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/04/2026
toilet accessory idea: buoy-style ducks that float around and are attached to a suction cup on the bottom of the toilet and you have some little friends when you are doing a poo
professional cross-section diagram of two nice little ducks having a nice time floating in a toilet, chained to suction cups on the bottom of the toilet
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/04/2026
hamburger
Email from Felix to support@nominate.com
Subject 'Price Request for er Domains'
Body:

Hello,


I am enquiring about an .er domain assignment.

I would be interested in the price of the domain `hamburg.er`.


Yours faithfully,

Felix Weber
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/04/2026
wanting 1000mm wibbly wobbly googly eyes rn
eBay listing for 100-1000mm WIBBLY WOBBLY GOOGLY EYES. CRAFTS, STICK ON STICKERS SELF ADHESIVE. £3.89 to £35.99. The listing is actually for 6mm to 20mm googly eyes but they’ve somehow managed to put 1000 mm in their listing title
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 18/04/2026
I have set up my new mini thermal printer to print a random wikiHow article image for me and my partner to enjoy every hour. I’m treating it as a horoscope
mini thermal label printer with eyes drawn on in sharpie. It has a print hanging out of it of a wikiHow image: a man holding his fingers up to their temples and on the right hand side is a woman doing yoga
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 16/04/2026
picked up a portable label printer but it only works with an awful app. so am reverse-engineering its bluetooth commands to be able to print from a potato(/raspberry pi to be able to print stupid stuff automatically)
a 10cmx10cm little thermal label printer. It has a printed thermal label hanging out of it of a meme where a Barbie is on the page and there is text over her that says, 'I am manifesting $$$ so much money $$$'
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 16/04/2026
more boooooks. one day i will get through them all. Vurt is crazy!
Four books on a wooden desk:
1. Vurt by Jeff Noon
2. Neuromancer by William Gibson
3. Eastern Standard Tribe by Cory Doctorow
4. The Age of Diagnosis by Suzanne O'Sullivan
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/03/2026
think my deg pog is broken
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/03/2026
replaced the nickel flatwound strings of my fretless bass with nylon flatwounds and they sound insane! so warm and deep, it feels like a double bass and sounds so mellow and inviting.
A blue-bodied fretless bass guitar with black nylon flatwound strings sat on a piano stool in front of the piano. Its flat fretboard has lighter wood inset where the frets used to be.close up of the black nylon flat wound strings on the bass guitar.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 25/03/2026
of course my 11-year-old apple tv HD decides to stop playing anything literally six hours after I order a newer model on ebay
an Apple TV HD fourth generation connected to a MacBook which is restoring it using Apple configurator

(ordered a new one bc old thing can’t really play h265 encoded media so well)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/03/2026
super excited to be reading this. on such a pixar/animation high at the moment
The Art of Pixar
The Complete Colorscripts and Select Art from 25 Years of Animation
By Amid Amidi
Foreword by John Lasseter
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 17/03/2026
doggies appear displeased to be attending my solo bass concert
deg pog (black greyhound) and amby (red lab) on cozy sofa in living room. destroyed dog toy on floor. felix pov holding a fretless bass guitar
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