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Alex Beal 🆎

@lexb.bsky.social
122 followers 658 following 97 posts

senior staff blade runner. big tech cyberpunk. proud member of the brotherhood of technologists. @beala on twitter.

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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Software engineering is my passion.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Those new service sector jobs...
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
24 minute video on this guy's collection to weird green fans. An AI could never.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Classic comic book style in super hero suits. (Yeah that's definitely my physique.)
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Asked for Calvin and Hobbes but getting Tintin vibes.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"In the style of pokemon" 😵
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It's over, my friends.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oh yeah, OpenAI has been cooking.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Rumors of RSS's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Look at all these big beautiful feeds. Everything I've tried has worked. Bless the webdevs keeping the dream alive.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Which way western man?
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Up late rolling out a patch for slop.js again.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This vuln was in the code for... years? Then it was reported and it took the nextjs team two weeks to triage it? The nextjs team is not exactly beating the allegations.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Your frontend dev moments before dropping the spinning AI singularity cone.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
That said, guzzling fructose does seem to be harmful, but I don't think it's believed to be the main cause.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
There's this common folk belief about type 2 diabetes that it's caused by eating too much sugar, but afaict that's not the mainstream view among people who actually research it. The mainstream view is that it's caused by excess calories, fat (especially visceral fat), and genetics.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The key to a great dinner party is to send out a list of topics beforehand and moderate a single conversation? Idk I just scored 22 on that autism quiz and this is too autistic even for me.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Lmaooooo I didn't even think I was answering that autistically. But I guess that's exactly what an autist would say.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I'm back on bsky, baby.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
bro why are my wires magnetic. copper isn't magnetic. 😭
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
gm
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What the hell is going on with diethylene glycol?
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Located a list of all the fatal mishaps. Seems like not a great place to work! blog.nuclearsecrecy.com/2015/02/13/h...
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
What the hell was going on at Los Alamos? Imagine two dozen of your coworkers dying over a period of 3 years from accidental gunfire, poisoned wine, and uhhh intentionally making plutonium go critical with your bare hands.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Threads is the wildest. I'd just write unhinged posts to my 30 followers and the algorithm would blast it to 50,000 turbonormies and absolutely gigafry them.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We got em folks.
The 1278 people who said they utterly loathed AI art (score of 1 on a 1-5 Likert scale) still preferred AI paintings to humans when they didn't know which were which (the #1 and #2 paintings most often selected as their favorite were still AI, as were 50% of their top ten).
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There's this old Reader's Digest article (1997) about this that's always haunted me, and it sounds like 27 years later, it's still a minefield. notes.bayesup.date/Daily+Links/...
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Little update on how this post is doing over on threads dot net.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Threads is such a weird vibe. Almost 300 million users, most of them completely unprepared for social media.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I can't believe RFK Jr is hosting Vibecamp 2025.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My plan to save America.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Sorry boss. Can't make it in today. Feeling under the weather. I know horrible timing. Ok yup I'll see you in a couple days.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Me, moments before requesting changes.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
My dentist took molds of my teeth and gave them to me!? I feel like I need to do something with them. But what? Mount them as a desk ornament? Make one of those chattering teeth toys but with my actual teeth?!
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