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Alex Beal 🆎

@lexb.bsky.social
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senior staff blade runner. big tech cyberpunk. proud member of the brotherhood of technologists. @beala on twitter.

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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Software engineering is my passion.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
24 minute video on this guy's collection to weird green fans. An AI could never.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oh yeah, OpenAI has been cooking.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Rumors of RSS's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Look at all these big beautiful feeds. Everything I've tried has worked. Bless the webdevs keeping the dream alive.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Which way western man?
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
> Procrastination is ok. You just need to harness it to productive ends. All right smart guy. How do I harness endlessly doom scrolling social media to productive ends?
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It's whitepill monday, folks.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Tabarrok: In this post I will argue that the truth of the lab leak hypothesis does matter. Cowen: In Haiti, I was robbed at gunpoint. Someone tried to steal my car. So I guess it wasn't so dangerous after all. The spicy macaw tripe was the best I've had. In line at the airport, I met Elvis.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Up late rolling out a patch for slop.js again.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Broooo just add the magic http header and skip any nextjs middleware you want. How is web dev such slop. zhero-web-sec.github.io/research-and...
zhero-web-sec.github.io
Next.js and the corrupt middleware: the authorizing artifact
CVE-2025-29927
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Your frontend dev moments before dropping the spinning AI singularity cone.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You, a normie: I have no idea when to use o3-mini-high or o1. Me, a connoisseur: the o3-mini-high is really more of a sativa. Very cerebral. Gets those creative juices flowing. o1 is more of a body high. Couch locked, contemplating the universe.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I've been asked on several occasions why ReadIt.bot doesn't have an all-you-can-eat subscription option. It seems like many people don't know that all-you-can-eat subs are often a bad deal. The problem is that it's like a game of "split the check" where everyone sitting at your table is a stranger.
readit.bot
Read It
Use advanced AI text-to-speech to easily turn your newsletters and articles into a podcast feed.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
There's this common folk belief about type 2 diabetes that it's caused by eating too much sugar, but afaict that's not the mainstream view among people who actually research it. The mainstream view is that it's caused by excess calories, fat (especially visceral fat), and genetics.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The key to a great dinner party is to send out a list of topics beforehand and moderate a single conversation? Idk I just scored 22 on that autism quiz and this is too autistic even for me.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Lmaooooo I didn't even think I was answering that autistically. But I guess that's exactly what an autist would say.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I think I've developed some sort of neck injury from reading on my phone too much. Clearly, a life of the mind has taken its toll (scrolling shit posts for 8 hours a day).
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Time traveling to 2012 and trying to explain that the lizardmen aren't real but there is a pseudo anonymous account called catturd that controls the federal government.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Setting up a self-hosted rss feed reader and having my secretary print out my emails. I've been radicalized.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I'm back on bsky, baby.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
bro why are my wires magnetic. copper isn't magnetic. 😭
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A tagging service that tags duplicates tweets with the original. Is this something?
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A blocklist for blockers that don't block themselves.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
gm
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What the hell is going on with diethylene glycol?
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
What the hell was going on at Los Alamos? Imagine two dozen of your coworkers dying over a period of 3 years from accidental gunfire, poisoned wine, and uhhh intentionally making plutonium go critical with your bare hands.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Threads is the wildest. I'd just write unhinged posts to my 30 followers and the algorithm would blast it to 50,000 turbonormies and absolutely gigafry them.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 07/11/2024
TPOT: This Part Of Terra go.bsky.app/THUtunT
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Threads? X? Bluesky? I can't choose. I just love them all so much.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We got em folks.
The 1278 people who said they utterly loathed AI art (score of 1 on a 1-5 Likert scale) still preferred AI paintings to humans when they didn't know which were which (the #1 and #2 paintings most often selected as their favorite were still AI, as were 50% of their top ten).
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I've been slowly increasing the playback speed of Cocomelon, preparing my toddler for his birthright, being an infovore knowledge worker.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm not saying dentistry is fake, but it's also not exactly beating the allegations. www.thestudiesshowpod.com/p/episode-56...
thestudiesshowpod.com
Episode 56: Water fluoridation and dentistry
Listen now | Please listen to this podcast at 2:30 (tooth-hurty)
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Coldness be my god.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
On the one hand, nothing ever happens. On the other hand:
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Quick, toot toot mcgloot bsky, get him while his power level is low.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What's your favorite free macos app for accessing the OpenAI/Anthropic API directly? Pal on iOS is pretty good, but still haven't found a good solution for macos.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Little update on how this post is doing over on threads dot net.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Threads is such a weird vibe. Almost 300 million users, most of them completely unprepared for social media.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Went down a YT rabbit hole on cave diving/caving disasters and I don't think Nutty Putty memes will ever hit the same again.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I can't believe RFK Jr is hosting Vibecamp 2025.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you're going to let your kiddo watch TV, Peppa Pig is a pretty great option because they'll start picking up British English phrases like elevator -> lift and Santa -> Father Christmas.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My plan to save America.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
You natty bro? This PR smells like juice. Lemme see your eyes. Yeah I thought so. Don't let management find out.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
"The die is cast" I mutter to myself as I ask the AI to generate my new pfp ("futuristic, cinematic, dark, hacker, disheveled") and begin my cyberpunk shit posting arc.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Got my COVID and flu boosters. I can feel my power level increasing. Sounds have color. Everything glows and shimmers. I can taste all 12 dimensions. Bowel movements extremely regular.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Oh you were promoted to staff in 2020? Adjusted for inflation, you're actually an L2, sorry.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Sorry boss. Can't make it in today. Feeling under the weather. I know horrible timing. Ok yup I'll see you in a couple days.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
The optimum environment for coding is a relentless sonic assault on the ears. I've fine tuned this for maximum productivity. spotify.link/XyqaeVxyyDb
spotify.link
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Anyone know where the scratch problems are on leetcode? I want to get my 18 month old started.
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Alex Beal 🆎 @lexb.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Might fuck around and start a YouTube channel.
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