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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hand at a protest holding up a sign that says "[citation needed]"
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating hallucination from Google's AI today:
Google query: can you store wegovy tablets in the refrigerator?

AI Overview: "Wegovy is only available as an injection pen, not as a tablet."
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shift the focus of comparison a couple degrees of separation, and you can capture more of the northern state activity. This is a map of active Ku Klux Klan chapters in 2016.
SPLC map of active Ku Klux Klan chapters in 2016. There's heavy Klan activity across the former Confederate States of America, but rising up significantly into the Midwest and Pennsylvania, with small pockets on the Pacific Coast.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the most likely guy for this to happen to tbh
dril tweet: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh yeah, for sure, and I would describe myself as a leftist on most issues, so this is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Here on Bluesky, we honor the most time-honored leftist tradition of all: in-fighting
College kids gathered around a pair of lobsters on the floor as if they are staging a fight. Each kid and lobster is labeled "leftists"
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lionel Hutz's business card, new text reads "End the forever wars? No, more dead troops!"
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Robespierre with glowing eyes
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's strange as a set of "facts", but is perfectly consistent when understood as the excuses of a narcissistic personality.
Text of "A Narcissist's Prayer":

That didn't happen
And if it did, it wasn't that bad
And if it was, that's not a big deal
And if it is, that's not my fault
And if it was, I didn't mean it
And if I did,
You deserved it.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ken really is not dodging the "obsessed with Bluesky" allegations
@dril: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that I got mad
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tweet by lauren/@NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Know the Work Rules meme. 
Top panel: a handsome guy says "26 + 6 = 1" (Irish republican catchphrase) to a charmed woman. 
Bottom panel: an ugly guy says "we just want Ireland back" to the same woman, who is now calling Human Resources to complain
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Know the Work Rules meme. 
Top panel: a handsome guy says "26 + 6 = 1" (Irish republican catchphrase) to a charmed woman. 
Bottom panel: an ugly guy says "we just want Ireland back" (white supremacist chud catchphrase) to the same woman, who is now calling Human Resources to complain
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
www.tavernresearch.com/research-and...
Tavern Research poll conducted after Kate's Platner allegations. Both Platner and Mills run ahead of Collins, but Mills is 1 point further ahead of Platner (52/48 vs 51/49)
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A bunch of ladies in MAGA hats screaming at a political rally. They are holding "WOMEN for TRUMP" signs
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm sorry, but if this is meaningfully stealing Patagonia's IP, then Patagonia just owns any reference to the Patagonia Range, and I think that's bullshit. Call me a numpty all you want, I'd rather be a numpty than a stooge.
Patagonia Cerveza brand. Patagonia called this trademark violation because it uses the name of the mountain range the company was based out of, and also uses mountain iconography
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
He'll enjoy an early lead and boatloads of press coverage, fizzle out, and withdraw from the primary on the evening of Super Tuesday
Painting of Babe Ruth calling the home run he's about to hit in the 1932 World Series
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Therapist: "Hoe President Newsom isn't real, he can't hurt you." Hoe President Newsom:
The Young Lincoln (James Lee Hansen, 1941). A statue of a young Abraham Lincoln with no shoes, no shirt, and slightly pulling down the waistband of his pants. He has Gavin Newsom's slicked-back hairstyle.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
American Liberty still hangs by a thread by the grace that Her saboteurs are incompetents to a man.
Ukrainian soldier looks to camera saying "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Such a good game of chess I feel like @sarahz.bsky.social
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Happy birthday Max! I highly recommend Kirkland's dental chews for maintaining his teeth. My 9-year-old has pretty good teeth from chewing bully sticks, but my vet recommended enzymatic chews, and they have been super effective at reducing tartar. These are much less expensive than Greenies, too.
Product phrograph. for Kirkland Dental Chews. The dog treats are green, nubby, and vaguely shaped like a toothbrush.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Her nickname is Ms. Poops if that's anything
Tan and white dog sitting on a leather couch with a pink leash trailing off to the left. Her back is flopped onto the back of the couch so that her tummy is exposed and her front paws are held up. She looks at the camera nervously.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys rules, and I am not afraid to admit it
Album artwork for My Chemical Romance's 2010 album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys"

Look alive, sunshine
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Oh yeah, and I don't mean to accuse you of anything. It's just that even Rufo's (very racist) reporting describes it as around the median for the accepted cohort. To the point we should care at all about a rejected student's SAT scores, we should at least not accidentally misrepresent them.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I do not understand why Greenblatt has not been publicly asked to reconcile his support for the administration and its use of hate numerology as identified by his own organization in its "combating antisemitism" EO
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
> POTUS and his richest oligarch are fighting over a bill that will gut healthcare > Inflame rift by drawing public attention to it > Allow internal chaos and disunity to kill the bad bill that guts healthcare > Save health coverage for 10-15 million Americans
Stonks meme, but the guy is in front of a US flag and the text reads "Politiscian"
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If I were a political reporter, I would simply not trust the earnestness of an administration that saved the Nazi Number executive order for "combating antisemitism"
Header of Executive Order 14188: "Additional Measures To Combat Anti-Semitism". 14 and 88 are widespread numeric signifiers for white supremacists, especially in online communities.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I'll take that bet. Here are those last four videos. Go ahead and either show evidence of these allegations or back off with the accusations.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
He did not. He has never so much as mentioned Lenin or the soviets in his videos. When I took the time to look this up and found nothing but a handful of discussion threads on Reddit, I asked Kraut to back this claim up with evidence. He has studiously ignored that request.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
When the republic has no virtue
Robespierre with glowing red eyes
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My man, if you think tongue-in-cheek commentary should be taken 100% seriously, then you need to be a lot more careful about what you're posting
@jrlondergan.bsky.social post calling for terrorism directed against the DNC headquarters. This is not a serious post and should not be construed as a legitimate terroristic threat.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Zoey @this week
Dog with a pink leash. She is sitting on a couch on her back launches with her front paws in front of her. She is looking into the camera like an offended white lady.
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The stonks meme. Man in a business suit with a weird mannequin-looking head smiling at an upward arrow in front of a spreadsheet background. In bold letters: "stonks"
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
mfw I see my beautiful wife walk into our apartment
Picture of a dog. The camera flash and blur from movement makes the dog's eyes look bugged out like a cartoon character who has just seen a beautiful woman.
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