Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 9mI feel like Matt the obnoxious is going to be at the party. 110 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 47mStep inside we're going for a magic ride going toward the other side where only rainbows hide 220 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 55mLittle Country pizza in Exeter, RI. Pasquale's in Narragansett. We need to try at least one of them next weekend. 110 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 57mI'm heading to a retirement party for one of my coworkers in about an hour and this is officially the last time I commit to anything prior to the day of the event. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 1hI'm only here occasionally and I wasn't sure what you were even talking about but I do pay attention occasionally. Was I correct? 110 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 2hI just called the customer service line for the company that makes Pringles in case you're wondering where I'm at in life. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 18hTalk to me like I just landed here from all the planet. Can they see me on the ESPN app for four hours every night? 020 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 18hThere's a television in my new office and I downloaded the ESPN app so I can watch the games while I'm working and I'm guessing this is going to get shut down because they're going to see me on their network but if any of you nerds want to tell me how it actually works I would appreciate it. 120 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 19hNothing. I would just keep my life exactly the same without having to go to work. Maybe some fancy booze. Oh yeah, someone to clean the dog shit up. Maybe a drum set. 020 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 19hI ordered 300 business cards to hand out on Halloween. That way the parents will know where to find me when their kids come home with kazoos and harmonicas. 040 4
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Have a cup of tea. It's relaxing and it can stimulate your brain. Some teas actually keep your mind limber and can help stop memory loss and even improve your memory. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Tea is good idea. I know there are teas that help keep your mind limber and can stop memory loss and actually improve your memory (something smoking weed definitely doesn't do). Also, there are some teas that keep your mind limber and can stop memory loss and actually improve your memory. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm not traveling the 15 minutes it would take me to get to Market Basket. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I don't even know what that is and I want it. 000 0
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Some lady (she's probably 30 years younger than me me but I'll still call her a lady) walked by my house today and she said "I like your pumpkin!" and I replied "Have you seen it lit up yet?" And she literally gasped and said, "NO! It lights up?" And that's how I made a new friend today. 2130 13
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yeah, I'm in. Fucking awesome. I tried to listen without the visual but that was definitly what I was looking for. 110 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I met Ike Willis one time and he was really nice to me. He played the part of Joe on Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage album. His voice was beautiful (listen to Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up). The perfect balance of honey and gravel. I will always love that guy. Anyway, I love everybody. Especially you. 020 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is Joe's Garage weather. Not the song, the album. 220 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I always wanted to be the guy who hung on to the back of the garbage truck. Turns out I'm driving that motherfucker. Overachiever. 120 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comFrank Zappa: It's Always a PossibilityALT: Frank Zappa: It's Always a Possibility 020 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don't really like Led Zeppelin. I never did. As a 56 year old white guy, can you do that? 030 3
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It's just like American Thanksgiving except the PM doesn't embarrass himself and all of his citizens with a rant about something stupid. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Have you ever gotten shitfaced and then tried to quietly cook something while every other person in the house is sleeping? I can't believe how loud everything is. I'm stirring pasta and it sounds like there's a cement mixer in my living room. Okay I'll check back in later. 040 4
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That was the year I discovered the greatest artist that ever walked the earth. Over-Nite Sensation. Also a top ten album cover. 040 4
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I used to have a Leatherman and I have no idea what happened to it. Good for pulling stuff off you though. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I would like to point out (24 hours later) that I might have been a bit hasty with the pliers. 100 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026For sure. Maybe the entire Ruben and the Jets album. 120 2
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Frank Zappa's "Sharleena" is an excellent song to confuse your parents with. 130 3
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I had no dog in the fight so it was exciting for me. 010 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I sat down and watched the last two minutes. Worth it. 110 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah, Schneider is The Coffin. It's sunk in the ground. I used to have season tickets. If you sit in the front row your feet are at the top of the boards. It's a great place to see a game. 110 1
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is that the coffin? It really is the best arena to watch a hockey game. 100 1
