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Les Lim

@lesmana.bsky.social
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I’m just here to awooooooo at exactly 1pm on select Wednesdays

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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 13h
That’s the screenshot that finally got me to subscribe
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 20h
awoooooooooooooooo
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, @startribune.com. This is absolutely irresponsible and needs an immediate retraction. Refuting your own headline right in the story.
Police: Shooting at Eden Prairie homecoming game was gang-related
Police did not specifically say that Somali gangs were involved, but Rep. Tom Emmer and others posted on social media calling the incident a “Somali gang crime.” This summer, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher issued a public warning of what he described as a surge of violence involving Somali gangs.
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They should absolutely keep featuring Naz Reid, though
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel dumb for watching that video to the end, waiting for it to change
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
such a pathetic loser, truly god’s plan for her
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
show me a picture of the block
Sports headline over picture of JJ McCarthy with text: 
“NFL Week 3 Fallout
The Giants are making a blockbuster QB trade after improving to 2-1.”
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
specifically for me, I will get fucked up (gastrointestinally) for Tillamook Peaches & Cream ice cream
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SUSA also had Angie Craig with a 2% lead over Peggy going into the primary: kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
kstp.com
KSTP/SurveyUSA poll: Demuth closing on Lindell, Craig up on Flanagan in final pre-primary poll
Lisa Demuth and Angie Craig in favorable positions over Mike Lindell and Peggy Flanagan? Results of a new KSTP/SurveyUSA poll just days before the primary.
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
does Gary Larson understand how curlers work? do *I* understand how curlers work??
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ooh, I have not had mine long enough to need to wash it yet. “unconditionally” may have been a tad hasty
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
update: I got one off ebay for a modest discount, I love it unconditionally
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“inner city Minneapolis” - is that part of Uptown?
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BREAKING: football scientists have just discovered a novel form of bullshit
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
to work with the City and our community to examine policies to better prevent shootings like this from happening again."' -Minneapolis House Delegation
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
have loudly and clearly voiced their desire for common sense gun violence prevention policies including those to more easily remove firearms from dangerous individuals. As more context of this shooting emerges we will continue
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
shame that this tragic event occurred, particularly in a vibrant neighborhood which has seen improvements in public safety thanks to strong community action. While many details are still unknown, we do know that gun violence and domestic violence is all too common. Our residents
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Carlton Johnson, was also killed. No one should have this happen in their home, and we offer our hearts to the victims and their loved ones. We are grateful for the swift action of first responders to restore safety to the area and render aid at great personal risk. It is a terrible
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Text: Minnesota DFL Statement on Shooting Near Loring Park "We are horrified and heartbroken by the shooting incident at Shoreline Apartments which resulted in the deaths of residents Muse Abdi Afrah and Dale Henry Spry and six others wounded, including three officers. The gunman,
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like a tailgate?
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bonus aWOOOOOOO 🚨
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SW metro went awoo
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
awwwWWOOOOOOOOOO
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was right where you were standing earlier today and had some of the same thoughts. This place in particular got hit hard during Metro Surge.
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can vouch for this particular queer sex shop, it’ll draw a hallelujah out of you
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I, too, am surprised you have never awarded a prize to a queer sex shop
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
aw man if USA TODAY came up with this joke already it must be lame
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
On the plus side, we get to replace the mnemonic HOMES with SHAME
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
gotta show your work for that <1g of dietary fiber
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the serving suggestion for a carton of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream bars is ONE CARTON
The nutrition facts panel on the side of a box of ice cream bars: 
Nutrition Facts
1 serving per container
Serving size
1 carton (246g)
Calories Per carton: 850; Per bar: 210
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’ll trade you Jake Lang for Christian Castro
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I fundamentally do not understand what McAfee’s actual talents are
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
is this even a sandal? is it possibly a sandwich??
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No data centers in Ward 13, then?
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“preparing” does not prepare one for watching this video
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
dog… body?
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ok grandpa let’s get you to bed
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am immediately transported back to halcyon days of youth, shagging baseballs into the tall corn, adjusting my 6-game parlay on the FanDuel app with my 2-liter of MD
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I want a Bearaby Tree Napper so bad
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I saw it in 7 days a wet eldritch mayor is going to crawl out of my phone screen and embarrass me to death
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Are you sure the key is not reparable? Keycaps are typically designed to be removable for cleaning.
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why do we still need news choppers in the era of drones? Isn’t surveillance supposed to be quiet?
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
bring ya ass
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess we know how much a patriotic millionaire is worth
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A couple candidates for MN Secretary of State really want to bring back the old Minnesota flag
Wendy
Phillips
Secretary of State
BRING BACK OUR FLAG
(picture of racist old flag)Tad Jude
Trust the Vote
(picture of racist old flag)
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOtwo
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
aWwwOOOOOOOOOO
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
looks like maybe they’ve taken it down
Screenshot of survey page, but it only says “Welcome” twice with a green checkmark
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
meme image of a club scene where a man is talking directly into the ear of a disinterested-looking woman
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Les Lim @lesmana.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Other teams can claim him as a waiver pickup to join their MLB roster. If no team claims him, the Tigers can offer him a spot in Toledo, which he can decline to become a free agent.
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