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Leo Volf

@leovolf.bsky.social
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Dog dad. Failed comedian musician and actor. Did I mention I have a dog?

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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Listen, it’s pretty simple. I just want America to be a country of traditional values. Stuff like a nuclear family, home ownership, and making sure that Saudia Arabia has a significant financial stake in every single thing I enjoy.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Listen, I’m pretty apolitical, but both sides are bad. Granted, I’m not the biggest fan of Trump trying to create a new world order and fundamentally change every aspect of civil society in his corrupt image. But on the other hand, Kamala was annoying and a bitch. Two sides of the same coin.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Listen, it’s pretty simple. I just want America to be a country of traditional values. Stuff like a nuclear family, home ownership, and making sure that Saudia Arabia has a significant financial stake in every single thing I enjoy.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Only then, will there be cries of “but the Constitution” by conservatives and actual rulings to make sure this never happens again.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The immigrant parents of every high profile Republican, like Marco Rubio, need to have their citizenship questioned and investigated. It is on them to prove that they entered the country legally. If there is any discrepancy, their citizenship should be contested and revoked.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The next time Clarence Thomas has a hunting trip with Harlan Crow they need to be rounded up, put in an unmarked van and sent to whatever random state’s detention center. Of course they’ll have every opportunity to simply prove their citizenship and let the courts go to work…but until then good luck
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Like most “conservative” thought and policy there won’t be any change unless the specific individuals feel the consequences of their policy. That means if/when the next administration takes power there should be immigration raids on some neil gorsuch speaking engagements.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
not trying to be political, but the White House Rose garden is looking good!
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
the correct answer is obviously the ai generated summary of wabi.tv
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
the internet in 2025: do i trust the ai generated summary from wabi.tv? google maps? lol 🤷‍♂️ the official usps website?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
looking forward to a future where i browse my brand new john deere ipad looking at the latest chevrolet fridge
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
if this was a just world, this shit would be turned on some trump admin ghouls whenever the next regime comes around. “hey tom homan, the sec of state thinks you’re a terrorist. good luck proving your citizenship from the el salvadorian prison. oh you are one? oopsie, guess that’s collateral!”
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They’re literally the marks for AI sales people. They take every AI demo at face value and assume it’s only going to get better, rather than the demo is a con aimed specifically at suckers like them.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
the cynical strategy here is to just blatantly lie to fox news viewers using the typical fox news boogeyman discourse to justify gutting social security. unfortunately for us, the president, is one of those viewers, and will buy this hook line and sinker.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I remember seeing a doc with SBF brainstorming ideas of how to handle the investigation at the time. One of the bullet points was to pivot to MAGA, which he obviously did not do, but clearly considered.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
unfortunately there are no exceptions to acab
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
that’s the scandal, that the richest man in the world with billions in contracts with the us gov is personally somehow cutting federal funding. it doesn’t matter if his previous contracts with us gov are all kosher. the moment he made up his own govt agency it all became outrageously corrupt.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
to the point that this was prior to trump admin, which is fair, but it’s also before musk somehow became the arbitrator of federal funding and has been claiming “fraud” for every dollar he doesn’t like.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
in a diff administration $400m for armored teslas might not be a big deal or worthy of scandal, yet we live in 2025 where the richest man in the world and beneficiary of the $400m contract has been decreed as the master of coin and is personally picking and choosing which line items to “delete”
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
spaceX is obviously propped up by public funds. peter thiel's company, palantir, is entirely reliant on government contracts. if the pentagon budget had any oversight these dudes would be running MLMs
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the idea that these tech guys are opposed to "government waste" is so completely fucking ridiculous. they feast on government waste. DOD budgets are a bloated mess. the pentagon has failed 7 straight audits. the big beneficiaries are tech companies providing defense services.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
there needs to be a thorough audit of the massive fraud happening on top of elon musk’s head
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
NAL, but wouldn’t this be a pretty convincing and substantial part of Adams’ defense argument in court? DOJ is essentially asking for a bribe.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
seems like a good argument on his behalf to have the charges dismissed by some reasonable judge.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i don’t think anyone is rooting for adams in any capacity but isn’t his best move to tell trump to pound sand and if/when they decide to bring back charges to use this fiasco during trial. “the doj didn’t think this was corrupt when they needed me”. would be uphill clim for doj lawyers.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
cry harder libs! biden and hunter did burisma so that means anyone i like gets to do infinite corruption!
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the constitutional scholars have logged on
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the racists in the public eye of any other era of our country, wouldn’t dare openly say anything close to that kid, because even they knew it makes them utterly disqualified from most things, but now we have the vice president ready to come to blows for this kid’s right to say he hates indians.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
their whole movement is aggressively trying to gaslight america into redefining what being a good or bad person is. a “kid” saying “i am a racist” is a pretty big deal in any other setting other than maga and deserves pretty swift intervention.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“Also, it turns out Elon has a bunch of financial ties to CHINA and he was a democrat until recently”
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“they went way outside the scope of the beautiful and very legal doge executive order and started compromising the treasury’s systems. maybe the fbi, nsa, and doj should take a look at what they actually were doing. maybe pardons were promised on your behalf without your knowledge, sir!”
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
the trump world people that detest elon (calling steve bannon) need to get in trumps ear that he actually has tremendous leverage over elon, after this cyber kids stunt.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
in home alone it’s never really explained why kevin knows how to and is so good at setting booby traps and that’s because he’s simply a vicious blood thirsty killer
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
is every dog’s secondary nickname “bubba”?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
we’re not supposed to cheer on a bloodthirsty violent psychopath, yet we all cheer on kevin in home alone
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
we’re not supposed to cheer on a bloodthirsty violent psychopath, yet we all cheer on kevin in home alone
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
universal construction schedule near your home: 6am-10am: DRILL 10am-5pm: LUNCH/BREAK
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
We’re not going to see a wave of early CEO retirements and resignations because this is a a morally indefendable, undeniably evil class of people.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The difference between a health insurance CEO and say a general from an evil regime responsible for thousands of deaths, is that the CEO has no actual consequence to taking a moral stand against the suffering and death of the innocent.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
there are thousands of scenarios where we’re told “murder” is justified. you’re uncomfortable with the framing of this one because the guy looks like your coworker and don’t like the idea of millions of people thinking someone with an email job can be pure evil.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
the american social contract is broken.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
if this guy was from some middle eastern country taken out by an “operator” because his money gets funneled to “terrorism” and is therefore responsible for thousands of deaths, we’d be told that’s righteous and justified. pleas stop with the pearl clutching and double standard regarding murder.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
this is america. we voted for trump twice. we shrug at little kids getting shot into pieces every couple of weeks or a 9/11 equivalent of deaths a day during the pandemic. so if it takes a couple of ceo deaths to lower our insurance premiums even a little bit, america will cheer that on gleefully.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
no one is forcing these people to be death industry ceos. every c suite exec from every major health insurance company could retire today and spend the rest of their days volunteering at soup kitchens and they’d still have generational wealth. they choose this work because they like doing it.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
we just had an election that definitively told us the american people do not care about decency, character, honor, or any other version associated with being a “good” person, but cheering the death of a guy who is the definition of banality of evil is a tad too far.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Enjoying the ep! What are the chances of a Zach Lowe, Rachel, and yourself reunion episode?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
nothing like a long car ride. just you, the open road, and your hate for everyone and everything.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
love to fire up the playstation plug in my headphones and stay up all night talking feelings with the boys
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
favorite part of a haircut is when you and the barber simultaneously decide that it’s best if you both spend the rest of time together in silence
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