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Leo Volf

@leovolf.bsky.social
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Dog dad. Failed comedian musician and actor. Did I mention I have a dog?

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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Listen, it’s pretty simple. I just want America to be a country of traditional values. Stuff like a nuclear family, home ownership, and making sure that Saudia Arabia has a significant financial stake in every single thing I enjoy.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Listen, I’m pretty apolitical, but both sides are bad. Granted, I’m not the biggest fan of Trump trying to create a new world order and fundamentally change every aspect of civil society in his corrupt image. But on the other hand, Kamala was annoying and a bitch. Two sides of the same coin.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Listen, it’s pretty simple. I just want America to be a country of traditional values. Stuff like a nuclear family, home ownership, and making sure that Saudia Arabia has a significant financial stake in every single thing I enjoy.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
not trying to be political, but the White House Rose garden is looking good!
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
the internet in 2025: do i trust the ai generated summary from wabi.tv? google maps? lol 🤷‍♂️ the official usps website?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
looking forward to a future where i browse my brand new john deere ipad looking at the latest chevrolet fridge
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
the cynical strategy here is to just blatantly lie to fox news viewers using the typical fox news boogeyman discourse to justify gutting social security. unfortunately for us, the president, is one of those viewers, and will buy this hook line and sinker.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
unfortunately there are no exceptions to acab
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
spaceX is obviously propped up by public funds. peter thiel's company, palantir, is entirely reliant on government contracts. if the pentagon budget had any oversight these dudes would be running MLMs
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the idea that these tech guys are opposed to "government waste" is so completely fucking ridiculous. they feast on government waste. DOD budgets are a bloated mess. the pentagon has failed 7 straight audits. the big beneficiaries are tech companies providing defense services.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
there needs to be a thorough audit of the massive fraud happening on top of elon musk’s head
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
cry harder libs! biden and hunter did burisma so that means anyone i like gets to do infinite corruption!
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the constitutional scholars have logged on
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
in home alone it’s never really explained why kevin knows how to and is so good at setting booby traps and that’s because he’s simply a vicious blood thirsty killer
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
is every dog’s secondary nickname “bubba”?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
we’re not supposed to cheer on a bloodthirsty violent psychopath, yet we all cheer on kevin in home alone
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
we’re not supposed to cheer on a bloodthirsty violent psychopath, yet we all cheer on kevin in home alone
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
universal construction schedule near your home: 6am-10am: DRILL 10am-5pm: LUNCH/BREAK
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
this is america. we voted for trump twice. we shrug at little kids getting shot into pieces every couple of weeks or a 9/11 equivalent of deaths a day during the pandemic. so if it takes a couple of ceo deaths to lower our insurance premiums even a little bit, america will cheer that on gleefully.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
no one is forcing these people to be death industry ceos. every c suite exec from every major health insurance company could retire today and spend the rest of their days volunteering at soup kitchens and they’d still have generational wealth. they choose this work because they like doing it.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
we just had an election that definitively told us the american people do not care about decency, character, honor, or any other version associated with being a “good” person, but cheering the death of a guy who is the definition of banality of evil is a tad too far.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
nothing like a long car ride. just you, the open road, and your hate for everyone and everything.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
love to fire up the playstation plug in my headphones and stay up all night talking feelings with the boys
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
favorite part of a haircut is when you and the barber simultaneously decide that it’s best if you both spend the rest of time together in silence
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
taking some time away from alcohol to realize that feeling like shit is permanent
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
boy dinner
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i'm already paying $40 for the tiny artisanal pizza, no need to rub it in my face by calling it like "the dickdown"
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
the urge to say "freelancing" every time i mean "unemployed"
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
back in my day, if a date wasn't going well, a woman would lie straight to my face telling me her roommate has a family emergency and leave, like a decent human being. now, a date goes bad and millions of people on tik tok know you as like "sandals guy"
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
my favorite part of my favorite comedy podcast is that it makes a lot of money
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
hey gmail how about just tell me when my email is 100% full. me and my 3% email have been been doing just fine, thank you.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
are horses just a hot animal or are we only seeing the hottest horses in movies and tv?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
the fox news comment section is an echo chamber!
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
pitching a startup to VCs: “uhh …we’re gonna take over the federal government deficiencies and make them efficient? With uhh…AI and blockchain? The business model is essentially we take the federal money, which is bad and inefficient, and then it becomes our money, which is good and efficient!”
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
“is it the guy i hate?” - my gf, when i mention any comedian
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@90s Jokes 🤣🤣🤣 “you know you’re a millennial when you’re tired.” ❤️ 70,000,000 🔂55,000,000
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
forced to learn chinese in 15 years because of the dumbest guys in your office being mega triggered by pronouns and hearing that thomas jefferson had slaves
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
just sitting on the train watching a guy keep scrolling and updating his twitter feed and it’s literally a never ending stream of elon musk tweets
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
hello algorithm!
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
before any podcaster, influencer, talking head, comedian, etc starts talking about real people and the average american they should be required to show a couple of pictures of the inside of their home like their kitchen or their living room.
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
a couple of years of not unquestionably portraying white men as the heroes of mankind and a chunk of the population is ready to burn everything down
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
if you believe in ghosts, thoughts on bug ghosts?
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Leo Volf @leovolf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
don’t you hate it when you wake up in the morning?
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