Reposted by Leodiensianheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/08/2026reporting from the uk: literally all of our phones just started screaming the star trek red alert siren at full volume to let us know that barbecues have been banned 1948886 488
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Flicking this switch begins an elaborate henshin sequence. When the smoke and glitter clears, I have been replaced by one (1) perfectly ordinary rat. 020 2
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I love arriving at the dungeon crawl with my entire pussy out 070 7
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Im pretty sure my boyfriend told me to go to therapy for not liking Star Trek 110 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Caged sub/breeder dom buddy cop movie, call that Lock and Load 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/03/2026At an event where people insist my double is also in attendance. I am bearded and British, so I might have to come to terms with the fact I'm the *evil* doppelganger 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/03/2026How come every time I try and take a holiday, Geopolitics happens. This is going to give me a complex. 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Not sure how I feel about my bf's new pet name for me 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Yeah, its not About Them. I know I look pretty good already, and fat is not the same as ugly or unattractive. But I dont enjoy being big, heavy, taking up space, breaking chairs and beds etc. To say nothing of wanting to be healthier as I get older. 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Its not a compliment to say to me "well thats a big fucking waste of time and effort you just went through and also i dont respect your personal decisions about your own body", thanks. 110 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Hey so i know body positivity is a thing and all but if I mention to you ive been dieting lately and im pleased with myself for losing weight, and you feel compelled to say "you don't need to diet, you look good already", maybe Dont Do That thank you for coming to my TED talk 140 4
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/202632 calories, if youre wondering. Clearly need to get that up a bit. 100 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate 130 3
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads. 110 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 07/01/2026First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :( 020 2
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow. 030 3
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops. 030 3
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Ahhh means my six five 300lbs arse is gonna be too big. Thanks though! 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025How is NP for bigger sizes? I often want to up my club wear but run into the problem of, well, Im a Big Bitch and gay clothing lines tend to run small 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Oh oops the fucker on the left hand side is an incest apologist lmao www.spectator.co.uk/article/what... 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/10/2025A single Scoville would melt their collective digestive systems 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Strong contenders this year for the Least Fuckable Competition 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Doodle House is haunted by an extremely migraine-y ghost 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/09/2025You know, but do you like, *know* know? You know? 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Getting an impressed "jesus *christ*" when someone sees how much I lift at the gym is giving me the bear equivalent of gender euphoria. 010 1
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Refusing to use the word Xenomorph and only calling it The Alien From Alien until the nerds strangle me 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Everyone's falling head over heels for Eyeball Alien, just a silly little guy who loves eyeballs! 120 2
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Huh, normally I have to go on Grindr when I want to throw six inches at a pig 000 0
Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025How do I know Kojima has exactly one gay on staff? There are clues. 020 2