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Leodiensian

@leodiensian.bsky.social
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Funny isnt something you are, its something i'm not. He/him. Chunky, gay, neurospicy. 🏳️‍🌈 🎲🎙

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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love a nice bit of scrunity
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/08/2026
reporting from the uk: literally all of our phones just started screaming the star trek red alert siren at full volume to let us know that barbecues have been banned
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No such luck
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Flicking this switch begins an elaborate henshin sequence. When the smoke and glitter clears, I have been replaced by one (1) perfectly ordinary rat.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love arriving at the dungeon crawl with my entire pussy out
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Im pretty sure my boyfriend told me to go to therapy for not liking Star Trek
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Caged sub/breeder dom buddy cop movie, call that Lock and Load
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brucy & 🎃 @realbrucy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
God bless
Infowars logo but gay frogged
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am very bad at being asexual, apparently
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
At an event where people insist my double is also in attendance. I am bearded and British, so I might have to come to terms with the fact I'm the *evil* doppelganger
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pronouns hi/hat
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Its me, im large gays
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How come every time I try and take a holiday, Geopolitics happens. This is going to give me a complex.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*pronounces Chile like while*
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not sure how I feel about my bf's new pet name for me
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yeah, its not About Them. I know I look pretty good already, and fat is not the same as ugly or unattractive. But I dont enjoy being big, heavy, taking up space, breaking chairs and beds etc. To say nothing of wanting to be healthier as I get older.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Its not a compliment to say to me "well thats a big fucking waste of time and effort you just went through and also i dont respect your personal decisions about your own body", thanks.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hey so i know body positivity is a thing and all but if I mention to you ive been dieting lately and im pleased with myself for losing weight, and you feel compelled to say "you don't need to diet, you look good already", maybe Dont Do That thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
And yet I do
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bouncing on a Bad Dragon like its a yoga ball
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bouncing on it crazy style counts ae cardio
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
32 calories, if youre wondering. Clearly need to get that up a bit.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
👀
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :(
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Starting 2026 the way I mean to go on
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
👀
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Festive cheer
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Mods are asleep, post Smooth Burger
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ahhh means my six five 300lbs arse is gonna be too big. Thanks though!
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
How is NP for bigger sizes? I often want to up my club wear but run into the problem of, well, Im a Big Bitch and gay clothing lines tend to run small
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Im a child
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Oh oops the fucker on the left hand side is an incest apologist lmao www.spectator.co.uk/article/what...
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A single Scoville would melt their collective digestive systems
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Strong contenders this year for the Least Fuckable Competition
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Bear Brum was a lot of fun
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Doodle House is haunted by an extremely migraine-y ghost
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You know, but do you like, *know* know? You know?
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Getting an impressed "jesus *christ*" when someone sees how much I lift at the gym is giving me the bear equivalent of gender euphoria.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Omg hiiiii
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Refusing to use the word Xenomorph and only calling it The Alien From Alien until the nerds strangle me
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Pride is a Love Riot #dandy
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Everyone's falling head over heels for Eyeball Alien, just a silly little guy who loves eyeballs!
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Huh, normally I have to go on Grindr when I want to throw six inches at a pig
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I am going to become the Unabomber
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How do I know Kojima has exactly one gay on staff? There are clues.
An image from the game Death Stranding 2 saying "I Heart BB".
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