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Leodiensian

@leodiensian.bsky.social
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Funny isnt something you are, its something i'm not. He/him. Chunky, gay, neurospicy. 🏳️‍🌈 🎲🎙

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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love a nice bit of scrunity
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/08/2026
reporting from the uk: literally all of our phones just started screaming the star trek red alert siren at full volume to let us know that barbecues have been banned
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Im pretty sure my boyfriend told me to go to therapy for not liking Star Trek
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Caged sub/breeder dom buddy cop movie, call that Lock and Load
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brucy & 🎃 @realbrucy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
God bless
Infowars logo but gay frogged
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am very bad at being asexual, apparently
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
At an event where people insist my double is also in attendance. I am bearded and British, so I might have to come to terms with the fact I'm the *evil* doppelganger
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How come every time I try and take a holiday, Geopolitics happens. This is going to give me a complex.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not sure how I feel about my bf's new pet name for me
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hey so i know body positivity is a thing and all but if I mention to you ive been dieting lately and im pleased with myself for losing weight, and you feel compelled to say "you don't need to diet, you look good already", maybe Dont Do That thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bouncing on it crazy style counts ae cardio
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :(
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Starting 2026 the way I mean to go on
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Festive cheer
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Im a child
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Bear Brum was a lot of fun
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Getting an impressed "jesus *christ*" when someone sees how much I lift at the gym is giving me the bear equivalent of gender euphoria.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Omg hiiiii
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Refusing to use the word Xenomorph and only calling it The Alien From Alien until the nerds strangle me
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Pride is a Love Riot #dandy
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Everyone's falling head over heels for Eyeball Alien, just a silly little guy who loves eyeballs!
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I am going to become the Unabomber
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How do I know Kojima has exactly one gay on staff? There are clues.
An image from the game Death Stranding 2 saying "I Heart BB".
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Ew, TERF sat by me on the bus. Cranking GERM on my headphones till she moves.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Are you feeling alright babe, you just walked past a chubby cat without telling him he's a baby, a tiny baby, the tiniest baby, the tiniest of babiest of mans
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Today we fell for the hilarious prank called "deep dish pizza"
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Deontological Warfare @clockworklady.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
On holiday in the US. This supermarket's British foods section has about a 40% miss rate on the concept of British. There's German, Polish, Dutch, Australian and Indian in here.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It's fine that I have multiple RPG characters that ate their boyfriends as part of their backstory, right? That's probably fine and normal and good actually
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
@respectthedead.bsky.social. okay so when you were trying to lure alcohol advertisers on this last episode, I'm afraid you managed to snag an ad for incontinence panties. I audibly cackled at the bus stop.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It's totally normal to do fantasy world-building between sets at the gym, YOURE weird
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Spent the weekend helping a younger friend recover from overwork indulging. My Daddy Era has involved a lot more Dad than I was hoping.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Still reeling from Tom Cruise calling Colin Farrell a fucking twink in Minority Report 20 years ago.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I was today years old when I was able to finally find a place to buy hats that fit my Massive Fucking Bonce
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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faun @ MCM London M08 @faungrove.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
jk rowling writing her tweets
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
terfs hate asexual people because at the core they feel like being "normal" is aspirational and everything that hints towards life being complex, often contradictory, always hard to quantify experiences rather than just a set of unspoken rules is abject to them, like it is to all conservatives
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
At this point, are any of us really surprised when Joanne reveals she's a new form of phobic? I feel like she has a list of new slurs locked away in case we make first contact and she wants to be racist against aliens
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hi, is it too late to live in UNinteresting times please?
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The prequel trilogy SUCKED. Trade wars just aren't interesting and the idea that some idiot comic relief character could plunge an entire society in fascism is just stupid.
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
So on rewatching the Matrix movies, is there ever an in-universe reason why everyone Dresses Like That?
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Men, what's stopping you dressing like this
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Acab includes bounty hunters right, because Goro Majima you're breaking my fucking heart
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Leodiensian @leodiensian.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Your mid-30's is a... fine time to go to your first rave, right? ... right?
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