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Lani

@lemonlani.bsky.social
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Any pronouns idc (She/They/He) 22 years young ✌🏽 Proudly Pansexual 🩷💛🩵 Gamer and anime enjoyer, I like to shit post and have incoherent updates on my life Art account: bsky.app/profile/lemoncheesecake.bs… 🚫 ANTI - gen ai, crypto, NFTS 🙅🏽‍♀️

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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Good bye steam summer sale 😭 maybe next year I'll get more than like 2 games...
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have a son, I love him so much
Close up photo of a sleeping cat
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Bah I'm not dead, school absolutely beating my fucking ass
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Miku @miku.miku.ing · 08/03/2026
Hatsune Miku
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Mrs.Platypus @mrsplatypus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You don't need to asshole-proof your game.The answer to "how will this play if there's an asshole at the gaming table?" is "I don't care, the assholes are not invited".
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Been thinking about boobs and women all day... I think my period is coming soon
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My mom is trying so hard to make my upcoming graduation all about her, her emotions, and her personal beef with certain family members. May cannot come fast enough I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN.
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
But hey - women are too emotional to be president. They might start a war in the middle of the night....oh wait.
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Heard what happened in Kansas. It's so depressing how demonized trans people get... It's just people existing how they wanna
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I read the AP News updates on the president's state of address... God that man is fucking exhausting. Over an hour and half of yapping about a bunch of untrue bullshit
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why are all yaoi manga a black haired top and a brown haired bottom?
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Christopher Wade ✊🏿 @itsmechriswade.com · 17/02/2026
This fall, Ill be crowdfunding THE WILL OF MONSTERS! It has mainly been coming outta my own pocket, I know what I want the film to feel like and the script and animatic are already done. Click the link below to support a REAL filmmaker and accept no substitutes 🔥 www.kickstarter.com/projects/its...
kickstarter.com
Coming soon: THE WILL OF MONSTERS: Fully Fund a Brand New Fantasy Film!
An animated film about a witch, her alliance with two bumbling scarecrows, and the destructive power she yearns to obtain!
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:
an image of fire kirby that reads "Kirby Says Abolish Ice"
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Learning that ICE Agents may go into 30k+ of government debt with no chance of bankruptcy warms my heart. Remember to vote 2028 everyone (if the country doesn't break apart even more by then). Even if it's just for the petty reason of sending thousands of ICE agents into inescapable debt 🥰❤️
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I hate retail so much. To the fucking nasty ass bitch who threatened to harm me and trash my place of work because you didn't want a refund. I hope your man leaves you. I hope your car breaks down in the middle of the highway and you have no cell service and I hope your hair falls out.
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I finally got a Nintendo switch 2 🥰 Not a Nintendo glazing post. I'm just happy to be able to play Bravely Default HD Remaster. This game and Bravely Second got me through a lot of horrible times from like 10 - 16. I hope we get a another game in the series, or a port of Bravely Second
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
THAT'S WHAT TODD HOWARD SOUNDS LIKE??? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME WTF
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Nintendo direct live chat on YouTube always pisses me off so much. Like it's cool to be disappointed or uninterested, but damn the amount of people and/or trolls and/or bots calling everything that isn't a mainline IP "L" "[Something] slop" or just garbage... Some of y'all ungrateful af
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I want my tax return already 😭 can't even file it yet ... Switch 2 wait for me
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I trained a really nice Oguri cap today 🥰 #umamusume
The detail card page for my Oguri cap

Umamusume Details
[Starlight Beast] Oguri Cap
Headshot of Oguri Cap (10,767 Scenario score)
A Rank Ephiphet Witness to Legend

A speed (886)
B+stamina (712)
A power (833)
C+ guts (510)
C wits (464)

Skills  /  Inspiration  /  Career Info

Skills listed: 

Triumphant Pulse lvl. 4
Angling and Scheming 
Corner Acceleration 
Straightway Recovery
Go with the flow
Preferred position 
Prepared to pass
Mile corners
Acceleration 
Unyielding Spirit
Pace chaser corners
Shrewd Step
Hydrate 
Triple 7s
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
SOS: pioneers of olive town has me spoiled with how much stuff I can process and grow. However the economy in Grand Bazaar is SO much better and less stressful. I don't feel like I'm wasting so much time trying to make $10. The stress comes from me being too efficient 😂
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Next you're gonna tell me you wanna hold hands and kiss like some kind of freak.
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tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this one is called goose horse
a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuuuuuuuuck going to sleep rn. The Razer Project: Ava Ai "companion" thing is so fucking creepy to me??? It's 24/7 which means it's ALWAYS listening and watching???? And it's ran by a company that's gonna absolutely track the data you're freely feeding into it....
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i'm too young for back pain and memory loss 😫
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I'm finally free and relaxed 😌 Playing Story of Seasons: The Grand Bazaar and fucking LOVING it. Now that I've dicked around for an in-game year, time to make even more serious money >:D
A illustrated chalk board with a golden hand bell on top. A corner of a shopping plaza is seen in the background.

Morning Shift Results

Base Sales 184,204G
Décor Bonus 54,637G
Cheer Bonus 8,578G

Total 247,419G

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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We got Elphaba and Glenda cookies in Cookie Run Kingdom before GTA6 What a wild ass timeline
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Good morning Internet
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Did y'all see the ACNH update coming out in January? 👀
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🪄🎃✨️BOOka✨️🎃🪄 @maybe-a-mermaid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Look at my freak son
A pumpkin carved with almond shaped eyes and a curved crackling grin. The eyes are stitched over with twine, and there's dark toothpick teeth in his mouth. There's blood dripping around its mouth and stem
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I CAST: PARENT CALLS YOUR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT NAME IN AN ANGRY VOICE, BUT THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY ANGRY Happy Halloween 🎃
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2dchaos - WISHLIST NECHROMIA!!! @2dchaos.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Bad news: I got laid off from a project and rent is still late, I'm afraid I'll receive an eviction notice soon. I managed to pay part of it last month but we're still struggling. Any help is appreciated! You get: - Steam Key - Portrait In-game(If you donate $50+) - + more! ko-fi.com/2dchaos/goal...
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bruh what kinda blood type I got for bugs to be biting me so much when I go outside for too long??? 😭 I know I'm a snack but damn, go away!!
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/09/2025
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
They're... They're claiming that Tylenol is a link to autism... www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
pbs.org
Trump administration suggests acetaminophen during pregnancy causes autism. Experts say a link between the two is unproven
Speaking Monday from the White House, the president said women should not take acetaminophen, also known by the brand name Tylenol, “during the entire pregnancy.”
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
So basically…
A modified version of one of Alex Norris’ “oh no” comics. 

Four panels.

Panel 1: a group of people on X tell a smaller group “you are not welcome here”.

Panel 2: the smaller group says “ok we made our own place” labelled Bluesky

Panel 3: the group from X demand to know why the Bluesky group is excluding them. The Bluesky group say “oh no”

Panel 4: the X group are now on Bluesky and saying “you are not welcome here”
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Ellis MacVey is Dumb and Gay ⚢🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @ellismacvey.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The harsh crackdown on anyone who doesn't properly mourn Charlie Kirk and pretend he was a good guy is polarizing me more and more in the opposite direction. He was a vile, hateful little man who wanted people like me lynched. The more you scream at me for pointing that out, the more I'll say it.
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I'ma rant Any time I say I prefer being hot over being cold (I don't regulate well) I get one billion comments about how being cold is better. "You can always put on more layers" "At a certain point, you can't get more naked in the heat" "I like hoodies and sweaters too much to like the heat"
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Could legal cannabis be repealed in Massachusetts? What to know. share.google/k04SAO2pRFz1... Ayo so like... Shit already sucks? Can whoever started this go be a pearl clutching lil bitch somewhere else?
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Mass. ballot question proposals could end recreational marijuana sales
Two petitions aim to repeal parts of the state’s marijuana laws that regulate the recreational sale and use of the substance.
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JC Chasez's Thug Appeal @kidderkat.blacksky.app · 28/08/2025
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Lied a wee bit I am making them today though!!! This is my paste, it's really really sweet and nutty I'm really excited about the taro buns
A food processor with white taro paste inside. The processor is sitting on a brown marble countertop, behind it is a white power strip it's plugged into
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I bought some fresh taro roots recently, I'm gonna try making taro buns today! :D
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C. @cecondnature.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
this entire year has felt like one long humiliation ritual.
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT ALL FOR YOU BABY GIRL #HaruUrara #Umamusume
B rank
Rating 6,920

Haru Urara [Details]

Career record
Races: 17 Wins: 9

Major wins
G1 February S.
G1 JBC Sprint
G3 Negishi S.

Next

Haru Urara in her signature race wear, smiling with her arms above her head in the end career screen.
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Lani @lemonlani.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
More daughters to add to my family 🥰
New!
[Rosy Dreams]
Rice Shower

Three gold stars in front of a purple to blue gradient banner close to the bottom of the screen. The character has brown hair and pink eyes, hearing a navy blue bowler hat that has a blue rose on it. She also has horse ears on the top of her head.New!
[Emperor's Path]
Symboli Rudolf

Three stars in front of a purple to blue gradient banner close to the bottom of the screen. The character has auburn hair with brown bangs and a single white tuff of hair on the front. She has pink eyes and is wearing a green decorated military style outfit. She has horse ears on the top of her head.
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
BREAKING: Trump’s lavish new ballroom will cost taxpayers $200,000,000. The same GOP crying about student debt just wrote him a blank check. This isn’t America First — it’s Trump First, Always.
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