lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The alphabet spoken in English but if you pronounced all the letters in Spanish: ei bi si di i ef lli eich ai llei quei el em en ou pi quiu ar es ti iu (vi is impossible) dubuliu ecs uai (zi is sort of impossible) 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 17/08/2026God I love it when they call a new boarding group and someone not in the group walks pointedly towards the line and then stands an awkward 2 feet behind the last person in line. Makes me feel so alive 000
Reposted by @lemmingontherun.bsky.socialVivaLaMoo @vivalamoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026After 21 years I've finally won a major!!!! 88412
Reposted by @lemmingontherun.bsky.socialyour friend lara @yourfriendlara.bsky.social · 06/08/2026okay this is obviously going to be a several-days-long project so here are some in-progress photos I have no plan other than “PAINT STENCILS ON THE WALLS” so I’m just mixing paint and spreading it around at my whim. correcting bleeding edges with little effort to match. 💪 7171
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There’s not much that beats when you start to pet a cat and he pushes his little head up into your hand 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Love it when the airline invents some nonexistent weather drama and strands my wife in Chicago >:( 100
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Here’s an update I’m a million percent in love with my wife and life is awesome 040
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My wife, who usually has no interest in any sports, got excited enough about the possibility of going to a World Cup game with me that we went to a World Cup game. Incredible, once in a lifetime experience. So happy with today and with her in general :) 030
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 12/06/2026DiD yOu AsK ClaUdE No I asked cloud. He didn’t know but he booped his soft lil head into my hand and I will be asking him everything now 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Drake makes music for dudes who triple text a girl at 10AM and then say “Oh I see how it is” when she doesn’t text back by noon 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Next to do item: put cat carriers away. Problem: 030
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026OMG lmao I just now realized that Tony Hawk’s company is called birdhouse… and hawks are birds…. 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Ok I still don’t want kids, however this little girl in the Mexican restaurant singing twinkle twinkle little star WHILE stuffing her face with chicken can have free babysitting whenever she wants 010
Reposted by @lemmingontherun.bsky.socialBodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/05/2026 194139501315
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My grandad is 100, for context. My dad told him someone would be coming today (to check in on him and bring him food but that wasn’t explicitly stated). My grandad goes “ok… are they friendly?” Lmao 😭 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I love games that have no limit on the number of things you can carry but limit the number of KINDS of things you can carry. It’s like oh my bag’s full. Better drop this pencil. Ok cool now I can carry these 7 tons of concrete blocks. 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Professor tangrowth: “Watching you is always a delight. I’m so happy I’m getting to know you and I can’t wait for what you do ne-“ “APPRAISE THIS!” 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Was just thinking about this guy I used to work with. We have this sort of internal directory website thing and you can put little notes there. Most people’s were like email me before teams or call my cell if I don’t pick up or something. This guy’s said “please be nice to me.” Wonder how he’s doing 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Oh, you’re a fan of making it so that only people you think are girls can use women’s bathrooms? Name every bathroom 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Just had a brilliant idea. Ok so it’s like Uber but for people who drove somewhere and then got a drink and don’t want to drive home. So the uber shows up but there’s two people in it and then one of them drives your car 101
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Steph just dropped the funniest hot take out of nowhere. “So like, I do think women’s basketball is important. But I don’t think basketball is important.” 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“If I wasn’t such a big liar I’d be so rude to people” -this guy behind me at dinner. Man I feel u 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Support your spouse ominously and aggressively. “You’ve got this” “I don’t think that’s true” “Hmm. Then you are wrong. Good day.” 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Clover always cuddles Steph in the mornings. Steph is away at a race. So I get cuddles… right? …right? 😢 No. Hairbrush. 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Abolish ice! This stuff is like a foot thick and it’s SO hard to shovel. Aha, you thought this was a political post but it was really about weather! Also, though, it’s a political post. Abolish ICE. 3507
Reposted by @lemmingontherun.bsky.socialranatalus @ranatalus.ddrextre.me · 18/01/2026shot through the heart and you’re to blame you just killed LeBron James 3121
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 16/01/2026“What time’s your flight?” “I don’t know. I think 8?” (Note: translation from wife, this means 8AM) “Do you want me to drive you?” “Well yeah…” (Laughing) “ok! Good to know” 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Slightly diminish a game The Story of Zelda: Breath of the Slightly Rambunctious 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Kinda wanna start a gofundme for Jonathan Ross and just keep the money 110
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026This is a really good read if you have time. This and some of the pieces it links to put a lot of context around many of the conversations most of us see only small parts of in the media. 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Me: goes into the other room for less than a minute Steph: I have some bad news 040
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 25/12/2025“Reeds are ok. But I find it stupid that you need a piece of paper to blow into an instrument” -wife 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 20/12/202510 years ago today I married the love of my life. She’s not even on Bluesky and will probably never see this but I just want y’all cool peeps to know how HYPE I am to be married to my soul mate, it’s 100% awesome and my life rules. PEACE 050
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It’s been a while (like 41 days or something) so just wanted to remind you all that I love my wife :) 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I don’t think I can summarize this hotel any better than saying it’s the PERFECT place to finish the Netflix p Diddy docuseries 000
Reposted by @lemmingontherun.bsky.socialTaro@PROJEKT GODHAND 2.0 @taronuke.net · 03/12/2025was looking for how to tween text position in the .ass subtitle format and now i feel like i'm going to be put on a list 😔 4451
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 03/12/2025BREAKING NEWS my wife is bringing me a milkshake and I love her (unrelated) (real) 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 25/11/2025(Clover looks at me for reassurance) Yes! Good baby. Good babies can be here. Good babies can sit in chairs. And good babies can look out windows. (my tone darkens suddenly) But good babies cannot eat plants. Good babies can't do that! (she returns to looking out the window innocently) ok, good baby 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 17/11/2025My wife gave me a buscuit :) Because she loves me :)) And because she doesn't like biscuits. But mostly because she loves me. :))) 020
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? 010
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 10/11/2025This is crazy, and definitely a sign of the times, but I think the resolution proposed here seems like a fair one. I hope they do this. No quarter for hate. 030
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Apparently NO women got a world championship spot from #IronMan Wisconsin. 0. This is an emergency, a crisis. And it needs to be treated as such by the sport. 110
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Lmaooo I just ordered Indian food and the waiter just immediately goes “Mild?” We’ll see how hot “hot” is. For me. I’m guessing it would be hotter for someone who looks uhh, less like me. 000
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Haven’t been updating here but Steph just finished her second iron man world championship in Kona, Hawaii. Absolutely insane achievement that took years of dedication and I’m sooooo so so proud of her!! 140
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 12/10/2025The pro race at Kona is insaaaaaaaaaane holy butts. 140
lemmingontherun.bsky.social @lemmingontherun.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Ok I’ve been awake for like 21 hours time to sleep good bye 010
