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Leif Messinger

@leifmessinger.bsky.social
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Current multiple S&box Marble Racer world record holder Former Garfield Kart world record holder.

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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm calling it The next AI trend is going to be multiplayer/networking mods
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At this point, the C++ devs should just fork Rust if they hate it so much I bet whatever features Rust is missing that C++ has is easier to implement than trying to shoehorn safety into C++
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's solved if you count fzf
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Appy
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ain't nobody memorizing that
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Till then we stay clenched
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The balloons:
static.klipy.com
happy hamster
ALT: happy hamster
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You might want to pick another name
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just make a rule for no
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We want Tsoding BBL
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Plato's Cave seems kinda chill tbh
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Idiocracy: It's Got Electrolytes
ALT: Idiocracy: It's Got Electrolytes
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Should try Fluid Lander if you haven't already. It's free store.steampowered.com/app/1064950/...
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Fluid Lander - フリュードランダー on Steam
In Fluid Lander, you can operate a spaceship in a fluid-simulated field and head to the goal. A fast computational fluid dynamics program is embedded in this game. This is not just a demo of physics. ...
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I wonder how they got that number. 80 is a success! Administer another snake bite! Oh no *Crosses off 81 from clipboard*
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is what happens when bsky forgets to feed the skeletons in their datacenter
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That would be a stain on Ada Lovelace's name
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I like how the FRS radio frequencies aren't overused because radio and walkie talkies have fallen out of fashion. We'd have a HUGE problem if radio users grew exponentially
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When are they gonna make a Taxarr for proxmox where you can upload your tax forms and efile yourself
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"index() is identical to strchr(3)" Icing on the cake. This is why backwards compatibility is dumb
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Radians are stupid. Only a mad man would care about an angle being evenly divisible by an irrational number. The real unit of measurement for an angle will always be turns
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I hate permissions systems that bundle something you want to do into a "super dangerous" mega permission. If you want to use a MIDI keyboard on chrome you had to enable insecure websites. If you want an app to change the screen resolution on Android you have to enable WRITE_SECURE_SETTINGS.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'mma get to heaven and they're gonna be like, "Well, you jump started 5 strangers cars. Come on in"
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
X ad revenue sharing is weird. We're gonna have to tell kids "Back in my day, people would just say racist stuff because they felt it in their hearts, not because they were paid"
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If DLSS 5 is so good at doing shading, they could just make it do deferred shading. I think they don't want to admit they can't do that without all the other genai hallucinations Although I like the idea for old games like F.E.A.R. or Just Cause 1 where they didn't give you much to begin with
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Heeley's grind shoes patent is up as well. It's been expired for quite a while.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Heeleys' patent expired due to some fees It looks like it's gonna end in 2 years Rest in piss Heeleys, we finna get 3d printed Heeleys in 2 years
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
✔️
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The clock app's reliance on presets is stupid. Need an alarm for 6:30 pm? Better hope you entered that in at one point. Want a timer for 25 minutes? Just use the 10 minute timer and hit the add minute button 15 times.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache is standing in a doorway and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in a doorway and looking at the camera .
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
They perfected the art of burning whale juice for light. youtu.be/tURHTuKHBZs?...
youtu.be
Why do hurricane lanterns look like that?
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I bet a lot of people are going to be confused about the early age of computing where the most used computer was the printer/copier, and all it did was put stuff on paper and we were happy with that
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Fast charging on phones means charging every day at peak hours for 20 minutes instead of charging overnight once every two days.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Windows should just auto-load / cache electron because it uses it so much
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The year is 2035. The dollar has collapsed. People are paid in high grade copper wire and CS2 skins
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
How does this make any sense? Maybe it's more expensive because people would be less tempted to steal a glorified slideshow player.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
When are they going to have the Nuremberg trials for Nvidia using frame generation numbers in performance comparisons
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I know you can cash it out later, but you could also not buy life insurance and save money. It only ever makes sense if you have dependents or if you want to just wanna drop hella loot when you die.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Why are people trying to sell me life insurance? What am I going to do with a couple thousand dollars after I'm dead? If I really cared I'd just start saving. Hell, somebody's getting my bank account after I die. That should be enough for them.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I bet the Pixel 10 pro is great for operatives who need to dispose of their phone quickly.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The purpose of life is to aura farm
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Yo, can we get a element picker/inspect mode/selector picker web helper function like elementPicker() so we could code that into snippets? Like, it would do Ctrl Shift C, wait until an element is selected, and then return $0 (the selected element)
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Guns don't kill anyone Technically it's just the bullet
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Owning a CPAP to own the AI bros
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I like how the dev commentaries for old games are like "We added this long corridor to show the player how to walk, and we added this ledge to ensure they knew how to jump. We also limited their running speed to make sure they couldn't bhop fast enough to clear this 5 meter gap"
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Only if C had variable shadowing
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
TODOs are best as tests that fail. Making a test is normally way more effort than the missing feature, but you can just make a test that says todo!(). I thought I heard of some github actions thing that lets you add a test for if your issue has been solved, but I can't find it.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing an orange polo shirt is smiling with a poster behind him that says makan
ALT: a man wearing an orange polo shirt is smiling with a poster behind him that says makan
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Everyone is amazed that horses are born being able to run. Bruh, they got 4 legs. They don't gotta learn to balance.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
There should be stdlog for logs. stderr is basically this, but it also gets printed to the screen. Maybe something that is hidden by default and could be redirected. It would be to stderr what stderr is to stdout.
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Leif Messinger @leifmessinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Dijkstra rolling over in his grave
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