Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like you need a crack team of close to 100 moderators running 24/7 shifts to keep that place in order. You're looking for people who got that 1000 yard stare from the get go. And you know you've absolutely gotta take care of them. These people NEED vacation time, they NEED health care 1571
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You can't just make an official Sonic the Hedgehog discord and advertise it on the internet for all the world to see, it sounds like one of those studies they publish in scientific journals that you end up spending a month discussing in your advanced college psych class 213317
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ARTISTS: If you do not draw at least one Rouge the Bat in the month of October, the Halloween Police will arrive at your door #WIP 635839
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The new chief strategy officer is tutoring journalists on the company's economic challenges through a series of pie charts called "The Crash Butt Strategy" 0222
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Head of Gaming at Microsoft giving away their personal number to journalists and influencers, and then immediately maxing out their phone storage due to being bombarded with pictures of Crash Bandicoot with a big butt: "XBOX is for the Gamers" 1667
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am powered by not one, but two cups of sauce. Please consider that before starting an argument with me on the internet 0222
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have eaten The Caniac Combo with an extra piece of toast, and have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine 3595
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"That's right, my name is Skywalker... Goku Skywalker. Please see this new trilogy, I'm begging you. What if I was a Wookie" 410611
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bring a bottle of Heinz 57 and a Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card to your interview, let 'em know you mean business 0377
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century" and no Aqua Teen Hunger Force? 80% of those shows WISH they had something as good as the Broodwich episode 6574
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Announcing this game on Bisexual Visibility Day shows that at least someone at Capcom is paying attention 0362
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you're gonna make a VR game with Phoenix Wright in it and he doesn't say "Oops, sorry" when he accidentally pokes you in the eye when throwing his arm out to object, then why even bother 3813
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Discord looked upon my broken, aged body and the depression buried deep within my soul, and smiled. This, surely, is someone to be placed in the "Adult" category. And thus, to celebrate my journey to adulthood, invasive FanDuel advertising. Huzzah. 113516
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When the next Xbox game fails to sell 50 million copies, they will downsize. There will be a new Xbox game, it will fail to sell 50 million copies, and they will downsize. This pattern will continue until Xbox headquarters downsizes into a small outhouse in a field, attached to a telephone pole. 3929
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026youtu.be/Ao0vS5xWpl0?...youtu.beThe Chemicals Between us.YouTube video by Reikid 190
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Fates - Clotho (the spinner), Lachesis (the allotter), and Atropos (the inevitable) - as they attempt to squeeze a comically large spindle through the door frame: "we are not done with Destiny" 0232
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*wile-e-coyote-hits-the-ground-sfx.wav is unavailable* 310614
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just know some guy will buy every single Guile Hair Popcorn Bucket, stack it up to the ceiling, and then sit right in front of me in the theater 2586
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Used to be you could boob and butt all day in a castle tower owned by a rich weirdo in a powdered wig, times sure have changed 010
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Someone out there could pay me $50k a year (with health, dental, and vision insurance) to draw aboobandorbutt, that's a thing right" I say to myself as I'm watching résumé tips and tricks videos on YouTube, struggling to remember the year I graduated college. Such is the world in which we live. 3644
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At this rate, there won't be anyone left to review GTA6 for any major website because every single person will be laid off and replaced by a Henry Hoover with a Magic 8-Ball duct taped on the back 0722
